Custom Bloodred Mahar
MONSTER Ludicrous
adjective
1. causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable
Dorian Beaumont
Age: Immortal (40 years old)
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Relationship: Married
Species: Tatzelwurm
Ethnicity: Austrian
Occupation: Hollywood Actor
MBTI Type: ESFJ-A
Theme: Play Me Like A Violin
I've always believed that the freshest meat is also the best quality of meat. I've never been a fan of fat, but any slice of meat from the thigh or breast? Truly delectable.
I also hunt my own meat. As a cook, I've always felt closer to my food when I'm the one who's done the killing. Sometimes my husband Edward hunts the meat, and he too does an exquisite job.
Tonight will be a lovely meal. Edward requested Indian, so who was I to deny his wishes? As I chopped up my kill, I swear I see a finger twitch. Goodness gracious, perhaps she wasn't as dead as I had thought.
"Quite sorry darling." I coo to the woman, who stares at me with a dead look in her eyes, "I really thought I did quite well this time." I chop off her foot with ease. "I promise, next time with be better. Let's just get you prepped, alright? I believe curry is on the menu tonight. Delicious."
