Ignacio Ealrian
Legacy Name: Ignacio Ealrian

Profile

• Name: Ignacio Ealrian
• Age: 18
• Height: 1.75m
• Sexuality: Heterosexual
• Status: In a relationship with Solstice
• Soundtrack: Listen here

Life Excerpt

Just on the town side of the unwritten line between forest and civilization, Ignacio stepped onto the wooden porch of the area's most famous steakhouse. Here, he could eat as much as he wanted.

-"Hey, 'loola," he said, waving at the pretty-ish red head who waited tables here.

-"Oh, lawd," Telulah sighed. "Earl, that boy's back agin. He's gonna want that seventy-two ounce steak. Agin."

-"Bet'ch'r britches," Ignacio said. He grinned and picked a seat by the wide window looking out on the woods. He'd rather take the seat outside, but he knew one of Earl's conditions for the free-if-you-can-eat-it steak included eating it indoors. Not that Ignacio planned on eating the full seventy-two ounces right now. He really felt he could only eat sixty or so. And maybe a nice sweet potato. With extra brown sugar.

Since he'd ordered it rare with extra peppercorns, he got his delicious steak pretty fast. Telulah had him cut into it to verify it was to his liking, and of course, it was. Telulah rolled her eyes when he thanked her, and when he asked her for extra brown sugar, all she said was, -"Boy, you are gonna rot out your teeth right after you solidify your arteries."

Ignacio only shrugged and tucked in to his steak. It was perfect.

He surprised himself by finishing what had to be more than sixty-five ounces. Earl conceded it was his new personal record, and after a moment, he grudgingly told Ignacio to pay for a fifteen ounce steak.


Once Ignacio had his doggie bag, he paid for his dinner and left Telulah a hefty tip for having to put up with the other diners hollering and cheering for him. He and his steak left the restaurant and headed into the woods for a twilight stroll. As he walked among the trees, he kicked up leaves and pine needles that must have lain there like a carpet for a generation or more. There were some brambles and bushes here and there, but for the most part, it was an open forest. He could still see the steakhouse pretty clearly through the trees, so he wouldn't miss his Jeep, and after he'd gone about a half mile, he stopped to finish the rest of his steak. With the packaging in one hand, he jogged back to his car, careful not to trip on any roots or fallen branches. He had some work left to do still at the zoo. It was only a pity that he couldn't have shared his delicious steak with the wolves, but at least he could get back to the zoo in time to give them some of their own, albeit raw, steak.

Ignacio clamored into his doorless Jeep and stuck the keys in the ignition. The electric car buzzed into life, and Ignacio made his way out of the lot and down the road. He'd get there just at sunset.

Credits

Human art: Lineart by xxMadxHatterxx color by me. Overlay by Okami-Heart. Story written by hyperion. Pixel art by ren. Royalty free music from Incompetech.