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CuP-CaKe
Legacy Name: CuP-CaKe

The

Custom Arid Torrey
Owner: ~~dachshundsr4me~~

Age: 15 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: May 11th, 2010

Adopted: 10 years, 3 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: January 23rd, 2016

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Statistics

Level: 52
Strength: 85
Defense: 70
Speed: 20
Health: 47
HP: 47/47
Intelligence: 111
Books Read: 111
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Head of Adoptions

The correct way to eat a cupcake is to remove the bottom layer and place it upside down on the frosting, thus creating a nice, mouth-friendly sandwich.

I have been a natural baker since I was very small. My favorite things to bake are cupcakes. To peel off the colorful paper from a moist cake piled high with icing is one of the greatest joys on earth. If you can imagine a flavor, I can bake it into a cupcake. ~CuP-CaKe

Diary of a Cupcake Master

Jan 1st~
This day started out no different from any other. I had an order for 100 cupcakes, red velvet with cream cheese frosting for Princess Elderberry of Pluto. She was throwing a New Year's Party. You would think her being an alien life form would have told me something. Well, it didn't. I got all my precious cupcakes made and ready to go. The icing swirled perfectly, like little clouds of fluff on top of the luscious moist cakes.

So I got in my little red wagon and started off for planet Pluto. You'd think that would be a short trip. Or at least the Princess said it would be! Well, it took me days—especially since my little red wagon was not designed for space travel. I had to attach rockets to the underside.

The princess, she went off on a tirade. She said that the party was days before! She refused to pay for my beautiful little cupcakes, then zapped me on the ass with her scepter and sent me shooting through the milky way on my little red wagon. When I finally got home the cupcakes were ruined. I’m a mess too. I have a burn on my bum and icing all over my face.

That princess is obviously crazy. It is now January 8th and I've not slept in days. So I’m getting in the shower and going straight to bed. This has been the longest New Year’s Day I have ever had.

Jan 10th~
I slept in for two days following that mess of a party. Well, today I woke up ready to tackle my next order. This one is for 200 lemon meringue cupcakes. These are a lovely chiffon lemon cake with a heaping tablespoon of lemon curd on top, then egg white meringue on top of that. As a finishing touch, you brown the tops of the meringues with a blowtorch. They are a little time consuming to make but they turn out wonderful.

This order is for a Subeta office party. Keith is celebrating Subeta being 12 years old. He has asked me to make these cupcakes for all his workers. It took me a few hours to get it all done, but the party is tomorrow. You don't want to make these too far ahead of time because the lemon curd can make the cake mushy if you let it sit too long. So I got them all done and loaded up my little red wagon. I’m heading to bed now—tomorrow is a busy day and will start very early!

Jan 11th~
I woke up bright and early and got ready to go to deliver the cupcakes for the office party. This is a huge day in Subeta. I had a lot of pressure on me to do well! I got there on time. Traffic was not that bad considering it was early morning. But then I looked back at my pretty little cupcakes and what do you think I saw? A Zasaba had crawled into my wagon and walked all over my beautiful cupcakes! Why Keith allowed Zasabas into Subeta I will never know. Bugs and more bugs. We have become a buggy place. I’m just going to pretend that these little footprints are a decorative idea I had to celebrate the Zasaba being a new species in Subeta. No one seemed to notice other than me. I, of course, did not eat any of the buggy cupcakes. I hope there are no lingering effects from any Zasaba germs!

Jan 12th~
I woke up bright and early and was ready for the day when I got a call. It was from Keith—he said that a lot of workers have broken out into this weird rash. He wanted to know what was in the cupcakes I made for the party. I can't tell him that the Zasaba was tasting and walking all over them. So I told him the normal ingredients: flour, sugar, butter, vanilla, lemon peel, lemon extract, eggs, and so on. I said that maybe they should go get checked out at the Subeta ER. I hope nothing worse than a rash happens. I sure would hate all Subetans to get all buggy eyed or even change into bugs. Can that even happen?

Anyway, today I have an order for a birthday party for a good friend, Sitar. She ordered my Mississippi Mudd cupcakes. They’re yummy, that is for sure. They’re a delicious double chocolate cupcake with toasted marshmallow frosting and drizzled chocolate icing, then chopped pecans sprinkled on top. The order was for 48 which is a cinch for me. I got them all made, loaded up my little red wagon and took them over to Sitar's home.

It's an ABC party. I thought that meant lots of alcohol, or maybe learning to read. Nope, it stands for 'Anything But Clothes'. I felt pretty out of place, seeing as I was the only properly dressed one there. I dropped off the cupcakes and left in a flash due to all the guests that weren’t wearing a stitch of clothing. Oh, some were wearing boxes, some trash bags, and a few were even wearing gift bows, but there were many that were just naked as the day they were born! Maybe they can take some of my cupcakes and cover up with them? That girl really knows how to throw a party. I needed to get home soon anyway because tomorrow is a huge day. As I was leaving in my little red wagon, I looked in my rear view mirror (which admittedly is just a hand mirror taped to the handle of the wagon) and I saw guests hanging from the chandeliers in all their naked glory. Wow!

