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I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.
We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.
Posted by 
[NPC] Titania McGee
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Come On Bite Me If Yo Dare...
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Ugh, simply minding my own, and now im infected >.< Now I tell you, what justice is this!
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??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!
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??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!
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Naughty
No panic here, I have found my HAPPY place!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Rex_974
I didn't /bite/ anyone, at least that I can remember. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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BubblyBear13
i just got the event that said I'm getting sick <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Perchance, might there be a new pet color on the horizon?
-still ok so far-
-still ok so far-
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GameCubeGirl
...refreshed so much i didnt even see but O_O:
Oh No!
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus. Below is a view of what you look like at the moment..
WOOOO!!! XD *cough* x_x
Oh No!
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus. Below is a view of what you look like at the moment..
WOOOO!!! XD *cough* x_x
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X_starlight_neko_X
this is the coolest event XD
I don't want to take any cure i want to see what happen except the little hearts that some people have i want those but other then that no.(I don't trust that doctor O_O nobody does XD)
I don't want to take any cure i want to see what happen except the little hearts that some people have i want those but other then that no.(I don't trust that doctor O_O nobody does XD)
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Katlamos
Why is it so hard to get infected!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> /angst
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Cj
Lets see....*loads up BFG* Got the BFG, got the tight attire...got the chocolate supply...im ready *ka-chink!**aim*
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This hurts, man...-scratches face- :c
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Tonne
I just got the Love Leopard last night and I'm finally at stage 2! I hope i turn into some lovesick zombie xD
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lol neither do i! X3
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yuck, and your body! X3
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sorry halleton, can't help you there, just don't bite me or any of us other innocent people! X3
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Halleton
The rash on my chest has gotten a bit out of hand...
Oh lord, my lung is falling out--
Help
Oh lord, my lung is falling out--
Help
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TERRORYAKI
Any achievements that come along with the heart cutty disease? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Miraa
I want to be healthy <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Thanks for all the Newspapers, Itzybitzy really needs this knowledge about the Love Epidemic! ^.^
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haha! i'm glad im not the only peron who thinks that! X3
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SillyCat81
Yes Dr Lockheart IS smexy! I cant argue that...hes just so mesmerizing that I forgot to read the small print! lol
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*looks at chest* Atleast now I know why there's this huge cut on my chest?! O.O;
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didn't you read the small print? it doesn't really work too well. X3 that dr needs a dr! XD though he is hot. <3 yeah, im smitten!
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SillyCat81
I dont wanna be bitten anymore <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> lol I want my pretty Dr Lockheart Amoricide syringe and my pretty pink/purple face back! How comes my medicine wore off but I still gots mah disease?!
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lol why would you lot want it? just for the acheivement? i don't think it's worth it! X3
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Merry
Keith... staff... I LOVE YOU GUYS.
Valentine's Day turned into a zombie epidemic? Best fuckin' holiday EVER. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I'm so dang excited to see what happens. I hope I'll be able to get internet on V-day.
*gnaws on arm*
Valentine's Day turned into a zombie epidemic? Best fuckin' holiday EVER. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I'm so dang excited to see what happens. I hope I'll be able to get internet on V-day.
*gnaws on arm*
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oh lord! nobody bite me! i'm a gentle soul! i bruise easily! O.o'
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<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> why cant i get infected
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Katlamos
Bite me? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Legend_of_Twilight
Man, Subeta, I freaking love you know.
This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!
This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!
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Still stage one. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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crashingnightingales
I would call House but I still have yet to be infected!
*Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies*
*Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies*
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I BET IT'S A VALENTINES DISEASE AMIRITE?! The "cure" potions make it so obvious xD It's probably something to do with getting a lover or whatnot.
I still like the disease idea. =]]
I still like the disease idea. =]]
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Mecha-Neko
Well, I guess 'Bite Me' is not a good insult for people now... Can't wait for further symptoms!
