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Tohru Adachi has a minion!

Magatsu Izanagi the DOEM

Tohru Adachi
Legacy Name: Tohru Adachi

The

Bloodred Keeto
Owner:

Cthulhu

Age: 13 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: May 11th, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: May 11th, 2010

Pet Spotlight Winner
May 31st, 2011

Statistics

Level: 92
Strength: 235
Defense: 246
Speed: 219
Health: 218
HP: 217/218
Intelligence: 122
Books Read: 120
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

A NEW WORLD FOOL

Why I did it, huh? I did it for laughs.

I did it because they didn't deserve to live, because you brats were snooping around, 'investigating' and 'solving mysteries' like a couple of dumbasses. You'd be just as stupid wandering around as Shadows... so why not? Wouldn't we all be better off being like them, crawling around without a care in the world? No? You don't think so?

You don't think the world would be a better place? You don't think people should get what they deserve, what they want? Hahahahaha! What a bunch of shit! And they call me the villain!

From day one I had you all fooled. Bumbling Adachi couldn't kill people, right? Nah. You all kept blabbering and blabbering, but it didn't matter if I heard, right? What was I gonna do to foil your wonderful, heroic little plans? You damn kids think you're so smart, but you're not! You're idiots! You have no idea what life's really like! I'll show you!

I got assigned to this country-bumpkin hellhole because I was too good for them over in Tokyo. So what? Flirt with a few girls, screw around with them... I was smarter than every piece of shit in that academy, and where do I get sent? Inaba? Can you blame me for going batshit when I was sent to the sticks? I got bored. We all gotta relieve our boredom. You pretended you were actually intelligent, I was having fun. It's not my fault Konishi and Yamano didn't cooperate.

Namatame? Namatame was crazy anyway, I just gave him a nice little push. You know. Get him going a little more... push him off the deep end. It's not my fault he kidnapped you guys. Why are you calling me the bad guy? You're just as at fault as me. If you stayed in the damn TV, this would've all worked out, you little assholes!

Good versus evil, heroes versus villains... it's all a bunch of bullshit. I've got a gun, you've got... what... chairs? Give me a break! I got the power, too... your little gang isn't special. You weren't picked to be heroes. You all just stumbled upon the same power I did... the only difference is that you're all too stupid to use it. Too stupid to realize that the only way you're going to 'save the world' is if you let me kill you, because you've been trying to stop me for far too long.

Well, then... I guess I'll just have to kill all of you too. Like I killed them. You guys know too much. I can't trust bitches and whores with my little secrets. You're all gonna be hanging from telephone poles when I'm done with you! Hahahaha!

I'm going to win this little game.

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