Harlon has a minion!

ugh the 14 Legged Pill Bug


The Graveyard Clawsion
Owner: Patience

Age: 8 years, 4 months, 1 week

Born: June 2nd, 2011

Adopted: 8 years, 4 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: June 2nd, 2011


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 11
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Pet Treasure

IOU Slip

Poorly Thought Out Apology Note

Random Drinking Game Rules

Butterfly Bandages

Skull Vodka Bottle

Police Cuffs


Bold Bluebells

Ibuprofen Travel Pack

Cue Chalk

Plas-Tek Giant Morostide Meat Cleaver

Loose Screws

Romero Post Mortem Razor Blade

Oily Rag

Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete

Sneak Thief Pick Set

Black Broken Bottle

Twilight Vandal Spray Paint

Delish Decked Out Playing Cards

Greaser Switchblade

Flat Glass Breaking Pliers


Tailoring Scissors

Hustler Money Clip

Dry Gin

Survivors Bloodstained Jeans

Survivors Angle Head Flashlight

Grimdark Gentleman Straight Razor

Endure and Survive Backpack

Grease Burger

Coiled Rope

Muddy Laces

Black And Silver Gas Mask

Discarded Rusty Forceps

Broken Bead Chain

Baseball Bat

Rally Cocktail


Sausage Pizza

Crumpled Cigarette Butt


Hot Sauce Packets

Onion Rings

Curly Fries

Cockroach Killer

Chili Cheese Hot Dog

Mass Extinction

Devastation and Destruction

Sooty Brick

Rusted Crescent Wrench


Burnt Match

Tandoori Chicken Naan Wrap

Bloody Hatchet

Hammer and Nails

Survivors Crowbar

Bag of Blood

Romero Post Mortem Replacement Tooth

Blood Soaked Cotton Bud


Plain Red Shirt

Pet Friends