HornyToad has a minion!
Casanova the Hartz
Casanova the Hartz
Legacy Name: HornyToad
The Field Xotl
Age: 9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks
Born: June 4th, 2011
Adopted: 9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: June 4th, 2011
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 2
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Beach Comber
HT leaned quietly against a rock in the shade as he
watched people go by in the summer heat.
There were always plenty of ladies swimming during the heat waves.
For that reason, summer was one of his favorite times of the year.
One of the women stopped near him.
She was shielding her face from the sun and
glaring around as if she was looking for someone.
She was definitely a classy woman, HT took his chance,
“Hey guess what's on the Menu! Me-N-U”
“What the-- was that supposed to be a pickup line?” she curled her lip in obvious disgust.
“Well yeah,” he began but was immediately interrupted.
“Not even close. Move along” the woman shook her head and continued looking around.
HT was not used to a woman turning him down.
He was always popular with women.
He didn't want to end his day with a fail,
so he decided to try someone younger than the woman he'd just failed with.
Closer to his age. He scoffed and shook his head.
The older ones never had a sense of humor.
A sleek, wet, shiny figure appeared in the corner of HT's vision
and he whipped his head around.
There was a girl getting out of the water with some friends around her.
Water dripped off of their bodies as they laughed and went to sit with their things.
“I'm gonna go get something to eat,” the one he'd noticed said to the others.
“Go get fat if you want” her friend shrugged.
Well, she didn't look fat to HT. She had a perfect body.
He watched her figure as she threw something at the friend
that had insulted her and turned for the food stand. He waited for her to get away from her friends before
he stepped toward her and cleared his throat,
“Oh sugar you dropped your number, can I get it for you?”
She stiffened for a moment and tensed up as she turned to him.
He thought he was about to get slapped but the girl's hard gaze broke into laughter.
“I'm gonna give you my number but not because of that broke down tired pick up line, ok?”
HT grinned and gave a cocky nod, “Oh yeah, then why are you?” he asked.
“Because you're cute and you tried to be funny and I need a date this Friday,”
she bit her lip as she handed him a piece of paper,
“but I gotta get back to my friends soon so, we'll talk later”
“Score” he whispered to himself as he walked off.
It was the third number he got that day.
He went back to his usual spot in the shade to people watch again..
Triple Bloody Caesar
Black Suit Jacket
Lemon and Mint Cocktail
Old Black Dress Shoes
Shower of Kisses
Golden Identifiers Binoculars
Kiss Me? Candy Heart
You Have Beautiful Eyes Candy Heart
Raspberry Gear Spritzer
Lemon Corkscrew Drink
Berry Fruited Drink
Colada Twisted Drink
Classic Wax Lips
I Heart Red Sticker
Too Hot To Handle Candy Heart
I Want You Candy Heart
You=Pretty Candy Heart
Love Sucks Candy Heart
Emo Candy Heart
Broken Heart Latte
Cupids Impaled Heart
Broken Heart Plushie
Broken Heart Fruit