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Segfault has a minion!
Frustrated Coder the Bean Sidhe
Frustrated Coder the Bean Sidhe
Segfault
Legacy Name: Segfault
The Common Experiment #0925
Owner: Bug
Age: 7 years, 7 months, 3 weeks
Born: March 13th, 2017
Adopted: 7 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: March 13th, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 179
- Strength: 453
- Defense: 457
- Speed: 384
- Health: 423
- HP: 423/423
- Intelligence: 164
- Books Read: 148
- Food Eaten: 1
- Job: Bug Connoisseur
Writing perfect C code is a very taxing trial
You spend half your time confused the other half you're in denial
If you forget a char or star you're surely gonna suffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer
Writing perfect C code is an exercise in sorrow
You scratch your head at structs and then decide you'll sleep tomorrow
And you know gcc -Wall is such a disappointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer
Writing perfect C code is so good for your self-hatred
Sometimes it will punish you for being too creative
Other times your errors just confirm that you're a dunce
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once
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- profile/writing by me
- special shoutout to tmux, ubuntu and emacs for aesthetic inspiration
- extra special shoutout to 15-122 intro to c class at carnegie mellon for inspiring my poem
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Pet Treasure
Doom Bug
Book of Regrets
Smash and Bash
Broken Heart Latte
Broken Glasses
Apocalypse Survivor Gas Mask
Shattered Hourglass
Bloodred Mouse
Scary Tales
Book of Scary Spooky Things
Broken Coffee Cup
Devastation and Destruction
Obsidian Doomsday Pendant
Buster Expletives
Picket Sign of Impending Doom
Censor Bar
Black Hole
Coffee Percolator of Dooom
Broken Heart Plushie
Emo Sign
Unlucky Feli Figurine
Map of Hell