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Flour, Sugar, and Butter the Bad Luck Trio
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Darner
Legacy Name: Darner
The Graveyard Jollin
Owner: Pikachu
Age: 12 years, 3 months, 1 week
Born: January 19th, 2012
Adopted: 12 years, 3 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: January 19th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 5
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 35
- Books Read: 35
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Pronounced: Da-rn-eir
Gender: Non-Binary. (masculine tendencies)
Age: Aged to Twenty-three years young.
Has rotted for eleven years thus far.
DOB-DOD: February 23, 1985 - February 21, 2008
Occupation:Baker/Chef
Loves: Fan, Cupcakes, Rabbits, Scarves, Cake, Smoothies, Cats, Sprinkles.
Loaths: Salad, Rotting Flesh, Yellow, Summer.
Orientation: Pansexual
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"Ahh! So you're the "lucky" winner."
She snickers and takes your ticket, and points with her tail to the group waiting at some double doors that have "Kitchen" in blue letters above them. You turn back to her puzzled, because you still have no clue what you've "won".
"You get to go back into the back and meet the baker! Yay, for you! And lemme tell you something, Dar-Dar's speech is a little off, and he walks slow, bear with him please... He.. he can't help it."
She smiles, and points you to the group again, you join the murmuring group of maybe ten. And ponder leaving as you could care less about a baker. The double doors open and you are unwillingly shoved into the kitchen with the rest of the group.Welcome to t-t-the kitchen of Deadly delicious!! My name, Darner pl-please have a look-k round, and be s-sure to sam-sample the goods I've la-layed out!
You stare blankly at the baker before you, and all you can smell is cupcakes and formaldehyde. His ragged ears were shoved back under his hairnet, and his large fluffy tail was viciously netted, you pondered why he bothered to work so hard to keep hair covered.. when he was very clearly sick, or dying. You scoot past the others working on demolishing the delicious looking goodies. Everything in the kitchen is neatly placed, and scrubbed.. besides the sink, which is full of bowls and a batter of some sort. After watching people gorge themselves you ponder leaving until a small book shoved away behind the cookbook shelf catches your eye, its vibrant and busted up cover stood out against the white and brown cookbooks. The front read "Demise" in black shakily hand written letters. You look around for any sign that someones watching you, and flip open to the first page which reads...
Im so "off" I can't rest, I can't sleep, I can't talk well, I can't feel my body anymore.
But, I can smell, and I can taste, and I can bake. And thats all I need to know.
I remember the day my heart stopped beating, I was making cupcakes. Chocolate with butter cream frosting, and small blue sprinkles. Our favorites, I can still hear her voice as she was yelling at her self for what she had done, another notch on her door, another life drained before her eyes, another face to haunt her memories. I placed the prettiest of the tiny cupcakes on her favorite plate, and slowly walked to her room. The screaming had stopped, because I knew she heard my foot steps. I knocked on he door and hesitated to open till I heard a reassuring purr come from the other side, I poked my head in and saw Fan as I had many a times before covered in blood, tears, and dirt. She looked up with sad eyes and purred at the sight of the cupcake. "Fan, I was gonna see if you were hungry. And tell you I have to go to the bakery later, are you sure you can't come into and work on some new drinks, It could get your mind off.." Fan had bounced up and snatched the plate, and stared at me eating the cupcake. Her tail swayed back and forth, which countered with the fact she was still purring. Her scars were distinct against her light fur, as was the blood. "I'll be ready in a minute Darn, just let me wash up. Can't have any customers wondering what happened to me right?"She smiled as reassuringly as she could and shoved me out the door. I remember waiting patiently in the kitchen, trying my best to ignore the screams that Fan was failingly trying to muffle in a pillow, or maybe water? After an hour and almost a dozen cupcakes, the young feli came bounding down the stairs calm as a bee, and cleaned up as if nothing had gone wrong. The walk to the bakery was deathly silent, Fan simply twirled her tail and watched her feet. "Fan, do you wanna talk about it, or maybe I can make something good for dinner or we can go out, whatever might make you feel better? I coul..." "Dar-dar dude, I'm fine okay, just let it go. Shit happens, its happened 37 times and it's bound to happen again. You know that." "It's just I worry about you, yah know? I don't want you to get hurt.. I just dunno wha.." I could hear someones foot steps approaching behind us..fast. I remember turning to see Fan's arm flinging toward the dark figure, her claws gleamed in the street light above us. The sounds of Fan's demonic blood lust, the shrieks of the terrified woman who was becoming Fan's 38th victim snapped in my head and I reached for Fan's arm. I remember her eyes, the hate in them when she turned to me. Then the pain.. the rip across my stomach, the feeling of skin peeling away from my arm, the warmth of my own blood running across my skin. Then nothing.
