The Nightmare Jollin
Owner: Thespian

Age: 9 years, 3 months, 3 weeks

Born: July 7th, 2012

Adopted: 4 years, 11 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: November 23rd, 2016


  • Level: 1,421
  • Strength: 3,552
  • Defense: 3,550
  • Speed: 3,550
  • Health: 3,550
  • HP: 3,530/3,550
  • Intelligence: 612
  • Books Read: 601
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist

profile by Thespian || background from seamless-patterns

◄ the hit(wo)man

We charge into danger
No guarantees or safe places
No one can be trusted
everyone is a suspect
All the money's worthless
The talent is trite and exaggerated
The food is turning and the water's fucking poison
(miami - against me!)

alena who still doesn't have a last name whoops is 1.8 meters of solid hatred and anger towards the world, which she externalises in the most productive way possible: murder
kafka's younger sister by two years
the relationship between them is tense and uncomfortable but she has shown that sometimes she can be a kind human being
and by sometimes i mean very seldom and usually when she's too tired to be angry

lotsa whiskey ►

alena's early childhood, spent with her brother and parents in greylake, was happy. she lived a comfortable life due to her family's wealth, despite the tense political climate and imminent war. her family had nothing to fear, and, arguably, the war might have made them even richer. at age 6 her parents had a messy divorce. her father took her away from the rest of the family as "payback" to her mother, and she had to hastily say her goodbyes

her father was not a good man. not even a decent man. he was violent, manipulative, and had no problems projecting his hatred for alena's mother on a child. she had to grow up quickly. at 18 she joined the army as means to get away from her abusive father. soon enough her poor anger management and borderline sadism led her to committing a war crime for which she was to be tried. and she would have been tried, had her family's prestigious name and money not allowed her to buy her way out of the law. out of a job and not willing to return to her father, alena had a stroke of luck when news arrived that her biological mother, still in greylake, had died and split her inheritance mostly evenly between alena and her brother - which she had not seen for almost 20 years

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING OKAY. but so anyway alena returned to greylake and the mansion she grew up in. as they were really closed as children, alena is excited to see her brother again. throughout her unhappy childhood, alena always thought of her brother has a saviour figure who would come and rescue her, though he never did. so it only came as an unpleasant surprise when she realised that the man she had thought of as a saviour all those years was a mere shell of his former self. admittedly when alena first saw kafka again he was at his lowest point yet. having lost his mother - the one person who kept him anchored to society - he had completely given up on life, stopped taking his medication, and wandered the mansion believing god was talking to him constantly. he also insisted that alena call him kafka, as opposed to his real name

long story short, she forces kafka to go back on his meds and calls someone to clean the mansion (as kafka had sent away all personnel). she used her father's criminal contacts to meet influential people, and began a bloody career as a hitman. though she is not affiliated to any one of greylake's gangs, alena has worked for greynorth and ruu various times. she uses the mansion to hide corpses and evidence until she can dispose of it, and, despite her ever expectation, kafka has no problem helping her dismember corpses and take care of other, gruesome tasks

+ despite growing up separated, kafka and alena have very similar mannerisms
+ they are also so visually similar they get mistaken for twins (and have since they were children)
+ smokes cigars and drinks hard whiskey straight from the bottle
+ due to her lifestyle often gets injured and often has bruises or scars on her body
+ treats kafka pretty poorly, often losing her temper and going as far as hitting him. she also never apologises

Pet Treasure

Black Laced Combat Boots


Flashback Wild One Cigarette

Survivors Last Cigar

Bootlegger Cigar Ash

Angry Brain Beanbag

Bust of a Red Horse

Oddly Ornate Revolver

Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun

Survivors Pump Action Shotgun

Bloodied Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete


Sougara Wasteland Cowboy Dirty Bandage Tin

Roll of Gauze

Hand Bandage Scraps

Bloody Rag

Bloody Strands

Discarded Rusty Bone Saw

Bloody Hatchet

Pet Friends

Make yourself useful for once

Oh yeah? How much we talking about, boss?