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Michael G. Scott has a minion!

Thats What She Said the Happy-in-the-Pants

Thats What She Said the Happy-in-the-Pants
Michael G. Scott
Legacy Name: Michael G. Scott
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Owner: FartingMyth
Age: 14 years, 10 months, 2 days
Born: May 16th, 2011
Adopted: 14 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
Adopted: May 16th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 5
- Strength: 13
- Defense: 11
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
;I am the Worlds Best Boss. I was the manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch for over 14 years. I believe I have touched everyone's hearts at Dunder Mifflin. I had sex with my boss Jan Levinson and we had our ups and downs with our personal and work relationship. Dwight K. Schrute looks up to me as his mentor. There was a time were I had my own company called The Michael Scott Paper Company. I believe everyone adores me. I hate Toby Flenderson. As for my current situation, I am engaged to Holly Flax, she took over HR when Toby was gone for a while and we just connected and fell in love. After the engagement I did not know how I would feel by having a goodbye party. So I actually left the day before the party to go live with Holly Flax in Colorado because her father is very sick. I know that I will be back in the future to visit my family in the office.
Pet Treasure

Special Order Coffee

Paper

Note To Self Sticky

Travel Mug

Dry Gin

Guano

Hospital Bed

The Joys of Bra Collecting

Tequila

Whoopee Cushion

Shot of Whiskey

Fart Gas in a Jar

