Elwood Day
Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space.
Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space.
Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!
Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.
Just sayin'.
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[NPC] Elwood
Setsunaela
Yay Elwood day! Now.. since this is a Free Gift item, does that mean we can claim it after midnight Subeta Time? (I have a few friends who aren't able to get on today)
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LoathsomeGargoyle
Happiest of birthdays, Elwood, and thanks for adding more Eldwoodness to my plush collection~
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stars_water
Wait, if Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space... I don't know how often you're there, Elwood, but if you aren't always there then you can't have standard shifts because there is no time to keep track of. Theoretically you could be there for days, years, decades on earth and not even know it. What I'm saying is, if you spend all your.... well, time, in a place that doesn't have time or space, then how do you know when it's your birthday? Heck there's no way you'd even age like a normal person, who when it's your birthday on Subeta is it really your birthday..... wherever you are?
That said, happy birthday, man.
That said, happy birthday, man.
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rhino_loupe
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Explain that, Elwood
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Explain that, Elwood
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Bren
:tada: Happy birthday Elwood! :tada:
Thanks for the d'rift'wood plushie- a little wood never hurt anyone! :P
Never change! We love that you're such a punny guy!
Thanks for the d'rift'wood plushie- a little wood never hurt anyone! :P
Never change! We love that you're such a punny guy!
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Chantho
Yay! Elwood day! My favorite! I gotta say I think Elwood is my favorite character. He's just such a goof, and I love the puns.
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Austria
Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate the fact that subeta doesn't do stupid crap like the rest of the internet?
Happy birthday. Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!
Happy birthday. Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!
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jukebox
I need to throw in pizzas to the rift, of course. *goes off in search of pizzas*
Happy birthday, lovely.
Happy birthday, lovely.
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arixen
Happy Birthday, Elwood.
Thank you for the plushie.
@castyourshadow - no sheep, would you take some ore? LOL
Thank you for the plushie.
@castyourshadow - no sheep, would you take some ore? LOL
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Stiles
Okay all these feelings about a Rift is he trying to get us to ship him and the t because that is just awkward Elwood (ps; thank you for the plushie <3 I enjoyed the Wood though too)
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Muerte
Korin
We support you, Elwood. I mean, the Rift really suits you. I could see you with your tongue hanging all out. ;D
Tether your butt and you can walk right intothe Upside Down the Rift. COWABUNGA! BOOYAKASHA!
You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall.
I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. *wink wink, nudge nudgeinto The Rift*
Tether your butt and you can walk right into
You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall.
I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. *wink wink, nudge nudge
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Grishiu
What if we threw the drift plushie into the rift so that the rift rifts the drift into an even riftier drift?
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Laurey
I look forward to these silly wood puns all year lol :P
@hannahharmin
Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.
@hannahharmin
Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.
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frederick
Thought I had a box of Elwood's Pizza somewhere in my vault.
A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time.
I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.
A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time.
I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.
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