spectacle has a minion!

the Comedic Muse


The Nostalgic Manchu
Owner: atempause

Age: 1 year, 3 months, 1 week

Born: January 13th, 2023

Adopted: 1 year, 3 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: January 13th, 2023


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

their gender? off the charts. their pronouns? whatever is funniest at the moment. they are sir. they are ma’am. they are that piece of shit bastard who stole your wallet during the performance.

definitely not a vampire, it's normal to have strong opinions about garlic and have a beef with every priest and their crosses for no reason, shut up stop asking

Dain template by Lyonid

story by

art by atempause

header image from unsplash

Pet Treasure

Creepy Clown Ruffie Plushie

Spooky Carnival Sticker

Carnival Balloon Ride Ticket

Blood Trail

Senor Fuego Training Ring

Janet Fortune Telling Card


Greedy Guts

Faded Carnival Flyer

Looming Big Top

Rotten Containment Cage

Creepy Pizza Bear

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Terrorizer Clown Collectible Card

Big Collar Clown Doll

Rusted Rimeflare Shackle

Torn Blood Stained Strip of Fabric

Ridiculous Receipt

Non-Candy Coins

Hustler Money Clip

Cruel Fandango

Wooden Playing Cards Case

Pet Friends

Oh, is that a stolen wallet I see? Good boy!