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Sir Eats-a-Lot has a minion!

Yum Yum the Hollyberry Doughnut




Sir Eats-a-Lot
Legacy Name: Sir Eats-a-Lot


The Glade Dillema
Owner: Falstaff

Age: 10 years, 2 months, 3 weeks

Born: January 13th, 2016

Adopted: 9 years, 11 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: April 10th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 51
     
  • Strength: 104
     
  • Defense: 18
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 35
     
  • HP: 35/35
     
  • Intelligence: 40
     
  • Books Read: 40
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Lieutenant Ladyfingers



Hi Just call me Eat's, Lotta or Sir. As you can see moderation is not my middle name. I love donuts in all shapes and sizes. They are by far my favorite. While i eat them i like to recite this poem i read a while back...

Doughnuts! Oh, Doughnuts!
by
Greg Pincus

Doughnuts! Oh, doughnuts! Fried circles of yum.
You food that I simply adore.
You’re sure not nutritious, but you’re so delicious
I’m always left wishing for more.

I love you with frosting or covered in sprinkles.
I swoon for you, sweet, sugar raised!
When you’re filled with jelly, you warm up my belly...
While still leaving room for a glazed.

I’ll dip you in coffee or dunk you in milk.
I’ll eat you for breakfast or brunch.
I get so impassioned for simple old-fashioned
That sometimes I make them my lunch.

Doughnuts! Oh, doughnuts! Definers of yum.
You perfect fried circles of dough.
Although you’re caloric, you leave me euphoric...
So give me a dozen to go!

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