You hear a single yip to your right, and glance over. Sitting as pretty as can be is this winged ball of silky fluff with almost comically large ears. It's big eyes stare at you curiously. You begin to smile, then it speaks.
"Hey, stranger! My name is Zohran. I'm Mommy's favorite, and I know a'cause she likes to buy me pretty things. I mean, look at this wonderful neckerchief I'm wearing! And this pillow I'm sitting on. And Lyra! Lyra's my Achi, and she's my bestest friend ever. Do you want to be my bestest friend too? It's easy. All you gotsta do is buy me something pretty, and I'll tell everyone how great you are! Like, this one time. . "
The chattering continues on, and you feel your eyes glazing over as you lose focus. What were you doing, again? Oh, that's right. Pretty things. Must appease the fluffy thing. Must . .make it . . .stop. .
♥ Things I Like! ♥
"I love Woolas, with their cute little fluffy tails, and that adorable hat. I want a hat like that. I want one right now-- Right. I'll just have to tell my mommy. I also love to chase them. They're so fast, and have nearly as much energy as I do!"
"Taco Puppies! Not only are they fun to play with, but they're positively delicious. No need to stop by a fast food joint when you've got one of these following you around - you just gotta catch 'em first!"
♥ Things I Don't Like. ♥
"Cats. Cats, with their claws and their hissing and spitting. Their creepy grooming habits and leaving dead things everywhere. Ew."
"The monster under my bed! He's got these huge teeth and beady eyes. He doesn't have any claws, so he can't grab me. Or legs, so he can't really chase me, either. He really just stares. And growls. It's terrifying."
Chibi Jollin
