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It


The Custom Riftborn Blob
Owner: Kitten

Age: 11 years, 6 months, 2 weeks

Born: October 24th, 2009

Adopted: 5 months, 3 weeks, 6 days ago

Adopted: November 16th, 2020

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Statistics


  • Level: 8
     
  • Strength: 20
     
  • Defense: 20
     
  • Speed: 15
     
  • Health: 15
     
  • HP: 15/15
     
  • Intelligence: 1
     
  • Books Read: 1
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


No one really knows what It is.

One day It formulated into existence and It changed religious points of view. Everyone either thought It was a piece of heaven or a sneak peak of eternal damnation. The truth is everyone saw what they wanted to see inside It. That's how so many people went missing. Everyone wanted to enter.

And now It is heavily guarded. I counted 8 soldiers around the entity last I checked. When It first appeared people kept going to it because it showed them what they wanted, no needed to see. They all disappeared to never be seen again. I wondered what happened to them. Maybe the other side was some sort of intergalactic restaurant that used people's minds against them much like a siren to seamen, luring them right into the kitchen and cutting into them like a slaughter house. I bet they serve wanders as meat with a prime rib availability. I wonder what we might taste like to an alien race.

I'm on to you alien overlords, I KNOW YOUR PLANS.

I imagine deep in the universe some creature is screaming in retreat like "Oh noo he's onto us abort abort". Oh we're almost out of time here, You see this alarm is going off in about a minute to tell me I have my chance. Yeah, no I'm totally going into It. I want to know what happened to those people. I think the rest of us deserve to know that's why I imprinted my brain to be linked directly to the central computer. No, she hacked the surface of every mainframe for me. I will be broadcast on every tv, mobile device and pc. Basically if it's connected to the internet, it'll stream my ascension.

It's totally safe, It's mostly safe..... It's probably safe. Ok, look I have NO idea how safe it'll be. What I do know though is live or die it'll answer the biggest question of our century. Time's up, I gotta go. Best of luck! See you on the other side, one way or another.

I totally made it in, I don't want to give you much detail as it wasn't my best work. Anyway so yeah, I guess I'll try and turn on this live feed. What? It's not working, well crap. Um maybe if I just, oh ok cool there it is. So I haven't even looked around and I can't describe it to you. I guess you'll just have to watch the feed. This is amazing, It really is a piece of heaven. I can feel It, the warmth in my heart, the beauty of everything around me. My mind, I feel at peace, I have expended into the cosmos and retained the knowledge of our ancestors.

I'm dying aren't I? Maybe brains are being eaten, kinda like served on a plate?

I fucking knew it was aliens.



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Rift Jelly

Rift Octo

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