Kiel has a minion!

Minion the Slime


The Custom Angel Montre
Owner: Faber

Age: 6 years, 8 months, 3 weeks

Born: September 9th, 2013

Adopted: 1 year, 10 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: July 31st, 2018

Pet Spotlight Winner
July 11th, 2019


  • Level: 3
  • Strength: 12
  • Defense: 7
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 67
  • Books Read: 66
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Candy Maker

Humans are fascinating.

They're also infuriating.

Some days I think I have them figured out, and then the next they do something entirely unexpected. If there's one thing that hasn't changed about them in the millennia in which they've existed it's that they never allow themselves to be pigeonholed. Not in the way we can, us warriors of Heaven. We're downright predictable next to these strange creatures of my Father's creation. Impulsive, manipulative. Fascinating and infuriating.

My name is Kiel. It sounds so short and unassuming on a human's tongue. It's much more formidable in its full enochian pronunciation, but no being of Earth has the ability to speak it. I'm not a fallen angel, let me make that clear. I did not fall. I have never been to Hell, and Father willing, I never will. I live on Earth among the creatures who were made to live here. I guess you could say I merely took a leave of absence from Heaven. It was too boring up there, anyway. I could return if I really wanted to.

On Earth, I make my living buying and selling antiques. Humans are always so delighted in things older than themselves, or things that make them nostalgic for the times of their youth. I collect enough to get by from the hidden stores of souls who've passed on without telling anyone living where to find their treasures. Humans become quite chatty once their souls are separated from their living vessels. Secrets they took with them to the grave are shared with eager enthusiasm to anyone with the ability to listen to the dead.

You may have a look around my collection, if you wish. There's something here for everyone. And if you cannot afford to buy something that catches your eye I can certainly allow you to borrow it. It will be yours for your lifetime, after which the item will be returned to me. Don't worry if that's many years from now. Just sign on the dotted line. I can wait.

Overlay by Alphys, profile and story by Faber, background pattern from toptal, and a thank you to HADES for letting me adopt him.

Pet Treasure

Gourd Witch Dripping Candles

White Pigeon Wing

Tattered Old Book


Old Magnifier

Antique Potters Wheel

Marquesa Rose Signet

Angelic Feather

Elegant Brass Pocket Watch

Ivory Wand

Divine Antique Coffee Set


Vulture Feather

Snow Feather Plume

Jeweled Polishing Brush

Cursed Wedding Dress

Leonardo Fluffy Feather

Shards of Pure Sunlight

Destroying Angel

Fancy Feathered Frock

Wooden Mortar and Pestle

Enchanted Swan Feather

Gold Dust

Oracle Wing

Hessian and Lace Owl Beanbag

Clean Ragged Feather

Shy Angel Wings

Floating Candle Lights

Antique Copper Pomade Tub

Dove Feather Beaded Headdress

White Tincture

Golden Small Feathered Wing (Right)

Forgotten Storybook

Cream Decorative Vesnali Feather

Wedding Album

Bladed Throwing Feathers

Saffron Feather Plume

Hessian and Lace Mouse Beanbag

Fancy Silver Feather Ornament

Bashful Angel Wings

Decorative Fish Teapot

Arid Decorative Vesnali Feather

Crystal Cluster Clip

Sheeta Secrets

Retiring Angel Wings

Benevolent Swishy Cloak

Empty Vial

Gold Embellished Wallet

Ginger Root

Demure Angel Wings

Crypt Dust

Irion Battle Feather

Cow Horns

Nutmeg Oil

Swan Feather Quill Pen

Plain Gold Tie Bar

Antique Blonde Dining Table

Golden Small Feathered Wing (Left)

Plain Gold Cufflinks

White Small Feathered Wing (Right)

Old Coins

Lamby Doll

Winter Chill Feather

Antique Blonde Round Dining Table

White Long Feather

White Small Feathered Wing (Left)

Toy Soldier Elegant Feather

Pet Friends