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Okumura Yukio has a minion!
Minion the Flidyr
Minion the Flidyr
Okumura Yukio
Legacy Name: Okumura Yukio
The Reborn Bumbus
Owner: Elric
Age: 13 years, 9 months, 4 weeks
Born: July 3rd, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: July 3rd, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 146
- Strength: 342
- Defense: 58
- Speed: 58
- Health: 58
- HP: 0/58
- Intelligence: 198
- Books Read: 185
- Food Eaten: 12
- Job: Ardent Art Archivist
Ooops.
Well now that you know bread can talk, I might as well talk about ME.
My name is PurebreAd with an 'a'. I hate it when others get my name wrong. Let me tell you a little story about a horrible incident.You know those annoying telemarketers that are always calling you up? Ugh. I had just recently moved out of my parent' house and into my own little cozy apartment. The first few days I got several calls, but I had no clue what the hell they were saying; it was just continuous barking. Really? I can't speak dog. Soon the calls got on my nerves so I decided to hire some piece of rye bread to help me translate dog talk to bread talk. Oh man, this guy was a genius. Maybe all rye breads are geniuses. It must hold true because my great great great great great great grandfather was 100% rye which makes me a genius. What? Oh yeah, my story. So anyways, it turns out that all these dogs were calling me asking if I was a purebred because they were advertising products for purebreds only, no yucky mixes. WHAT THE HELL? I am not a purebred, I am PurebreAd. Dogs are so dumb, they can't spell to save a life. Ever since then I started to capitalize the 'a' in my name and hate dogs.
Enough of this story time, let's talk about what I like to do. I like to visit the local toaster (tans like mine don't come naturally ya know ;D), get daily haircuts & a nice shave (ladies don't like the crusty look), buy butter to keep my skin soft as a baby's bottom (I only do it for the ladies, but inside I'm thinking who in their right mind wants skin that feels like a butt???), I also like to.... you what? You're tired of hearing how I keep myself looking fine as hell? Well then leave! Gosh, no one needs you anyways.
I knew you'd be back baby; no one can resist me and my sexiness.