Benji has a minion!

Benedict the Fried Egg Blub


The Sun Blob
Owner: Skull

Age: 8 years, 11 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 12th, 2012

Adopted: 1 year, 2 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: September 29th, 2020


  • Level: 126
  • Strength: 233
  • Defense: 167
  • Speed: 165
  • Health: 166
  • HP: 166/166
  • Intelligence: 557
  • Books Read: 547
  • Food Eaten: 593
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist

The Cracked Egg

Born from the love of the farm fresh eggs his family received from his neighbor while growing up. When Benji moved out and bought his own home, he got some chickens to have his own egg supply. Maybe he had picked up too many chickens; his fridge was overflowing with eggs. Benji experimented with the other dairy and ingredients he had, and began coming up with some tasty dishes. Every main dish on the menu is egg-based.

About Benji

Benji stepped through the doors of The Cracked Egg as the clock started clucking. 6 AM. He preferred to arrive fifteen minutes before opening, to start the coffee, but his alarm clock had died during the night. No customers yet; wouldn't be for a few minutes. Picking up a stray napkin from the ground, he strolled into the kitchen.

"Wow, Ben, late today?" his co-worker, River, teased; nudging him with their elbow. "I had to make the coffee all by myself." Benji chuckled. "Hey, technically I'm still on time, but my alarm clock wasn't!" he shot back. He glanced over at the booths. Dalten already had his nose in the menu, narrowing down when he'd eat today. Their most loyal customer, practically kept the restaurant running, Benji joked sometimes.

The Cracked Egg Team

River was actually the one to suggest I open a restaurant. I roped them in to working with me. Couldn't run this place without them. Their partner runs a farm stand, and they supply our fresh fruits and veggies.
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Pet Treasure

Carton of Brown Eggs

Carton of White Eggs

Farm Direct Eggs

Fresh Mallarchy Eggs

Raw Duck Eggs

Hard Boiled Eggs

Cackle Fruit and Spud Cakes

Pickled Deviled Eggs

Scotch Egg

Eggs Over Easy

Fried Eggs

Poached Eggs

Scrambled Eggs

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Cinnamon Roll Pancakes

Eggnog Pancakes


Belgian Delight Waffle

Blueberry Topped Waffle

Buttery Waffle

Strawberry Topped Waffle

Whipped Cream Waffle

Pumpkin Waffle

Breakfast Crepe

Chocolate Crepe

Strawberry Crepe

Pumpkin Omelet


Local Bacon Quiche

Local Mushroom and Asparagus Quiche

Local Sausage and Cheddar Quiche

Local Spinach Quiche

Local Tomato and Goat Cheese Quiche

Spinach Egg Pie

Egg Tart

Buttermilk Biscuit

Egg Muffin Sandwich

Egg in a Basket


Fried Egg on Whole Grain Toast

Poached Egg Avocado Toast

All Day Breakfast Sandwich

Pumpkin Frittatas

Egg Pretzel

Cobb Salad

Fried Rice




Salmagundi Stew




Local Bulk Breakfast Sausage

Sausage Links

Sausage Pile

Homemade Blackberry Jam

Homemade Raspberry Jam

Homemade Strawberry Jam

Homemade Orange Marmalade

Maple Syrup

Hazelnut Butter

Honey Butter

Veta Lake Compound Butter

Hot Sauce Packets

Honey Packets

Ketchup Packets

Mayonnaise Packets

Cream Coffee Pot

Coffee with Whipped Cream

Milky Coffee

Fresh Orange Juice

Bloody Mary

Box of Specialty Tea

BBQ Chefs Apron

Plastic Cutlery

Pet Friends

Oh, get back to work.

#1 customer, right here! Has tried everything on the menu.