Interviewer: Hello veiwers, I have a special guest to interview today, and I think it'll help the world further explore the world of fantasy, magic, and myth! Hello sir, I'm so happy that you agreed to do this interview with us.

Yavier: Yeah, yeah. Let's get this *bleep* over with.

Interviewer: Oh... Okay. Well. Can you please state your full name please?

Yavier: Yavier.

Interviewer: Full name, please.

Yavier: I heard you the first time. But I guess you didn't hear me. Yavier. Just Yavier. That's it.

Interviewer: Oh... Well, do you have any nicknames?

Yavier: None I can say on camera. -snickers-

Interviewer: ...Okay. Next Question. So, what exactly are you?

Yavier: Tch, I'm a *bleeping* Angel. -points to wings- Case and point.

Interviewer: Uh... But you have horns... Angels don't have horns.

Yavier: Have you ever seen an Angel before?

Interviewer: No...

Yavier: Then how the *bleep* would you know?

Interviewer: ...I'm sorry... Lets move on, shall we?

Yavier: Whatever.

Interviewer: -clears throat- Alright... What is your profession?

Yavier: Is being a damn Angel not a profession anymore? It was the last time I checked.

Interviewer: No... Yes.. I mean. What exactly do you do as an angel?

Yavier: Well, technically, I'm supposed to be a guardian angel. But who I'm supposed to guard... I'm not exactly sure where they are at the moment... -scratches chin-

Interviewer: ....

Yavier: Next question. Come on, I don't have all day.

Interviewer: Yes, yes. What do you like to do for fun?

Yavier: Another thing I shouldn't mention on camera. Heh... I can show you if you want.

Interviewer: You know what, I think I got enough information, thank you so much Sir.

Yavier: Oh, already? I thought you were gonna ask me my life story or some *bleep*

Interviewer: No no. Thank you, this was enough. It was a pleasure. Thank you. And thank you for turning in viewers.

Yavier: -huffs- Yeah, yeah, now *bleep* off.