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PiranhaPettingZoo
Man. Celebrating v-day with zombielike diseases is THE BEST IDEA EVER. None of that mooshy crap, only nastiness. ilu, subeta <3
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MMMMMMMMMM.. I could really do with a Jill Sandwich right about now!! -Bites random peoples-
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Meagan_Madness
biting eh? Hmmmm, that I like <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Jeez, why can't I get it? xD
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Kel
LOL My disease is finally running! *_*
I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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no bites yet..... I think I'm immune XD
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Huh... Great. I look like a got buried! Well I suppose I better drag out the weapons...
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-bites random pedestrian-
>D SPREAD!
>D SPREAD!
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Sanna
I am loving these special editions. Boooooooks... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Tonne
haha yeah xD House will find a cure...if he isn't already a Love Zombie himself >>
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> this is fun
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> this is fun
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SpectrumToilet
Ian Asmodeus is awesome! Call him, call him! I must go get sick!
Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=
Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=
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SkeletonKey_305
How about Ian Asmodeus? Or Euclid? Because when the job's too tough for a sane doctor...
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Book
...*twitches* Still no infection. It's official, I'm immune.
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...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? *crickets chirp* Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! *sniffles*
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...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? *crickets chirp* Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! *sniffles*
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Megan_799
Lol I'm pretty sure most people assumed it would be a zombie thing <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> but grats i guess?
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Marrow
I would just like to say... I so called this. In the comments of the last newspaper release.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I\'m wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I\'m now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. \'Tis not a pretty sight.</blockquote>
-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I\'m wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I\'m now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. \'Tis not a pretty sight.</blockquote>
-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-
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Psychedelia
Why hasn't Titania interviewed Doctor Lockheart ?
waitaminute ... Titania, your blouse isn't buttoned right ... and your hair ...
OH NAUGHTY DOCTOR <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
That's one way to get an interview.
waitaminute ... Titania, your blouse isn't buttoned right ... and your hair ...
OH NAUGHTY DOCTOR <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
That's one way to get an interview.
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Zombies?! Bring them to the Battle Colliseum and they will perish for the last time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Stormwolf3x
Love Zombies? Hmm.... *gets out assortment of swords, guns and other items of destruction* Well, well, bring it on.
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SpoonyBard
Where the heck is my gunblade...
*looks at everyone*
Oh well, I guess my bloody hatchet has to do the work~
*looks at everyone*
Oh well, I guess my bloody hatchet has to do the work~
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Woo!! -Grabs knife, pistol, a short sexy outfit and a bunch full of colourful herbs-
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*Walks out into the street* TCH! I don't care! I'm not scared of any stupid zombies! BRING IT ON!!!*Starts getting attacked* OH GOD I WAS WRONG! I AM AFRAID! GET OFFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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GoNikonata
MWAHAHAHA! Awesome! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> *bites people around*
Seriously, zombie-like-creepy-event? And just before all that valentines craziness? Love you people :3
Seriously, zombie-like-creepy-event? And just before all that valentines craziness? Love you people :3
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Tropicandy
Oh No!
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus.
Yet I see nothing. I must be that chick that you always think will make it then dies stupidly in the last 20 minutes.
I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus.
Yet I see nothing. I must be that chick that you always think will make it then dies stupidly in the last 20 minutes.
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Dhuman
By hiding in a caged enviroment, carrying a large gun, and looking awesome (Bad looking people always make it though the zombie films), I'm sure to get through this healthy, and maybe frag a few of you infected people =D
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Oh wait... I didn't click the Free Gift center again and the special newspaper appeared in my inventory o.0
It didn't before... Bah ._____.
It didn't before... Bah ._____.
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Must we delete the extras? ;o
Oh well~
-Removing the extra sP in process-
Oh well~
-Removing the extra sP in process-
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I bet the next thing that's gonna happen to us is that we all get pregnant. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> UNDEAD NINJA BABIES~
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I'm really infected O.o I'm seriously covered in the stuff. Hey, anyone else notice that it says to keep your kids home from school today and it's Sunday?