I could hear crying, I could smell cupcakes, I could feel nothing. I attempted to move and saw Fan huddled in the corner of the bakery. She was crying, and covered in blood and dirt. I clung to the side of the table and tumbled into the floor, Fan looked at me in horror. "Da..Dar-Dar, how are you still.. I mean, I thought I..Your still.." I watched her stumble over her words, as the scooted slowly across the floor to me, she stopped and covered her mouth a disgusted look came over her face. "Fa..Fan. What..whats wrong.. wi..with me?" She stared at me with wide eyes full of horror, I followed the direction of her gaze to my arms..Oh my arms, almost no skin remained on them, they looked like I had shoved them into a shredder, my stomach had a large gash in it which through I could slightly see various organs and such. Then I remembered...Fan's lunge toward me, the screaming woman, everything.
"Fan.. ho.how can..can I be..alive?" "Dar-Dar... I don't think you are."
The rest of the pages inside the book held various birthday cards, and blood soaked gauze. You quickly shove the book back from where it came and turn to get the hell out of the freak house, only to be face to face with the smell of formaldehyde.
"I s-s-see you read-d my book.. I w-wrote down eve-everything from that d-day, when I reg-gained the use of my arms. I still don't unders-stand why I'm here..why my b-b-body rots, but my soul r-remains.."
A sudden wave of sadness fell over you at the sight of the bright, white eyed man before you. You ponder as to why he could still be alive, when his body was very clearly dead, not sick or dying as you first though. You speak with Darner for a long while even after all the other guests have left, you learn how formaldehyde kept his skin reasonable, hence the smell, that the girl out front was the same written about in the book, how he was able to keep going through all his struggles, he shows you through the double doors and looks happily at the girl who was still positioned at the counter. he smiles and walks up the her patting her shoulder reassuringly. Darner returns to you and holds out a cupcake, chocolate with butter-cream frosting and small blue heart and star sprinkles.
" I may not understand why I'm still here, but I strongly believe it's to bring joy for as long as I can, and a cupcake can make anyone smile. Even a mass murderer."
Pet Treasure
Keiths Strawberry Birthday Cake
Lemon Fireside Tart
Rainbow Cake
Carrot Heartcake
Sticky Sweet Rice Treats
Pheromone Infused Perfume
Five Dot Cookie
Dot Dash Dash Dot Pastry
Bakers Dozen Macadamia Cookies
Virus Codex
Pumpkin Guts Cheesecake
Gloweek Tail Cupcake
Pink Mold Cupcakes
Blackberry Rose Icing Cake
Lovey Cake
Vegan Lemon Cake Slice
Undead Heart Confetti Cupcake
Ooh La Layers
Baking Starter Kit
Tea Party Treat Tray
Classic Box of Macarons
Zombie Journal
Love Bug Codex
Sunset Octombre Cake
Stained and Torn Family Album
Rainbow Octombre Cake
Love Diary
Calcified Book of Osteomancy
Morostide Ghost Cupcake
Love Stories of Sorrow and Despair
Fantines Apron
Boobitis Codex
Orchid Mantis Cheesecake
Book of Cupcakes
Bag of Light Brown Sugar
Eddie Bell Sweet Tooth Cookie Heels
Carrot Eyecake
Roll of Gauze
Decrepit Keening Songbook
Stained and Torn Family Album
Fast Food for Zombies
101 Uses for Zombie Drool
Brainy Love Poems
Pus Filling Cannoli
Cooking with Zombie Drool
Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake
Wrinkled Peach Cheesecake
Dying Survival Daisies Marshmallows
Wilting Survival Lovely Flower Cookie
Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies
Delicious Strawberry Pastry
Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies
Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake
Melted Candy Heart Sauce
Bagged Vanilla Chocolate Chunks
R.I.P. Heart Cookie
Brain Mushroom Thumbprint Cookie
Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie
White Chocolate Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie
White Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie
Powdered Sugar Tarts
Dried Strawberry Flakes
Double Chocolate Swirl Bonbon
Sealed with a Kiss
Fudge Brownie Mix
EZ Mix Devils Food Cake
Simple and Sweet Journal
Orange Peel Cupcake
Pumpkin Pretzel
