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Ciel the Sewts
Undertaker.
Legacy Name: Undertaker.
The Graveyard Harvester
Owner: CHiSHiO
Age: 12 years, 8 months, 1 week
Born: August 15th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 8 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: August 15th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 55
- Strength: 138
- Defense: 137
- Speed: 126
- Health: 133
- HP: 133/133
- Intelligence: 68
- Books Read: 66
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Personal Graveyard Florist
You step into a new room and immediately regret doing so. Darkly-lit, dank and cold, the walls are lined with a multitude a coffins and the room itself seems to exude an eerie aura. You’ve never set foot in a creepier room.
The room seems to be abandoned. There’s no one in sight and you can’t really see anything that qualifies as a seen of life-at least not recent life. You shiver, telling yourself it’s because of the cold, and decide it’s probably best if you just leave. You don’t really want to be there anyway. This room is the embodiment of a bad feeling.
Your eyes widen as a coffin leaning against the wall slowly creaks open. It takes everything you have to keep back the scream building in your throat. An eerie giggle echoes through the dank room as a Graveyard Harvester steps out.
“Did I scare you?” he asks, an unnaturally wide grin splitting his face as he turns to close the coffin. “I’m sorry; these custom-made coffins are just soo comfortable. Best place to nap.” He walks silently over to table and pick up a small, black ceremonial urn. “I’m the Undertaker. Biscuit?” He holds the now-open urn out to you. You wrinkle your nose- the dirty, dusty urn is filled with a variety of dog biscuits. “No? Then perhaps tea?” He gestures toward a table that could be mistaken for Doctor Frankenstein’s experiment slab. It’s covered in small, cracked beakers, dripping what you now assume is old tea onto the filthy table.
He laughs at your refusal, a brown dog biscuit hanging from the side of his mouth. “If you aren’t here for tea, can I ask what you are doing in my shop? You seem very much alive, after all.”
You stutter and fumble with your words, unable to come up with an excuse for being in the creepy shop that you’d honestly like to leave.
His head tilts, resting on one shoulder, as he shoves another dog biscuit into his mouth. “Perhaps... you’re looking for information?”
Relieved at having an excuse provided for you, you nod and agree, maybe a little too enthusiastically.
He giggles. “Then you should know that there is a price.” Suddenly the Undertaker is inches from your face. He slowly raises finger to his cracked smile, a hungry look gleams in eyes as if he might swallow you whole. A chill goes down your spine and you back up, desperate to put distance between you.
“Show me,” he says, longing evident in his voice. “Show me a first-rate laugh.”
You pause in your slow retreat. A laugh?
“Yes, yes! I long for the joy bubbling over in my throat!” He looks to the ceiling and sighs dreamily. “Make me laugh and I’ll tell you whatever you want to know.”
Now curious about the information you might be able to get out of him, you decide to give it a try. You tell a few jokes that you can remember off the top of your head, but they all seem to fall flat.
The Undertaker stares at you unamused and then sighs. “I suppose I am doomed to a life of gloom.” He looks up you, displeasure written on his face. “You can find the door, right?”
Name: Unknown
Nick-name(s): Undertaker
Favorite Food: Dog Biscuits
Hobbies: Undertaker quite enjoys his job examining and preparing bodies and treats it more as a fun pastime than the rather creepy job it actually is. He likes making custom coffins for clients and often uses them as a convenient (and apparently comfortable place to sleep).
He loves to laugh and is always searching for a good joke.
Personality: The Undertaker is an eerie, individual who makes just about everyone he meets uneasy within seconds of meeting him. He enjoys watching the reaction he gets out of people for his outrageous habits. Undertaker has a penchant for invading personal space, getting inches from a person for dramatic effect or to help make his point.
While he has a creepy and somewhat sinister disposition, Undertaker is a valuable source of information. He treats his job as a mortician more like a hobby, but there can be no question about his skill. Any information that he has garnered can be yours for the price of a laugh.
Originally coded by: dreamsky
Edited by: CHiSHiO
Friends
Pet Treasure
Kumos Scythe
Book of Death
Big Book of Jokes
Book of Puns
Black Book of the Undead
The Death Book
Illumis Sun Scythe
Gravedigger Shovel
Red Bodybag Beanbag
Yellow Bodybag Beanbag
Blue Bodybag Beanbag
Black Bodybag Beanbag
White Bodybag Beanbag
Vampire Coffin
Cursed Voodoo Coffin
Coffin
Bed of Forever Sleep
Coffin Keychain
Shallow Grave
Cross Tombstone
Cheap Tombstone
Half of a Tombstone
Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking
Spooky Tombstone
RIP Plushie
Necrovive
Crypt Dust
Grape Filled Tombstone Brownie
Death Soul Stone
Box of Souls
Graveyard Potion
Toy Chibi Graveyard Potion
Graveyard Potion Plushie
Cuddly Knee Splitter Plushie
Spooky Matter
Voodoo Doll Sticker
Sun Voodoo Doll
Blue Voodoo Doll
Graveyard Voodoo Doll
Bloodred Voodoo Doll
Cursed Voodoo Doll
Brainless Hug Zombie Beanbag
Angry Hug Zombie Beanbag
Loving Hug Zombie Beanbag
Subdued Walker
Tiny Morostide Zombie Plushie
Gholu
Guolh
Female Zombie Minion
Male Zombie Minion
Undead Porcine Gentleman Plushie
Likes Zombies Statement Tee
Bottled Mummy
Preserved Skull in a Jar
Grave Reminder
Skull Snowball
Grave Robbers Charms
Skull Matter
Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Ring
Happy Skull Bead
Crazy Skull Bead
Sad Skull Bead
Angry Skull Bead
Candy Skull Ornament
Pink Candy Skull Ornament
Red Candy Skull Ornament
Green Candy Skull Ornament
Blue Candy Skull Ornament
Angry Zombie Candle
Oblivious Zombie Candle
Worried Zombie Candle
Golden Skeleton Key
Skull Stirring Stick
Skeleton Flopit Figurine
Cutesy Skull Snow Globe
Death Snow Globe
Graveyard Snow Globe
Bare Bones Pumpkin Plushie
Yellow Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker
Orange Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker
Roach Stale Ale
Graveyard Cookie
Lumineve Dog Treat
Cherry Candy Ruffie Bone
Mango Candy Ruffie Bone
Banana Candy Ruffie Bone
Watermelon Candy Ruffie Bone
Blueberry Candy Ruffie Bone
Blackcurrant Candy Ruffie Bone
Bonealicious Candy Ruffie Bone
Apple Crunchy Bone Candy
Orange Crunchy Bone Candy
Lemon Crunchy Bone Candy
Blueberry Crunchy Bone Candy
Grape Crunchy Bone Candy
Bubble Gum Crunchy Bone Candy