Aperture Science
Legacy Name: Aperture Science

The Steamwork Jollin
Owner: Shark

Age: 5 years, 3 weeks, 4 days

Built: July 21st, 2017

Adopted: 5 years, 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Adopted: July 21st, 2017


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Towel Folder


"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
- Cave Johnson, founder of Aperture Science.


"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."
- Wheatley, resident moron.
Profile template by Lea.

Background credit (still deciding on which bg to use)

Aperture logo from the Portal and Half-Life wikis.

Aperture Science, and all other intellectual properties from the Portal franchise, belongs to Valve.

Pet Treasure

Shiny Small Phone

Suspicious Shower Curtain

AgNES Sticker

Modern Science Volume I

Science is a BLAST! Sticker

Modern Science Volume II

Dead Person

Clear Slime

Chocolate Cake

Scientists ID Tag

Android Assassin Balance Enhancers

Pet Friends