Wheatley has a minion!

Let's drop the Beat

Legacy Name: Crossfade

The Field Xotl
Owner: Shark

Age: 5 years, 4 weeks, 1 day

Born: July 17th, 2017

Adopted: 5 years, 4 weeks, 1 day ago

Adopted: July 17th, 2017


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 1
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Towel Folder

Not sure what I'll end up making him species-wise, gonna zap him for awhile and see what I end up with. Probably going for one of these:


see fraulein for TC to-buy list ♥️

Aperture Science

Originally founded as Aperture Fixtures in the early 1940s, it primarily manufactured and distributed shower curtains: a low-tech portal between the inside and outside of a shower. In 1943 the company's name was changed to "Aperture Science Innovators" to make their shower curtains sound more hygienic, but their focus soon became actual science.

Cave Johnson

"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
- Cave Johnson, founder of Aperture Science.
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Background credit (still deciding on which bg to use)

Wheatley, and all other intellectual properties from the Portal franchise, belongs to Valve.

Pet Treasure

Modern Science Volume II

Modern Science Volume I

Science is a BLAST! Sticker

Whutly Sticker

Pet Friends

D.Va in the flesh, woo! Can I get your autograph?

Oh, it's on.


Winston, how's it hangin'?