Arid SheetaWonder Woman
Superman had called earlier that day and asked Wonder Woman if she would be willing to go on a double date with him, his friend Batman and some two bit criminal named Catwoman. Wonder Woman was well aware of the vigilante called Batman, and she had no interest in meeting him, let alone going on a double date with him and some cat obsessed nutcase. But Superman turned on his boyish charm, knowing full well that Wonder Woman was powerless against it, so she grudgingly agreed to the date. Still, charm or not, Wonder Woman wanted to be prepared. She made sure to park her invisible jet behind the restaurant, in case she needed to make a fast getaway from the undoubtedly boring evening.
No one would have ever guessed that Wonder Woman's whole life would change when she entered the restaurant that night. Once she walked through that McDonalds door and sat down in the booth across from Batman, she knew that she just had to have that man! There was something dark, sexy and intriguing in every movement that he made, every word that he spoke. She was mesmerized by everything about him. This was no "boy next door". This man was bad, in a good way!
Wonder Woman knew that things were about to get tricky. She had to find a gentle way of dumping Superman that wouldn't result in him killing Batman. Even a boy next door can be pushed too far! She wasn't too worried about getting rid of Catwoman. After all, "accidents" happen every day. Wonder Woman was so busy finishing off her burger and planning the perfect breakup that she didn't even realize that Superman and Catwoman had both been in the restroom for 20 minutes. It wasn't until she saw the Batarang buzz past her head that Wonder Woman noticed what was happening. She grabbed one last handful of fries and ran to the back of the restaurant to find out what was going on. The smeared lipstick on Superman's face and the fury in Batman's eyes told Wonder Woman everything that she needed to know. She'd hit the jackpot! Wonder Woman slapped Superman across the face and punched Catwoman hard enough to knock out two teeth. Then she tossed Batman over her shoulder and took out him to her invisible jet. She flew him to a secluded tropical island and spent the next two weeks helping him forget that Catwoman ever existed.
Batman soon forgave Superman, and their friendship is stronger than ever. Superman has started dating some skinny little reporter at the Daily Planet. Wonder Woman hopes that it works out for him, but she'll be shocked if it lasts more than a month.
Three years later, Wonder Woman and Batman have the perfect relationship; secret identities during the day, crime fighting at night and passion in the late night. Things couldn't be better!
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