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Legacy Name: Embalmer

The Nightmare Darkonite
Owner: thoughtful

Age: 14 years, 1 month, 3 weeks

Born: August 2nd, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 1 month, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 2nd, 2009 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
February 7th, 2012


  • Level: 8
  • Strength: 13
  • Defense: 15
  • Speed: 0
  • Health: 12
  • HP: 12/12
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

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Corpses are dirty. I clean them.
Corpses decay. I preserve them.
Corpses look dead. I make them look alive.

But don't ask for a cremation. We don't do those here.

Pet Treasure

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Scalpel of Doom

Power Drill

Plas-Tek Giant Hacksaw

Skitters Favorite Needle

Safety Goggles


Stained White Nitrile Gloves

BBQ Chefs Apron

Doctor Mask

Measuring Tape

Mummy Mask

Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe

Astronaut Life Support Tubes

Cutesy Funnel

Small Bottle of Orange Syrup

Chipper Chest Rub


Filled Pyramidal Bottle

Rain Cologne


The Art of Lung Shui

Scarred Leather Record Book

Chemistry Textbook

Biology Textbook

Blue Toothbrush

Blue Soap

Chai Sponge

Hand Towel

Arid Box of Tissues

Nail Clippers

Greaser Comb

Chipper Clippers

Olde Tyme Barbers Walnut Razor

Olde Tyme Barbers Brush

Makeup Tips for the Undead

Marsh Subeta Conditioner

Gizmo Lipstick

Brown Eyeshadow Kit


Prom Jacket

Watchers Shirt

Black Tie

Black Slacks

Toy Soldier Shoes

Black Hair Ribbon

Elegant Lady Cameo

Formal Dress

Black Sheer Pantyhose

Pointy Black Pumps


Stone Casket

Chained Coffin

Coffin Keychain

Vampire Coffin

Survival Bouquet of Red Lilies

Survival White Calla Lilies

Red Flower Basket

Survival Red Calla Lilies

Survival Bouquet of White Lilies

Blue Mothers Day Bouquet


Plain Picture Frame

Survival Red Carnation

Blue Hyacinth

Bluegreen Freesia Sprig

Deep Pink Rose Bouquet

Survival White Carnation

Pink Rose Bouquet

Lucky White Heather

Pet Friends

I admire your workmanship

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