Paul Landers has a minion!

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Paul Landers

The Darkmatter Jollin
Owner: Morgenstern

Age: 9 years, 1 month, 3 weeks

Born: May 15th, 2011

Adopted: 9 years, 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: May 15th, 2011


  • Level: 16
  • Strength: 28
  • Defense: 20
  • Speed: 18
  • Health: 18
  • HP: 18/18
  • Intelligence: 47
  • Books Read: 47
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Powder Monkey

Pet Treasure

Black Umbrella

Police Shield

Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos

Buster Four-Eyes

Shot of Vodka

One Small Step

Silver Pirate Earloops

Hand-Hammered Chain Necklace


Cream Baby Oxfords

Berry Shot Shot

ON FIRE! Sticker

Partially Zipped Black Leather Jacket

Wildman Ripped Shirt

Extra Vehicular Suit Top

Cream Baby Oxfords

Coffee Sticker

Digital Camera

Black Kniebundhosen

Black H-Suspenders

Guitar Strap

Fabulous Cowboy Sticker

Acorn Cupule Hat

Strange Teeth

Fine Evening Jacket

Stylin Oldskool Guitar

Stylin Sassy Guitar

Black Electric Guitar

Love Guitar

Black Tank Top

Black Skinnies

Black Short Shorts

Nutcracker Boots

Poison Threat Bondage Belt

Kei Studded Armband

Soft Black Leather Jacket

Muscle Defining Vest

Flashback Wild One Leather Pants

Black Boots

Shimmer Cowgirl Hat

Brown Cowboy Boots

Bed of Forever Sleep

Black Tie

Watchers Shirt

White Fancy Vesnali Shirt

Black Strengthening Nail Polish

Striped Gray Scarf

Gray Buttoned Jacket

White Plaid Button Shirt

Striped Blue Scarf

Slate Stylish Blazer

Fake Designer Scarf

Black Fingerless Gloves

Black Washed Jeans

Grave Robber Boots

Pitch Black Low Rise Jeans

Fire Truck

Censor Bar

Black Alpine Hat

Lederhosen H-Suspenders

Lederhosen Knickerbockers

Calaca Groom Torn Jacket

Well-Used Trousers

Simple Black Leather Collar

Feather Headdress

Nez Perce Beaded War Shirt

Wampanoag Breechclout and Leggings



Scientist Pick Axe

Monochromatic Handcuffs

Red Possessed Contact

Pinstripe Bill Self-Centered Gauges

Sougara Forestive Fancy Pants

Tousled Lock of Hair

Out of Control Bleach

Capricorn Hair Piece

Brown Goatee Kit

Guitar Picks

Pet Friends