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NOM NOM NOM. Eck, tastes like pork.
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SOMEBODY BITE MY HEATHLYNESS!!!! I'M STILL NOT SICK AND I WANT THE ACHIEVEMENT THAT GOES WITH BEING A LOVE ZOMBIE!!! D8
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CamiCam
goofy, haha. you madfe me laugh so hard.
i'm wondering is he infected too?
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i'm so curious how it'll turn out.
i'm wondering is he infected too?
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i'm so curious how it'll turn out.
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Danielle
House will definitely know what to do. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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PlooshieQueen
Most interesting.This is the closest thing to plottiness that I have seen since joining Subeta. Other than the really short time between some of the free gifts, it has been fun. Luckily for me I have a little extra sp to go buy the ones I missed. All these cool symptoms make me want to run out in the street and see what happens if you get bit. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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omg Oo
are we gonna turn into zombies??
cause i'm alredy a vampire =3
are we gonna turn into zombies??
cause i'm alredy a vampire =3
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Chekov
It could be a LOVE bug going around <333
Or it's possible there are love zombies .-.
-bites some random person looking at this page-
Or it's possible there are love zombies .-.
-bites some random person looking at this page-
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Omg these news become more and more weird nevermind they're are still great xD *Running around and screaming histerically "Don't let them get my babies..No don't let them bite me, no!.."*
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MEAT
Does this mean Wesker will be here.... or Leon. But honestly I can't wait to see how all the stages of these diseases progress and what they'll turn our HAs into <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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MEAT
Oi, bro was right, this is turning out to be kinda like zombies... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Bastit
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">this is getting kinda wierd... </blockquote>
Agree.
And I like it... =ñ_ñ=
Agree.
And I like it... =ñ_ñ=
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Cora
My book hoarding and my vault are sure loving all these newspaper! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Alzirr
*shoves her pets into her virtual Subetan house*
Better stay in, babies O.o
I suppose most of them would bite back, though... XD
Better stay in, babies O.o
I suppose most of them would bite back, though... XD
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CamiCam
omg, I'm scared. i'll better stay at my invisible subeta home <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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TheseHeights
I hope, after all this, they release the symptoms/etc of the sicknesses as tattoos or something. I really like some of them.
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moonstone
extra sPs have been deleted...thanks for the paper... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Phoenvix
I bought an item from the main shops and eleted it, didnt think abut the vuchers. Is anyone else getting flashbacks of both The Stand and 28 Days Later? We have zombies and goverment official coverups CONSPIRACY!
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Quirina
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">And those who don\'t know what to do with the extra sP from before, I\'d suggest turning it into an sP voucher and deleting it. </blockquote>
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> done!
I really love these newspapers!
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> done!
I really love these newspapers!
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thoughtful
Love zombies just make *sense*. Love drives you mad and makes you a mindless automaton. Who bites.
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Poet
You guys are awesome with these newspapers. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Viking
@Aurorae:
Yes, already did it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I thought the same. Better be safe and delete the extra sP. ^-^
Yes, already did it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I thought the same. Better be safe and delete the extra sP. ^-^
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pepperoenchen
Thanks a lot <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I just change the 100 sp at the sP Voucher Exchange and delet it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Seoni
Hmmm... I was wondering why my neighbor felt a bit bitey today. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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John
And those who don't know what to do with the extra sP from before, I'd suggest turning it into an sP voucher and deleting it.
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Trubble
Thank you for fixing it, I got it now <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Nibbles on nearest neighbour
Nibbles on nearest neighbour
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Viking
Thank you, Aurorae! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Tanelorn
whee thankies! i got it now! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Quirina
You recieve:
Subeta Tribune Special Issue IV
and 100 sP
It works now ^^ though what to do with the 100 sP I got the first time?
Subeta Tribune Special Issue IV
and 100 sP
It works now ^^ though what to do with the 100 sP I got the first time?
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Viking
Haha. Do I get my special newspaper now? xD *wants to click the link, but doesn't know if it works now* <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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