Michael G. Scott has a minion!

Thats What She Said the Happy-in-the-Pants

Michael G. Scott
Legacy Name: Michael G. Scott

The Scribble Archan
Owner: FartingMyth

Age: 9 years, 2 months, 3 weeks

Born: May 16th, 2011

Adopted: 9 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: May 16th, 2011

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  • Level: 5
  • Strength: 13
  • Defense: 11
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

;I am the Worlds Best Boss. I was the manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch for over 14 years. I believe I have touched everyone's hearts at Dunder Mifflin. I had sex with my boss Jan Levinson and we had our ups and downs with our personal and work relationship. Dwight K. Schrute looks up to me as his mentor. There was a time were I had my own company called The Michael Scott Paper Company. I believe everyone adores me. I hate Toby Flenderson. As for my current situation, I am engaged to Holly Flax, she took over HR when Toby was gone for a while and we just connected and fell in love. After the engagement I did not know how I would feel by having a goodbye party. So I actually left the day before the party to go live with Holly Flax in Colorado because her father is very sick. I know that I will be back in the future to visit my family in the office.

Pet Treasure

Special Order Coffee


Note To Self Sticky

Travel Mug

Dry Gin


Hospital Bed

The Joys of Bra Collecting


Whoopee Cushion

Shot of Whiskey

Fart Gas in a Jar

Pet Friends

Dwight K. Schrute
My Top Sales Man

Jim Halpert
Great and Funny Employee / Office Prankster