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Stefon is New York's hottest and edgiest city correspondent. He's appeared on Saturday Night Live a number of times, and is always offering up helpful and relevant suggestions for people who are old, into fashion, or are just looking for a good night on the town. He's highlighted clubs such as GUSH, Trash, and Booooooooof, pinpointed up-and-coming trends like 'Human Suitcases' and 'Blingos', and brought to stardom several club owners like 9-year-old Tokyo Pimp Ichi Yakiguro and Gay Dunaway; all the while Stefon rocks the fashion world with his signature heavy rings, Ed Hardy brand shirt, and blonde-streaked 'do.



Fans of Stefon can find his erratic but always sensational travel advice on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, airing Saturday nights at 10 PM. There are rumors that Stefon is currently involved in an upcoming movie about his life, which the City Correspondent has neither confirmed nor denied.



Stefon is currently residing in the lower lower East Side, and a close friend, Bill Hader, claims to have seen the fey partier working as a barista in a small coffee shop. Though he's seen and done it all, Stefon is currently searching for love, and seems to have found a potential connection in long-time coworker and comedian, Seth Meyers. While nothing is confirmed, the two have been seen together on Valentine's Day and at Meyer's quaint home during the Christmas season. He enjoys visiting New York's best hot spots, singing with renowned guidette Snooki and former governor David Patterson, and ingesting copious amounts of illicit substances.



Stefon just seems to want to show people a good time. When you come to New York, just write him a letter - this is the only way Stefon will communicate, aside from television appearances - he's always available to give suggestions and sell Club Dictionaries that will allow you to navigate 'Dungeon Culture' with ease. Cheers!

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Stefon character on SNL created by Bill Hader and John Mulaney.

Images courtesy of NBC.

Overlay by Nikomas

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Thank you for choosing Club Dictionary: 2011 Ed. In this volume, we strive to bring you the most up-to-date and relevant information concerning New York's hottest clubs. Use this handy, pocket-sized dictionary to uncover all that New York has to offer, converse easily with fellow club-goers, and easily identify the astounding events going on around you. Good luck!



Featured Club Listing: Blitzen, Booooooooof, Crease, GUSH, HODEMASHIKOBEYOH, Ounce, Push, Slash, Slice, Spicy, Taste, Trash, Twice, Unce, Uuuuuh, Wesh.



12 Days of Christmas Dance Party: A variation on the traditional 12 Days of Christmas carol, set and brought to life in a contemporary dance venue - it consists of 12 jacked albinos, 11 Little Richards, 10 piercer babies, 9 Asian Balkis, 8 gay Aladdins, 7 psychos swearing, 6 Puerto screechers, 5 homeless Elmos, 4 coked-up frogs, 3 French hens, Taylor Negron, and a human parking cone.



A Fat Kid on a Slip-n-Slide: Not Mick Jagger, do not mistake him for anyone famous. His knees look like biscuits, and he's ready to party.



Blingo: An African-American [black] male that highly resembles Ringo Starr, the drummer from the Beatles.



Cosby Face: The face made by Bill Cosby when telling a joke, required to get into certain clubs.



Different: What Stefon is all about.



DJ Baby Bok Choy: A giant, 300 pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses. He is known for spinning records with his little ravioli hands.





Drooly-Lips Jackson: A two-year-old wrestler who has fists that are like tiny empanadas, claims to be Stefon's best friend.



Dungeon Culture: The club scene that consists of wild and eclectic night time hot-spots. Its participants are largely young adults who enjoy alcohol, eccentric habits, and exotic variations on American references. Its main proponent is Stefon, who advertises the genre's best clubs on Weekend Update.



Furkels: Fat Urkels, referencing the nerdy character from Family Matters. After you're with one, it is common to ask 'Did I just do that?'



Germfs: German Smurfs, found at club Taste.



Gizblow: A cocaine-addicted gremlin that likes to sing. When you meet this happy little fellow, you'll certainly have a 'When Harry Met Sally' moment.



Human Bathmats: The term for when several midgets with dreadlocks get together in one room and lie face-down on the floor, creating the appearance of a large, fuzzy bathmat.



Human Firehydrant: A midget who wears red pants but has an unusually large butt.



Human Kites: Composed of a midget wearing a windbreaker and string. Once you attach the string to the midget, you run the human kite through a field. Works best as a bonding experience with your mother.



Human Parking Cones: A common challenge, consisting of two strong midgets who paint themselves orange then stand across from each other next to a curb. The 'challenge' consists of having to parallel park between the two men.



Human Suitcases: The act of putting all your clothes onto a midget on roller skates, then rolling said midget through the airport. This is seen as a romantic gesture in most circles, to be done for someone special on Valentines day.



It's That Thing...: The preface for any explanation of a term, when explained by Stefon.



Jewpids: Jewish cupids, which come in packs of twelve and never cease their dancing.



Murphy Brown: Looks like Christina Robinson, but is actually an old african-american man.



Puerto Screechers: Screaming men or women that are Puerto Rican in ethnicity.



Puppets Doing karate: The event that consists of Miss Piggy yelling "Hi-yah!" and karate-chopping a person that had just called her fat.out in public.



Puppets in Disguise: A puppet wearing a hackneyed costume - for example, when ALF wore a trench coat to go into public.



Soapsud Beards: The look achieved by sun-burned drifters after they have suddenly gotten rich. What causes the soapsud beard is the celebratory bubble bath the former drifter will usually take.



Subway Sleeping Bag: The act of sitting on a train, stationed between two men wearing Fubu jackets.



Teddy Grahm People: A way to describe a group of several men with stumpy arms arms and a big belly.