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Darner
Legacy Name: Darner


The Graveyard Jollin
Owner: Pikachu

Age: 12 years, 3 months, 1 week

Born: January 19th, 2012

Adopted: 12 years, 3 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: January 19th, 2012

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Statistics


  • Level: 5
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 35
     
  • Books Read: 35
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Hello! I'm Darner, the Baker here at Deathly Delicious!

Pronounced: Da-rn-eir
Gender: Non-Binary. (masculine tendencies)
Age: Aged to Twenty-three years young.
Has rotted for eleven years thus far.
DOB-DOD: February 23, 1985 - February 21, 2008
Occupation:Baker/Chef
Loves: Fan, Cupcakes, Rabbits, Scarves, Cake, Smoothies, Cats, Sprinkles.
Loaths: Salad, Rotting Flesh, Yellow, Summer.
Orientation: Pansexual
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Profile by raichu Story by Pikachu aka me c:
You look at the random "WINNER!" ticket in your hand as you step inside Deadly Delicious, the girl at the counter looks at you puzzled and sees your ticket.
"Ahh! So you're the "lucky" winner."
She snickers and takes your ticket, and points with her tail to the group waiting at some double doors that have "Kitchen" in blue letters above them. You turn back to her puzzled, because you still have no clue what you've "won".
"You get to go back into the back and meet the baker! Yay, for you! And lemme tell you something, Dar-Dar's speech is a little off, and he walks slow, bear with him please... He.. he can't help it."
She smiles, and points you to the group again, you join the murmuring group of maybe ten. And ponder leaving as you could care less about a baker. The double doors open and you are unwillingly shoved into the kitchen with the rest of the group.Welcome to t-t-the kitchen of Deadly delicious!! My name, Darner pl-please have a look-k round, and be s-sure to sam-sample the goods I've la-layed out!
You stare blankly at the baker before you, and all you can smell is cupcakes and formaldehyde. His ragged ears were shoved back under his hairnet, and his large fluffy tail was viciously netted, you pondered why he bothered to work so hard to keep hair covered.. when he was very clearly sick, or dying. You scoot past the others working on demolishing the delicious looking goodies. Everything in the kitchen is neatly placed, and scrubbed.. besides the sink, which is full of bowls and a batter of some sort. After watching people gorge themselves you ponder leaving until a small book shoved away behind the cookbook shelf catches your eye, its vibrant and busted up cover stood out against the white and brown cookbooks. The front read "Demise" in black shakily hand written letters. You look around for any sign that someones watching you, and flip open to the first page which reads...
Im so "off" I can't rest, I can't sleep, I can't talk well, I can't feel my body anymore.
But, I can smell, and I can taste, and I can bake. And thats all I need to know.
I remember the day my heart stopped beating, I was making cupcakes. Chocolate with butter cream frosting, and small blue sprinkles. Our favorites, I can still hear her voice as she was yelling at her self for what she had done, another notch on her door, another life drained before her eyes, another face to haunt her memories. I placed the prettiest of the tiny cupcakes on her favorite plate, and slowly walked to her room. The screaming had stopped, because I knew she heard my foot steps. I knocked on he door and hesitated to open till I heard a reassuring purr come from the other side, I poked my head in and saw Fan as I had many a times before covered in blood, tears, and dirt. She looked up with sad eyes and purred at the sight of the cupcake. "Fan, I was gonna see if you were hungry. And tell you I have to go to the bakery later, are you sure you can't come into and work on some new drinks, It could get your mind off.." Fan had bounced up and snatched the plate, and stared at me eating the cupcake. Her tail swayed back and forth, which countered with the fact she was still purring. Her scars were distinct against her light fur, as was the blood. "I'll be ready in a minute Darn, just let me wash up. Can't have any customers wondering what happened to me right?"She smiled as reassuringly as she could and shoved me out the door. I remember waiting patiently in the kitchen, trying my best to ignore the screams that Fan was failingly trying to muffle in a pillow, or maybe water? After an hour and almost a dozen cupcakes, the young feli came bounding down the stairs calm as a bee, and cleaned up as if nothing had gone wrong. The walk to the bakery was deathly silent, Fan simply twirled her tail and watched her feet. "Fan, do you wanna talk about it, or maybe I can make something good for dinner or we can go out, whatever might make you feel better? I coul..." "Dar-dar dude, I'm fine okay, just let it go. Shit happens, its happened 37 times and it's bound to happen again. You know that." "It's just I worry about you, yah know? I don't want you to get hurt.. I just dunno wha.." I could hear someones foot steps approaching behind us..fast. I remember turning to see Fan's arm flinging toward the dark figure, her claws gleamed in the street light above us. The sounds of Fan's demonic blood lust, the shrieks of the terrified woman who was becoming Fan's 38th victim snapped in my head and I reached for Fan's arm. I remember her eyes, the hate in them when she turned to me. Then the pain.. the rip across my stomach, the feeling of skin peeling away from my arm, the warmth of my own blood running across my skin. Then nothing.
I could hear crying, I could smell cupcakes, I could feel nothing. I attempted to move and saw Fan huddled in the corner of the bakery. She was crying, and covered in blood and dirt. I clung to the side of the table and tumbled into the floor, Fan looked at me in horror. "Da..Dar-Dar, how are you still.. I mean, I thought I..Your still.." I watched her stumble over her words, as the scooted slowly across the floor to me, she stopped and covered her mouth a disgusted look came over her face. "Fa..Fan. What..whats wrong.. wi..with me?" She stared at me with wide eyes full of horror, I followed the direction of her gaze to my arms..Oh my arms, almost no skin remained on them, they looked like I had shoved them into a shredder, my stomach had a large gash in it which through I could slightly see various organs and such. Then I remembered...Fan's lunge toward me, the screaming woman, everything.
"Fan.. ho.how can..can I be..alive?" "Dar-Dar... I don't think you are."