Mint Divinity
Divinity
Wilting Survival Lovely Flower Cookie
Love for Them All
Geeky Cupcakes
Dunderfluf Savory Cupcake
Plastic-Fantastic Fantine Cupcake
Tension Bandage (Arm)
Creepy Bride Cloth Hand Wraps
Tension Bandage (Leg)
Lovely Box of Cupcakes
Happy Sixth Lemon Cake
Happy Sixth Key Lime Cake
Happy Sixth Ginger Cake
Happy Sixth Cherry Cake
Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake
Happy Sixth Bubble Gum Cake
Happy Sixth Blueberry Cake
Dark Chocolate Bar
Milk Chocolate Bar
White Chocolate Bar
Pumpkin Bread Pudding
Pumpkin Cookie Mini Pumpkin Cake
Pink Mold Cupcakes
Rainbow Wedding Cake
Pumpkin Truffles
Pumpkin Pretzel
Blue Raspberry Glam Cupcake
Strawberry Glam Cupcake
Plum Glam Cupcake
Lemon Glam Cupcake
Key Lime Glam Cupcake
Blueberry Vanilla Cake Slice
Coconut Spectacular Sixth Cupcake
Pineapple Spectacular Sixth Cupcake
Grape Spectacular Sixth Cupcake
Cherry Spectacular Sixth Cupcake
Blue Raspberry Spectacular Sixth Cupcake
Spider Web Decorated Morostide Cake
Ghost Decorated Morostide Cake
Bat Decorated Morostide Cake
Basket of Star Anise
Pumpkin Scone
Basket of Cinnamon
Basket of Turmeric
Adorable Raspberry Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Orange Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Coconut Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Chocolate Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Blueberry Vesnali Cupcake
Happy Little Peach-Pie
Banana Cake
Fourth Anniversary Four-Layer Cake
Decadent Strawberry Poundcake
Black Sixth Birthday Card
Decadent Chocolate Cupcake
End of the World Confessions
Cappuccino Cupcake
Tuxedo Cake Slice
Box of Love Letters
Pumpkin Spice Cupcake
Vanilla Eyecake
Chocolate Eyecake
Carrot Eyecake
Decadent Lemon Poundcake
Decadent Carrot Poundcake
Carrot Braincake
Vanilla Tonguecake
Chocolate Braincake
Raisin Brain Bran Muffin
Low-Fat Brain Bran Muffin
White Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin
Rainbow Box of Macarons
Romantic Box of Macarons
Cranberry Brain Bran Muffin
Mixed Cookie
Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin
Delicate Grape Wafer
Delicate Blueberry Wafer
Sweetheart Cookie
How to Cook Brains
Nice-Try Sweetheart Cookie
White Heart Confetti Cupcake
Lemon Heart Confetti Cupcake
Undead Heart Confetti Cupcake
Raspberry Macarons
Delicate Strawberry Tart
Vanilla Macarons
Vanilla Love Muffin
Banana Love Muffin
Apple Love Muffin
Pomegranate Fireside Teacake
Coffee Fireside Teacake
Cinnamon Fireside Teacake
My Best Friend Ate My Arm
Grape Love Muffin
Sewn Together
Butter Cake
Waffle Cone
Pressed Cookie
Pastry Box
Eddie Bell Sweet Tooth Cupcake Ponytail
Lovingly Wrapped Butter Cookies
Fifth Anniversary Lemon Cupcake
Fifth Anniversary Chocolate Cupcake
Fifth Anniversary Coconut Cupcake
Pastel Box of Macarons
Cassis Macarons
Classic Box of Macarons
Adorable Lime Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Grape Vesnali Cupcake
Adorable Cherry Vesnali Cupcake
Morostide Bat Cupcake
Bag of Pure Flour
Morostide Black Cat Cupcake
Morostide Skull Cupcake
Sunset Octombre Cake
Morostide Spider Web Cupcake
Dash Pastry
Vanilla Heartcake
Dot Dot Dash Pastry
Pumpkin-Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake
Strawberry Shortcake Skewers
Pumpkin-Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
Stained and Torn Family Album
Raw Pumpkin Cupcake
Overly Sweet Pastry
Zombie Bite Patterns
Strawberry Pumpcake
Vanilla Pumpcake
Brain Muffin
Lovey Cake
Lovely Lemony Cupcake
Deadcadent Surprise Cupcake
Chocolate Bat Cookies
Happy Pumpkin Cupcake
Double Decker Red Velvet Cake
Peppermint Macarons
Cupcake Decorating
Teenage Zombie Diary
Zombie Encyclopedia A-E
Your Changing Body: An Introduction to Undeath
Zombie Romance
Fondant Covered Cake
Old Fashioned Snowflaik Plushie
Ripped Nightmare Feli Plushie
Nightmare Feli Voodoo Plushie
Ghoulish Im Sorry Dog Plushie
Green Zombie Sticker
Yellow Zombie Sticker
Blue Zombie Sticker
Sweety Dead Tart
Sweety Dead Cookies
Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake
Sweety Dead Cookies
Sweety Dead Muffin
Actual Sponge Cake
Sweet Tooth Truffles
Strawberry Frosted Sugar Cookie
Sweety Dead Muffin
Fancy Criss-Crossed Chocolate
Deluxe Croissant Sandwich
Orchid Mantis Cheesecake