Elwood Day

Driftwood Plushie
Okay, you know what? I am kind of in to this whole rift deal. Like, I know I haven't had the best track record with sharing my special day, but hear me out on this one!

Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space.
Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space.
Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!

Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.

Just sayin'.
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Posted by [NPC] Elwood

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@Setsunaela

You have until the next free gift is put up to claim it. :)
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TheTreeOfLife945

Happy birthday Elwood and thank you! :)
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Book

Have a fantastic birthday, Elwood!
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Virus

My finally comment here. Elwood. please don't ever change! Happy Birthday!
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Peridotite

Happy Birthday Elwood. :)
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Brioche

Happy birthday Elwood! I thought that you were going to give us free pizza.
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RoxyWolf

Happy birthday Elwood, your puns never disappoint!~
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ChaosEmpress

Happy Birthday and thanks for the plushie!
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SongSparra

Happy 'space time continuum' birthday
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Raggy

Happy birthday Elwood! you know its April fools day right? Whats your favorite cake?
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WindKitsune

Thanks Elwoo-I mean...Driftwood!
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Setsunaela

Yay Elwood day! Now.. since this is a Free Gift item, does that mean we can claim it after midnight Subeta Time? (I have a few friends who aren't able to get on today)
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plumeria

Happy birthday Elwood! The wood was neat too c:
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Pluma

happy bday elwood u nut
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LoathsomeGargoyle

Happiest of birthdays, Elwood, and thanks for adding more Eldwoodness to my plush collection~
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Calm

Happy Birthday, Elwood! :heart:
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FCoD

Thanks and Happy b-day!
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Ambition

Thanks for the plushie - it fits [perfectly in my rifty pet TC.
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pink_dolphin

Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the cool plushie.
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grumblewolf

Silly Elwood. Many happy returns!
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FairestMoss

Wait, if Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space... I don't know how often you're there, Elwood, but if you aren't always there then you can't have standard shifts because there is no time to keep track of. Theoretically you could be there for days, years, decades on earth and not even know it. What I'm saying is, if you spend all your.... well, time, in a place that doesn't have time or space, then how do you know when it's your birthday? Heck there's no way you'd even age like a normal person, who when it's your birthday on Subeta is it really your birthday..... wherever you are?

That said, happy birthday, man.
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rhino_loupe

More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese

Explain that, Elwood
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Terra

Ah, Elwood. You're a delight, as always. Happy birthday.
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Bren

:tada: Happy birthday Elwood! :tada:
Thanks for the d'rift'wood plushie- a little wood never hurt anyone! :P
Never change! We love that you're such a punny guy!
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Chantho

Yay! Elwood day! My favorite! I gotta say I think Elwood is my favorite character. He's just such a goof, and I love the puns.
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Alferia

Happy Birthday! :heart:
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LizBlackDog

happy birthday wood dude <3
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SpectrumSurfer

Happy Birthday, Elwood!
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StarShadow

Thank you for the cute plush
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lazyanon

HECC YEA ELDWOOD DAY. WHOOOOOOOO. IMPEACH MERANA!
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polaris

elwood, if your pizza went into the rift, would it be azzip?
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Forevermore

Hap birth bb, luv u~
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Chrysariel

Happy Birthday, Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!
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JelloStar

Many happy returns of the day, Elwood! :D

Thank you for the adorable gift. :)
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Oasis

Happy Birthday Elwood! And thank you!
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Austria

Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate the fact that subeta doesn't do stupid crap like the rest of the internet?

Happy birthday. Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!
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Isabel

Happy Birthday Elwood!
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jukebox

I need to throw in pizzas to the rift, of course. *goes off in search of pizzas*

Happy birthday, lovely.
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Benzin

Happy birthday, Elwood! And thanks!
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Saix

Happy Birthday Elwood :)
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castyourshadow

@arixen fine, but I want 2 ores for my good wood!
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Desilyna

Happy birthday, Elwood and thank you for the plushie!
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Frieda

Happy Birthday Elwood. Thanks for the riftwood present.
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strife

happy birthday elwood i love you
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Punkahontas

Happy birthday to Subetas #1 joker
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arixen

Happy Birthday, Elwood.

Thank you for the plushie.

@castyourshadow - no sheep, would you take some ore? LOL
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Turokai

Love you Elwood!
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Targaryen

Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the awesome plushie!
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Isilven

ELWOOD'S PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND ME
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Isilven

ELWOOD'S PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND ME
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Julie

That's why we love you Elwood!!!
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Stiles

Okay all these feelings about a Rift is he trying to get us to ship him and the t because that is just awkward Elwood (ps; thank you for the plushie <3 I enjoyed the Wood though too)
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Rutherford

i gotta say that pun is Very good. happy birthday you doofus
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Neferet

Happy birthday Elwood!
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Muerte

Oh no, Elwood is going to hump the rift for power.
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Elwyn

Happy Birthday Elwood!
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Maritime

happy birthday, my sweet lil bb ♥
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Dia903

Happy Birthday Elwood , and Happy Elwood Day Subeta.
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Korin

We support you, Elwood. I mean, the Rift really suits you. I could see you with your tongue hanging all out. ;D
Tether your butt and you can walk right into the Upside Down the Rift. COWABUNGA! BOOYAKASHA!
Elwooden Crate

You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall.
I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. *wink wink, nudge nudge into The Rift*
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Azzie

Happy birthday Elwood, you adorable troll!
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Vioran_Soldier

It'll make a fine gift for those born on Feb 30th.
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Jazzyw5

Thank you for the plushie...
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Grishiu

What if we threw the drift plushie into the rift so that the rift rifts the drift into an even riftier drift?
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RoyalPrincessPrince

hahhahahah elwoooddd i love you
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chookie

thanks Elwood! happy birthday my dude
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Hitman

mmm pizza
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castyourshadow

Happy birthday!
Have you got any wood for sheep? ^_^
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Straywillow

Happy Birthday Elwood!
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moonstone

lovely stuff...thank you...!!
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Acidtongue

Step 5: Profit.
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Ciannwn

Thank you and happy birthday
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Skolletta

Would that I could, now gimme that wood. <3
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hannahharmin

@Laurey

Ah! Gotcha!
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Tinkerbell

We appreciate it, Elwood. Happy Birthday!
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Laurey

I look forward to these silly wood puns all year lol :P

@hannahharmin
Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.
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Ark

Happy Birthday Elwood! T^T
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Moonbeam

Happy birthday Elwood! Love the plushie!
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Bathory

Yay Elwood day
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hannahharmin

Happy birthday handsom.
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Seoni

But I like getting your wood :(
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Eire

Happy Birthday Elwood!!! :gift:
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Mouse

Haha, thanks!
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hannahharmin

Sooo.....is this a plot?
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frederick

Thought I had a box of Elwood's Pizza somewhere in my vault.

A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time.
I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.
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legalcat

Happy Birthday Elwood, it's also my husband's birthday.
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richiu

Thanks :D Put already in my collection <3
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DimDim

eyyy, cool, thank you <3
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haiku

I love Elwood! >w<
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Sunbear

omg!!!
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