The rest of the pages inside the book held various birthday cards, and blood soaked gauze. You quickly shove the book back from where it came and turn to get the hell out of the freak house, only to be face to face with the smell of formaldehyde.
"I s-s-see you read-d my book.. I w-wrote down eve-everything from that d-day, when I reg-gained the use of my arms. I still don't unders-stand why I'm here..why my b-b-body rots, but my soul r-remains.."
A sudden wave of sadness fell over you at the sight of the bright, white eyed man before you. You ponder as to why he could still be alive, when his body was very clearly dead, not sick or dying as you first though. You speak with Darner for a long while even after all the other guests have left, you learn how formaldehyde kept his skin reasonable, hence the smell, that the girl out front was the same written about in the book, how he was able to keep going through all his struggles, he shows you through the double doors and looks happily at the girl who was still positioned at the counter. he smiles and walks up the her patting her shoulder reassuringly. Darner returns to you and holds out a cupcake, chocolate with butter-cream frosting and small blue heart and star sprinkles.
" I may not understand why I'm still here, but I strongly believe it's to bring joy for as long as I can, and a cupcake can make anyone smile. Even a mass murderer."

Pet Treasure


Keiths Strawberry Birthday Cake

Lemon Fireside Tart

Rainbow Cake

Carrot Heartcake

Sticky Sweet Rice Treats

Pheromone Infused Perfume

Five Dot Cookie

Dot Dash Dash Dot Pastry

Bakers Dozen Macadamia Cookies

Virus Codex

Pumpkin Guts Cheesecake

Gloweek Tail Cupcake

Pink Mold Cupcakes

Blackberry Rose Icing Cake

Lovey Cake

Vegan Lemon Cake Slice

Undead Heart Confetti Cupcake

Ooh La Layers

Baking Starter Kit

Tea Party Treat Tray

Classic Box of Macarons

Zombie Journal

Love Bug Codex

Sunset Octombre Cake

Stained and Torn Family Album

Rainbow Octombre Cake

Love Diary

Calcified Book of Osteomancy

Morostide Ghost Cupcake

Love Stories of Sorrow and Despair

Fantines Apron

Boobitis Codex

Orchid Mantis Cheesecake

Book of Cupcakes

Bag of Light Brown Sugar

Eddie Bell Sweet Tooth Cookie Heels

Carrot Eyecake

Roll of Gauze

Decrepit Keening Songbook

Stained and Torn Family Album

Fast Food for Zombies

101 Uses for Zombie Drool

Brainy Love Poems

Pus Filling Cannoli

Cooking with Zombie Drool

Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake

Wrinkled Peach Cheesecake

Dying Survival Daisies Marshmallows

Wilting Survival Lovely Flower Cookie

Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies

Delicious Strawberry Pastry

Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies

Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake

Melted Candy Heart Sauce

Bagged Vanilla Chocolate Chunks

R.I.P. Heart Cookie

Brain Mushroom Thumbprint Cookie

Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie

White Chocolate Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie

White Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie

Powdered Sugar Tarts

Dried Strawberry Flakes

Double Chocolate Swirl Bonbon

Sealed with a Kiss

Fudge Brownie Mix

EZ Mix Devils Food Cake

Simple and Sweet Journal

Orange Peel Cupcake

Pumpkin Pretzel

Mint Divinity

Divinity

Wilting Survival Lovely Flower Cookie

Love for Them All

Geeky Cupcakes

Dunderfluf Savory Cupcake

Plastic-Fantastic Fantine Cupcake

Tension Bandage (Arm)

Creepy Bride Cloth Hand Wraps

Tension Bandage (Leg)

