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Blaine has a minion!

DOGE-8136 the Iron Terrier




Blaine


The Steamwork Irion
Owner: Liberty

Age: 8 years, 9 months, 3 weeks

Born: October 29th, 2010

Adopted: 7 years, 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: June 23rd, 2012

Statistics


  • Level: 4
     
  • Strength: 11
     
  • Defense: 11
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 11
     
  • HP: 11/11
     
  • Intelligence: 3
     
  • Books Read: 3
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Unemployed


Blaine Hawkins

Age: 25 years old
Gender: Male
Orientation: Aromantic Asexual
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Occupation: Robotics Engineer
MBTI Type: ISTJ-A
Theme: Everbody Wants To Rule The World

Humans don't have to listen to you, they can ignore you like the piece of junk you are. But robots? They need to listen, or they're nothing without you.

“They need a name.” Korey insists, poking at the android’s synthetic skin until Blaine kicks his ankle to get him to stop. “Ow! Seriously, Blaine, you can’t just keep calling them uh…”

“This one is three-one-eight-four.” Blaine finishes for him, “And it doesn’t need a name. It’s an android, not a human.” Korey shoots him a disappointed glance.

“But look at them!” He says, motioning to the androgynous looking android. “You made them look and sound so human-like, that just doesn’t seem fair at all.” Blaine scowls and his typing becomes a little louder as he glares at his computer screen.

“It’s better than a human, its processing power is much more powerful than that of a human brain.” Korey makes a sad noise and he sighs, fingers pausing over the keys. “If you want to name it so badly, just give it a name, I don’t care.” He whirls his chair to face him and crosses his arms. “But it doesn’t have the same emotional capabilities we have, so don’t expect it to be ecstatic to have a name or whatever.” Korey pouts.

“Fine, but promise that you’ll refer to them as…” He pauses, looking over the android a few times. “Jamie.”

“Jamie.” Blaine deadpans. “Seriously?”

“It’s a good name!” Korey says defensively, “Better than three uh…”

“Three-one-eight-four.” Blaine sighs, “But fine, alright. Now stop bothering me about this and go bother your uh…”

“Boyfriend.” Now it’s Korey’s turn to deadpan.

“Whatever.” Blaine grumbles, before turning back to his computer and typing in a few things. There’s a soft whirring noise and the android blinks it's their eyes open, looking around.

“Good evening Blaine, Korey.” They greet.

“Evening, Jamie.” Korey says, a grin forming on his face. The android blinks, gray eyes looking to Blaine for answers.

“Jamie?”

“Your new designation.” Blaine says, “Though if need be, you will still respond to three-one-eight-four, understood?”

Jamie almost seems to beam, and Blaine rolls his eyes as he turns away. “Understood, Blaine.”

“Whatever.”


Reminder #479: Check for faults in coding, 3184 seems to be showing a little too much happiness.

Pet Treasure


Shifter 632

Fixer 282

Digger 412

Packer 908

Crusher 376

Driller 007

Cleaner 022

Recycler 779

Drone 800

b4D MaxHIn3

Assaulter 559

Flyer 118

Riflit

Dreavosep

Lollerbot

Killbot

Repair Bot

Hunter

Endeavling

Cadogite

Gear Shifter (Dog)

Monitor

Marktoo

Gnasher

Lockjaw

Fierce Buuex

Robo Tigrean

Folksy Security Robot

Triptrap

Rift Bot

Compactor

Squisher

Haxxor

Complain Bot

Oobi 3000

Zoid

Wysiwyg

8L08-K1tt3h

Spacetime Robodog

Bunny Beast

MechaDog

MechaCat

Scavenge Bot

Pengipot

Hummer

Calatter

Chirpyston

Steamwork Cephalopod

Clock Tortoise

Hedgecog

Gearaffe

Esteemed Rhino

Mechanicorn

Steamhorn

Buttgearfly

Sprodey

Steamworker

Oxidized Copper Scorpion

Mecha-melifera

Mechanical Brass Bee

Mechanical Fly

Wrenchett

Time Bot

Steam Dance Machine

Volatile Energized Mecha

Miniature Working Robot

Damaged Lab SecuriDroid

Builder Battle Robot

Bone Remote

Holographic Datapad

Saherimos Dunes SimuLife Chip

Tesla Coil

Gaslight Simple Goggles

Crescent Wrench

Socket Wrench

Spacetime Sonic Tool

Gaslight Wrench

Claw Hammer

Flat Head Screwdriver

Cross Head Screwdriver

Junior Archaeologist Tool Kit

Copper Screwdriver Set

Metal Workers Kit

Pressure Gauge

Grease Gun

Mad-Science Multitool

Mechanics Of Wondrous Contraptions

Simple Clockwork Design

Insane Programming Volume 1

Electronic Programming Guide

Busted Light Wreckage

Busted Mirror Wreckage

Busted Bolt Wreckage

Busted Nut Wreckage

Small Wind-up Key

Crude Components

Simple Components

Broken Gear

Oil Drops

Yunium Ore

Lounge Trinket

Steamworks Trinket

Bronze Bag of Steamworks Trinkets

Z Coalition Poster

Pet Friends


Korey
I ate so leave me alone already!

Synch
My greatest creation.