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Starfish_694 has a minion!

giuseppe the Mooby

Starfish_694
Legacy Name: Starfish_694

The

Chibi Tutani
Owner:

PUNS

Age: 14 years, 7 months, 3 weeks

Born: August 25th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 25th, 2009 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
May 8th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 0
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Sweet naivete.

impetuous youth longs only for what is dazzling.

- secretum, petrarch

the submerged shafts of the

sun,
split like spun
glass, move themselves with spotlight swiftness
into the crevicesâ€”
in and out, illuminating

the
turquoise sea

- the fish, marianne moore

starfish is, in fact, a tutani.

though he has a worrying appreciation for starfish. in fact, he would adopt them all as close friends if tutanis and starfish spoke the same language. as it is, starfish are monstrously more intelligent than other forms of marine life. so much so that they have mastered the arts of time travel and understanding joaquin phoenix's latest caper.

cuttlefish now, those fellows are like the jessica simpsons of omen island bay. poor boys would forget their siphuncles if they weren't attached. forget brain to body ratio, cuttlefish are mostly crickets up there and crickets don't even like the water.

our friendly tutani's hobbies include swimming, spouting, surfacing, looking for starfish, clicking at starfish, not being snuffed by starfish.

his sexual orientation is not known because he is, in fact, a tutani. â€¢ â€¢ â€¢

don't jade me, bro!