Undertaker. has a minion!

Ciel the Sewts

Legacy Name: Undertaker.

The Graveyard Harvester
Owner: CHiSHiO

Age: 10 years, 5 months, 2 days

Born: August 15th, 2011

Adopted: 10 years, 5 months, 2 days ago

Adopted: August 15th, 2011


  • Level: 55
  • Strength: 138
  • Defense: 137
  • Speed: 126
  • Health: 133
  • HP: 133/133
  • Intelligence: 68
  • Books Read: 66
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Personal Graveyard Florist

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You step into a new room and immediately regret doing so. Darkly-lit, dank and cold, the walls are lined with a multitude a coffins and the room itself seems to exude an eerie aura. You’ve never set foot in a creepier room.

The room seems to be abandoned. There’s no one in sight and you can’t really see anything that qualifies as a seen of life-at least not recent life. You shiver, telling yourself it’s because of the cold, and decide it’s probably best if you just leave. You don’t really want to be there anyway. This room is the embodiment of a bad feeling.

Your eyes widen as a coffin leaning against the wall slowly creaks open. It takes everything you have to keep back the scream building in your throat. An eerie giggle echoes through the dank room as a Graveyard Harvester steps out.

“Did I scare you?” he asks, an unnaturally wide grin splitting his face as he turns to close the coffin. “I’m sorry; these custom-made coffins are just soo comfortable. Best place to nap.” He walks silently over to table and pick up a small, black ceremonial urn. “I’m the Undertaker. Biscuit?” He holds the now-open urn out to you. You wrinkle your nose- the dirty, dusty urn is filled with a variety of dog biscuits. “No? Then perhaps tea?” He gestures toward a table that could be mistaken for Doctor Frankenstein’s experiment slab. It’s covered in small, cracked beakers, dripping what you now assume is old tea onto the filthy table.

He laughs at your refusal, a brown dog biscuit hanging from the side of his mouth. “If you aren’t here for tea, can I ask what you are doing in my shop? You seem very much alive, after all.”

You stutter and fumble with your words, unable to come up with an excuse for being in the creepy shop that you’d honestly like to leave.

His head tilts, resting on one shoulder, as he shoves another dog biscuit into his mouth. “Perhaps... you’re looking for information?”

Relieved at having an excuse provided for you, you nod and agree, maybe a little too enthusiastically.

He giggles. “Then you should know that there is a price.” Suddenly the Undertaker is inches from your face. He slowly raises finger to his cracked smile, a hungry look gleams in eyes as if he might swallow you whole. A chill goes down your spine and you back up, desperate to put distance between you.

“Show me,” he says, longing evident in his voice. “Show me a first-rate laugh.”

You pause in your slow retreat. A laugh?

“Yes, yes! I long for the joy bubbling over in my throat!” He looks to the ceiling and sighs dreamily. “Make me laugh and I’ll tell you whatever you want to know.”

Now curious about the information you might be able to get out of him, you decide to give it a try. You tell a few jokes that you can remember off the top of your head, but they all seem to fall flat.

The Undertaker stares at you unamused and then sighs. “I suppose I am doomed to a life of gloom.” He looks up you, displeasure written on his face. “You can find the door, right?”

Name: Unknown

Nick-name(s): Undertaker

Favorite Food: Dog Biscuits

Hobbies: Undertaker quite enjoys his job examining and preparing bodies and treats it more as a fun pastime than the rather creepy job it actually is. He likes making custom coffins for clients and often uses them as a convenient (and apparently comfortable place to sleep).

He loves to laugh and is always searching for a good joke.

Personality: The Undertaker is an eerie, individual who makes just about everyone he meets uneasy within seconds of meeting him. He enjoys watching the reaction he gets out of people for his outrageous habits. Undertaker has a penchant for invading personal space, getting inches from a person for dramatic effect or to help make his point.

While he has a creepy and somewhat sinister disposition, Undertaker is a valuable source of information. He treats his job as a mortician more like a hobby, but there can be no question about his skill. Any information that he has garnered can be yours for the price of a laugh.

Originally coded by: dreamsky
Edited by: CHiSHiO


Pet Treasure

Kumos Scythe

Book of Death

Big Book of Jokes

Book of Puns

Black Book of the Undead

The Death Book

Illumis Sun Scythe

Gravedigger Shovel

Red Bodybag Beanbag

Yellow Bodybag Beanbag

Blue Bodybag Beanbag

Black Bodybag Beanbag

White Bodybag Beanbag

Vampire Coffin

Cursed Voodoo Coffin


Bed of Forever Sleep

Coffin Keychain

Shallow Grave

Cross Tombstone

Cheap Tombstone

Half of a Tombstone

Dark Matter Tombstone of Smacking

Spooky Tombstone

RIP Plushie


Crypt Dust

Grape Filled Tombstone Brownie

Death Soul Stone

Box of Souls

Graveyard Potion

Toy Chibi Graveyard Potion

Graveyard Potion Plushie

Cuddly Knee Splitter Plushie

Spooky Matter

Voodoo Doll Sticker

Sun Voodoo Doll

Blue Voodoo Doll

Graveyard Voodoo Doll

Bloodred Voodoo Doll

Cursed Voodoo Doll

Brainless Hug Zombie Beanbag

Angry Hug Zombie Beanbag

Loving Hug Zombie Beanbag

Subdued Walker

Tiny Morostide Zombie Plushie



Female Zombie Minion

Male Zombie Minion

Undead Porcine Gentleman Plushie

Likes Zombies Statement Tee

Bottled Mummy

Preserved Skull in a Jar

Grave Reminder

Skull Snowball

Grave Robbers Charms

Skull Matter

Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Ring

Happy Skull Bead

Crazy Skull Bead

Sad Skull Bead

Angry Skull Bead

Candy Skull Ornament

Pink Candy Skull Ornament

Red Candy Skull Ornament

Green Candy Skull Ornament

Blue Candy Skull Ornament

Angry Zombie Candle

Oblivious Zombie Candle

Worried Zombie Candle

Golden Skeleton Key

Skull Stirring Stick

Skeleton Flopit Figurine

Cutesy Skull Snow Globe

Death Snow Globe

Graveyard Snow Globe

Bare Bones Pumpkin Plushie

Yellow Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Orange Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Roach Stale Ale

Graveyard Cookie

Lumineve Dog Treat

Cherry Candy Ruffie Bone

Mango Candy Ruffie Bone

Banana Candy Ruffie Bone

Watermelon Candy Ruffie Bone

Blueberry Candy Ruffie Bone

Blackcurrant Candy Ruffie Bone

Bonealicious Candy Ruffie Bone

Apple Crunchy Bone Candy

Orange Crunchy Bone Candy

Lemon Crunchy Bone Candy

Blueberry Crunchy Bone Candy

Grape Crunchy Bone Candy

Bubble Gum Crunchy Bone Candy

Pet Friends

Heh... An amusing fellow indeed...

While he only ever comes to me for information, his butler is quite good at telling jokes. *looks up dreamily*

An odd boy, though I'm sure he'd be quite good for a laugh.

Far too serious for my tastes. *frowns as he chews on a dog biscuit*