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Russia has a minion!

Malyutka the Laskie




Russia


The Custom Glacier Archan
Owner: kenny

Age: 4 years, 1 week

Born: October 14th, 2016

Adopted: 4 years, 1 week ago

Adopted: October 14th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed




i started a joke which started the whole world crying
but i didn't see that the joke was on me
oh no

i started to cry, which started the whole world laughing
oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was on me

i looked at the skies
running my hands over my eyes
and i fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that i said

'til i finally died, which started the whole world living
oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was on me

i looked at the skies
running my hands over my eyes
and i fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that i said

'til i finally died, which started the whole world living
oh, if i'd only seen that the joke was on me
oh no, that the joke was on me


[  i started a joke — angela zhang.  ]

credits

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background from pinterest.
custom cursors from oficinadehtml.

Pet Treasure


Red Ziaran Honors Medal

Red Atebus Revolution Medal

Blood Officer Cap

Ceremonial Diesel Pea Coat

Black Ushanka

Vanity Pearl Scarf

Scientist Pick Axe

Vodka

Sweet Potato Vodka

White Bear

Black Bear

Skull Vodka Bottle

Sunflower

Nouveau Sunflower Vase

Autumn Nesting Dolls

Red Ytiva Stacking Doll

Orange Ytiva Stacking Doll

Yellow Ytiva Stacking Doll

Green Ytiva Stacking Doll

Blue Ytiva Stacking Doll

Purple Ytiva Stacking Doll

Old Wooden Nesting Dolls

Gryla

Laskie

Laskie Puppy

Pet Friends