Lovely Box of Cupcakes

Happy Sixth Lemon Cake

Happy Sixth Key Lime Cake

Happy Sixth Ginger Cake

Happy Sixth Cherry Cake

Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake

Happy Sixth Bubble Gum Cake

Happy Sixth Blueberry Cake

Dark Chocolate Bar

Milk Chocolate Bar

White Chocolate Bar

Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Pumpkin Cookie Mini Pumpkin Cake

Pink Mold Cupcakes

Rainbow Wedding Cake

Pumpkin Truffles

Pumpkin Pretzel

Blue Raspberry Glam Cupcake

Strawberry Glam Cupcake

Plum Glam Cupcake

Lemon Glam Cupcake

Key Lime Glam Cupcake

Blueberry Vanilla Cake Slice

Coconut Spectacular Sixth Cupcake

Pineapple Spectacular Sixth Cupcake

Grape Spectacular Sixth Cupcake

Cherry Spectacular Sixth Cupcake

Blue Raspberry Spectacular Sixth Cupcake

Spider Web Decorated Morostide Cake

Ghost Decorated Morostide Cake

Bat Decorated Morostide Cake

Basket of Star Anise

Pumpkin Scone

Basket of Cinnamon

Basket of Turmeric

Adorable Raspberry Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Orange Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Coconut Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Chocolate Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Blueberry Vesnali Cupcake

Happy Little Peach-Pie

Banana Cake

Fourth Anniversary Four-Layer Cake

Decadent Strawberry Poundcake

Black Sixth Birthday Card

Decadent Chocolate Cupcake

End of the World Confessions

Cappuccino Cupcake

Tuxedo Cake Slice

Box of Love Letters

Pumpkin Spice Cupcake

Vanilla Eyecake

Chocolate Eyecake

Carrot Eyecake

Decadent Lemon Poundcake

Decadent Carrot Poundcake

Carrot Braincake

Vanilla Tonguecake

Chocolate Braincake

Raisin Brain Bran Muffin

Low-Fat Brain Bran Muffin

White Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin

Rainbow Box of Macarons

Romantic Box of Macarons

Cranberry Brain Bran Muffin

Mixed Cookie

Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin

Delicate Grape Wafer

Delicate Blueberry Wafer

Sweetheart Cookie

How to Cook Brains

Nice-Try Sweetheart Cookie

White Heart Confetti Cupcake

Lemon Heart Confetti Cupcake

Undead Heart Confetti Cupcake

Raspberry Macarons

Delicate Strawberry Tart

Vanilla Macarons

Vanilla Love Muffin

Banana Love Muffin

Apple Love Muffin

Pomegranate Fireside Teacake

Coffee Fireside Teacake

Cinnamon Fireside Teacake

My Best Friend Ate My Arm

Grape Love Muffin

Sewn Together

Butter Cake

Waffle Cone

Pressed Cookie

Pastry Box

Eddie Bell Sweet Tooth Cupcake Ponytail

Lovingly Wrapped Butter Cookies

Fifth Anniversary Lemon Cupcake

Fifth Anniversary Chocolate Cupcake

Fifth Anniversary Coconut Cupcake

Pastel Box of Macarons

Cassis Macarons

Classic Box of Macarons

Adorable Lime Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Grape Vesnali Cupcake

Adorable Cherry Vesnali Cupcake

Morostide Bat Cupcake

Bag of Pure Flour

Morostide Black Cat Cupcake

Morostide Skull Cupcake

Sunset Octombre Cake

Morostide Spider Web Cupcake

Dash Pastry

Vanilla Heartcake

Dot Dot Dash Pastry

Pumpkin-Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake

Strawberry Shortcake Skewers

Pumpkin-Frosted Chocolate Cupcake

Stained and Torn Family Album

Raw Pumpkin Cupcake

Overly Sweet Pastry

Zombie Bite Patterns

Strawberry Pumpcake

Vanilla Pumpcake

Brain Muffin

Lovey Cake

Lovely Lemony Cupcake

Deadcadent Surprise Cupcake

Chocolate Bat Cookies

Happy Pumpkin Cupcake

Double Decker Red Velvet Cake

Peppermint Macarons

Cupcake Decorating

Teenage Zombie Diary

Zombie Encyclopedia A-E

Your Changing Body: An Introduction to Undeath

Zombie Romance

Fondant Covered Cake

Old Fashioned Snowflaik Plushie

Ripped Nightmare Feli Plushie

Nightmare Feli Voodoo Plushie

Ghoulish Im Sorry Dog Plushie

Green Zombie Sticker

Yellow Zombie Sticker

Blue Zombie Sticker

Sweety Dead Tart

Sweety Dead Cookies

Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake

Sweety Dead Cookies

Sweety Dead Muffin

Actual Sponge Cake

Sweet Tooth Truffles

Strawberry Frosted Sugar Cookie

Sweety Dead Muffin

Fancy Criss-Crossed Chocolate

Deluxe Croissant Sandwich

Orchid Mantis Cheesecake

Pet Friends