Munchkin has a minion!

Steed the Generic Minion

Kill the Monsters * Steal the Treasure * Stab your Buddy

You stand in front of the door. It is a heavy oak door with half rusted bars that lead into the dark room beyond. There are no sounds coming from the room but you smell the rank stench of death. But you are a munchkin, you are brave. You decide to do a quick check on your equipment: every new Cleric likes to carry the Cheese Grater of Peace, but this time you decided to arm yourself with the Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment. In addition you have your Helm of Courage, your Boots of Butt-Kicking, and the Coat of Arms, which gives you an extra hand...maybe you should have brought the Cheese Grater. In case there is something REALLY scary behind that door, you also have in your arsenal a bottle of Druid Fluid and a Potion of General Studliness for some extra bonus if needed. Besides, you are already level 5, how bad can it be?



You kick down the door with your awesome boots and boldly step into the dank, dark room and find...

A Gazebo.

Are you kidding me? A freaking Gazebo? You laugh at the thought of this wooden construct posing a threat to your person. Suddenly, out of no where, the Gazebo more than doubles in size. Someone must have enraged the beast for a +10...damn. You start shaking in your awesome boots. Looking to your left and then looking to your right, you seek out help from a friend. But there is no help to be found, for you must face the dreaded Gazebo alone. You notice the arrow in its roof...someone tried to defeat it before and failed. Your breathing becomes erratic as you start to panic. What can you do now? Even with all of your bonuses, you come out too short to beat the Gazebo. Just then, a light bulb goes off in your head and you call Steed, your faithful minion, to your side. He runs up grinning from ear to ear, ready to help! You quickly place him in front of the monster and bolt out of the room. Poor Steed...

You sacrificed your minion...no treasure for you. But you live to see another turn. Let's hope you fight the Potted Plant next time. Maybe you can at least handle that one...it seems less ferocious.

Munchkin Game designed by Steve Jackson
and Illustrated by John Kovalic.
Munchkin Harvester overlay art by Lotus.
Other art HERE by Jana. Coding by ibook.