... Oh God... Well, I guess is somebody coming, better I stay quiet."

So here everything really started. I'd already knew what I was. One Modified Soul, inside one old and weird plushie. And I was in a madhouse, seems like. Why of this? I don't know.

"Hey, Helgo, how do you feel now? Something like... Alive?". Better do nothing, keep quiet, I thought. "Well... Why are you don't moving? That seller told me I just needed to put this pill inside you and you'll gain life... I guess I'll never trust in someone who calls himself 'Shinigami'". Stay quiet... Holy Lord, I was almost laughing on his face! How can't he know about modified souls? HAHA, by the way, let it roll over. "Well, if I just..." and then he pinched me. "OH BOY, ARE YOU CRAZY?! I'M ONE SOUL INSIDE A PLUSHIE, NOT ONE OF YOUR TOYS!".
Ops, my plan to stay quiet gone awry. "HOLY CRAP! THAT REALLY WORKS! HAHA NOW I HAVE ONE TALKING PLUSHIE! HEY GUYS, COME HERE! THE PLUSHIE IS ALIVE!". Oh God, he really don't know what I actually am. Do I need to tell him everything? I got tired of this. I'm not a toy. "Ok man, I guess you are Gax, right? So, let me explain this. I'm NOT one single plushie, right? Ok, I'm ON a single plushie, but that's not what I AM! I'm one modified soul (or Kaizou Konpaku), from Soul Society. They made me to replace the original soul of one shinigami, when he left of his body, to... Well, do Shinigami business."

When I finally finished, everyone were looking to me, with eerie faces. "Hey guys, he really believe on all this crap! OH BOY HAHAHAHA!". And so, everyone inside there was laughing on my face. "Damn, they will never learn nothing here?", I thought. "I AM SERIOUS!", I screamed. "Oh course you are dude! hahaha".I got pissed. In one suicide movement, I got my hand deep inside my mouth, and removed the soul pill. Before my body fall, I throw the pill inside the mouth of the guy who was facing me.

BAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!

Well, human's body are really better. As one soul, I can see all the "Soul World", so I could see Gax out of his body. His face made me laugh a lot. "WHAT THE HELL YOU DID?!". He just didn't stop to repeat this! What funny! I looked around, to see the pet's face... All of them was just like "What?". And so, I got: I would explain that all again. But now I was sure I'll be trusted. "Hey, listen now. Here is Helgo, not Karigax anymore. He still here, but he is just one soul now. I guess you can't see him. Now, just believe me: I AM one modified soul, made by Soul society... Don't look me like this, don't make me explain what is Soul Society. I was made to fill Shinigami's body, while he still out. But, as "modified", I'm made to be stronger as usual, faster... Whatever, one fighter. But, we represented one danger, so those stupid destroyed the most of us. And, i'm a survivor! Be proud of me... Ok, you can start being proud now. I don't know how did I came here, but I'm sure that I wil.... WHAT?! WAIT, I'M NOT DONE!... AAAARGH!!!".

BAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGG!

"Get out of my body, you stupid! This is MY body, not yours! I'm not one shinigami, or whatever it is, for you just get in my body. IT'S MY PROPERTY! Never ever do it again. I know you're hearing me, even inside this pill. Now, just back to your plushie, and BE THERE!"

BAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGG!

Oh good, I'm here again. On that stupid plushie... "Who do you think you are to talk to me like this?! I'm more that you'll ever be!" I was mad! "Ha, good for you. I'm bigger than you'll never be." Bingo. He caught me. "Now shut your tissue mouth, and stop being stupid! Holy Lord, if I knew this guy would be so boring, I would never bought this soul pill." Five minuter later, he was sewing the pill on my body. I was locked on that plushie and fluffy body. Better I get used, I guess. I'll never remove that pill again! All my power, all my strenght... Locked and forgot in one plushie!

Wait... It's a woman voice! She think I'm fluffy... OH LORD BREASTS! My weakness was entering the room, looking for me. I'm one freaking womanizer, what can I do? I can't control myself! So I said "HAAA SWEETIE I'M HERE FOR YOU!!!" Bad idea. "OH MY GOD THIS CRAP SPOKE?". One second later, I was flying by the window. "Nobody will rescue me? I'm one damaged plushie!" Bad idea again. Jorn came and got me inside his wet mouth. "What do you think I am? your stick?". He ignored me, and licked me, like I was his toy. "... it's really wrong."

Another day and four baths later, another girl entered the house. Same thing! "OHHH HOW FLUFFY! I just loved it!". What can I do? I'm frantic womanizer! "Good legs, maiden!" I thought. "It's too cute! And look, it moves! It's another of your pets?". OHHH GOOD! She is used with talking pets and maybe... Talking plushies! "Hello lady! You are so pretty too!" She liked! One point, Helgo! "Ohhh! One talking plushie... AND CUTE! I think I'm in love!... Wait, wait... What the hell is it doing with my legs?!"... So I saw the window again. "YOU PERVERT!". Good, now she hate me too. Oh no, Jorn again.
But that's ok, I'm sure sometime one lady will love me and rescue me from this place! And I'll got my revenge! HAHA!

Ok, maybe not. I'm starting to like here. The people love me! :D