James has a minion!

Minnow the Purrito


The Steamwork Devonti
Owner: Batsquatch

Age: 10 months, 3 weeks, 4 days

Born: July 30th, 2020

Adopted: 10 months, 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Adopted: July 30th, 2020


  • Level: 12
  • Strength: 29
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 100
  • Books Read: 100
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Rehabilitator

James is an engineer hired to maintain equipment for a small research team. He didn't sign up for the alien apocalypse part, though.


Profile template by Lea.
Overlay, human art, crusty background by Batsquatch

Pet Treasure

Stomped Space Slug

Dusty Green Jacket


Veta Lake Cabin SimuLife Chip

Miniature HLPR Bot Fried Circuit Board

Insane Programming Volume 1

Green Circuit Card

Math Puzzles

Aller-Away Double Pack

Mini Meteor Souvenir

Game Clutter

Taupe Unlaced Combat Boots

Cream Henley

Professor New Heartbreaker Discarded Patches

Wastepaper Bin

Red Hairbandana

Red Circuit Card

False Alarm

Cross Head Screwdriver

EMF Reader

Grimy 8-Track Hovercar Stereo

Black Wireless Ear Buds

Astronaut Ear Piece

Just Some Boy Headphones

Dog Tags

Professor New Heartbreaker Console

Rift Queen Code Cracker

Electro-Magnetic Relay Mask

Heatdeath Vape Rig

Mechanics Tool Guide

Programmer Coffee Mug

Rift Queen Utilirobo

Tales of Artificial Intelligence

An Introduction to Engineering

Repurposing Old Tech

Mad-Science Multitool

Mechanics Overalls

High End Computer Tower

Zims Professional Gamer Sticker

Pet Friends

man get that shit out of here