Jan 13~
I woke up bright and early to get started on my order for the Torrey I have been crushing on, Travis. He comes in once a week for a cupcake, and he always tells me I have made his week. I’m pretty sure he’s flirting with me. The party is for his parents’ anniversary, but he said he would like me to stay. I think this is gonna be my very first date with him. I’m kind of nervous, especially as accident prone as I seem to have been lately. Of course, none of the last few orders were any fault of mine.

He ordered my Boston creme cupcakes, 200 of them. They are a lovely vanilla cake filled with custard and topped with a rich chocolate buttercream frosting. I had them made and ready to go by 2 o'clock. I put on a slinky sexy dress—not too sexy, of course, since the party is for his parents—and packed all of the cupcakes in my little red wagon. I’ve always been picked up at my place for dates, but since this was a business date I got myself there.

I arrived and spotted Travis. I waved, and just then I then saw him kissing some other Torrey who I don't know. Apparently I got my signals crossed thinking this was a date while he was thinking we’re just friends. At least the cupcakes went over well. His parents were super surprised and happy. I still feel like crawling under a rock, though. I was so excited that I told all my friends I had a date with Travis. I’m starting to wonder if all his flirting at the shop was just a ploy to get my cupcakes at day old prices. Well, next time I see him he pays full price!

February 13th~
I took a few days break from my Diary seeing as how terrible I felt the last month. Today being the day before Valentine's day, I have a huge order for my Elvis Presley cupcakes. They are banana with peanut butter buttercream frosting and my German Chocolate cupcakes. They are your typical german chocolate. It's an order for 100 of each. So that being said I must start these today to have them ready for Valentine's Day. It's a huge party given by the Wizard for his favorite Subetatarians. I sure hope Travis isn't going to be there. I have not seen him since the day of his parent's party. The wizard has asked that I stay for the party which is a huge honor. Of course, you cannot turn him down. That would be like saying no to a king.

I am so excited I even got a new dress. It is a tad tight but it is so sexy and glamorous I am sure it will be worth feeling like you have been poured into it. I sure am hoping Keith and all his crew are over that rash. I would hate to go to this party and see a bunch of rash covered people because of me and not saying that the Zasaba got into the cupcakes for the party.

Well, it takes me most of the day but I get them all done and packed into my lil red wagon. The wizard has offered that I can store them in his study till tomorrow which will hopefully keep them more protected than they were for Keith's party. I take them over and so far so good. The great Wizard is happy so I am happy as well. Now to just go home and rest up for tomorrow. I am so excited.

Feb 14th~
Well, the day is here the day I get to go to my biggest party yet. I am so excited I couldn't sleep last night. Let's hope that does not affect me from setting up the cupcakes. I decide to go get my fur done with a bow in my fur. It is so hard being a Torrey. You have autobeen hair. Autobeen stands for Autobeen on a dogs ass. Most times it looks as if you are just waking up. If Travis is invited he can see me and kiss my rusty ass. This dress is so tight that everyone might see my rusty ass.

I get there and set up all the cupcakes. They look so pretty. I swear I think this is the best cupcakes I have ever made. But, I say that about all my pretty cupcakes. Everything though is going off without a hitch. People start arriving and yeah Travis was invited with his chickie from his parent's party. It's whatever, I won't let this ruin my night. Maybe my luck is changing. I have not had one incidence at all tonight. Well right about then I must have spoken too soon. I dropped a fork and bent over to pick it up and that darn dress if it didn't have a mind to rip. And rip it did. You could see my all awears all the way down to my skivvies. Thank god for the Wizard with a wave of his wand my dress was repaired and it was prettier than the day I bought it. I stayed and enjoyed the rest of the evening and the Wizard invited me over tomorrow for dinner. I must make some of my good luck cupcakes and bring them. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, no rash on anyone or buggy looking eyes. I got off with that mess up without too many knowing.

Feb 15th~
Dinner with the Wizard, that is today. I get up and make my good luck cupcakes. They are really just carrot cake cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. I am calling them good luck cupcakes because it was good luck last night the Wizard was there to fix my dress. I had heard the Wizard has a thing for carrot cake. So now I am going to name all carrot cake cupcakes, Good luck cupcakes. I do not use raisins in my carrot cake, though. Raisins and grapes do not harm humans but they will harm animals. So since Subetatarians are Human and Animals I tend to not use anything that can be toxic to an animal. They can cause kidney failure in animals. No telling who else the Wizard has invited. I only make a batch of 24 figuring I will leave the leftovers with the Wizard for him to enjoy through the week. I can't imagine there will be 24 guests for dinner so I think I am fine.

I get to the Wizards and Hocus is there still fricasseed. The wizard is leaving him that way to teach him a lesson. Kind of makes it hard for him to eat with his wings that way. The Wizard has another of his assistants help feed Hocus. I see Sagittarius over in the corner, he looks so handsome and distinguished. The oracle is there as well. I feel so special to be around so many guests that are people I have admired ever since I was a young kit. The cupcakes went over well and the dinner was amazing. The conversations of their adventures were astounding. To think I was all part of this fascinating night. I hope my talks about my little cupcakes were not a bore. Everyone seemed so interested. The oracle even asking for recipes. She gave me her email for me to email them to her. I told her I would be happy to. This will for sure go in my diary as one of the best nights of my life.

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