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Maggey Byrd
Legacy Name: Maggey Byrd

The

Arid Lain
Owner:

zombieguts

Age: 14 years, 2 days

Born: April 25th, 2010

Adopted: 14 years, 2 days ago

Adopted: April 25th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 7
Strength: 10
Defense: 13
Speed: 11
Health: 12
HP: 12/12
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Unemployed

Well hey there! I'm Maggey. That's M-A-G-G-E-Y. There's no "ie" in my name. You might know me and you might not. I'm actually known for my bad luck, heh.

When I was six months old, I fell off the ninth floor of an apartment building. Since then, I have experienced a myriad of disasters such as getting hit by various vehicles, getting sick from all sorts of foods, failing almost every test she I have ever taken, and even losing every game of tic-tac-toe.

I became known as the "Goddess of Misfortune" at college, and people called me "Lady Luckless" as well. It seems that all this bad luck affects people I get close to...it's really annoying.

I've lost almost every job I've ever had. I used to be a police officer long ago! It was a great job.

I started to date Dustin Prince, a fellow officer. About three months later, Prince was killed and I was accused and brought to court for the crime! But all the evidence pointed to me. At first I was laughed off by the lawyers I tried to hire. Luckily for me, Phoenix Wright agreed to represent me.

There were some difficulties during the trial, but I helped Mr. Wright out! And in the end, he cleared my name! I was very grateful for Mr. Wright's help and I hoped to meet him again.But I was soon taken off the force for reasons never made totally clear, but presumably due to the blemish on my record. Whatever that means.

Soon after that trial, Jean Armstrong employed me as a waitress at his restaurant, Tres Bien. I did have to wear this weird outfit. It was a bit embarrassing. Especially when Mr. Wright or Gumshoe came around.

During my shift one day, I served coffee to two men, Furio Tigre and Glen Elg. I saw Tigre slip potassium cyanide into Elg's cup of coffee; when Elg drank his coffee, he collapsed and died, causing me to faint. When I woke up,I found that I had been accused of the crime. Can you believe that!? So I hired Mr. Wright to defend me again, but Tigre appeared instead, disguised as Wright! And Tigre intentionally put up a poor defense against the case!

A month later, however, the real Phoenix Wright appealed the case and exposed Tigre as the killer, clearing my name once more. I really have to thank Mr. Wright for that. Gumshoe testified against me and made me seem like the real killer! But in the end I did forgive him because he brought Mr. Wright evidence to prove that I wasn't the killer.

After that whole incident I was hired as a security guard in the Prosecutor's Building.And you know what happened? I later became a suspect in the murder of detective Buddy Faith in Miles Edgeworth's office, to Gumshoe's dismay.

They said I had used my master key to sneak into Mr. Edgeworth's office and kill that man! But Mr. Edgeworth soon figured out the real story! In fact...the truth was that I lost my master key, so there was no way I could have entered the office. I was soon fired after my employers found out that I lost the master key.

So now you know. What's that? Gumshoe? What about him? I mean...we're good friends and stuff...and he's always there for me...I really do respect him. And that scruffy-ness...oh! You're still here?! Well, I've got to go, um. Thanks for dropping by. C: