Lurch has a minion!

Slurch the Hexling

Legacy Name: Lurch

The Common Experiment #76166
Owner: curbdirt

Age: 7 years, 6 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 2nd, 2013

Adopted: 7 years, 6 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: December 2nd, 2013


  • Level: 37
  • Strength: 92
  • Defense: 93
  • Speed: 91
  • Health: 92
  • HP: 92/92
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Pet Treasure

Set of Loaded Dice

Sweet Potato Vodka

Crock Roll

I Love Sloths Poster

Box of Baby Sloth Plushies


Rations Pack

Lucky Golden Hikei

Root Rocket Beer

Spaltag Pilsner

Breakneck Brew

Gut Champagne Beer

Honey Bumpkin

Blacklight Octopus Ale

Cockroach Killer

Timely Stout

More Than Light Beer

Feuer-Chili Beer


Home Brew Kit

Sea Monk

Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide

Watered-Down Drink

Deep Fried Margarita

Low-Quality Beer Box

Brewski Brand Brewski

Ale Flavored Beer

Beer Flavored Ale


Beer Flavored Beer

Soda Jerk Old Fashioned Six Pack

Esther Homebrew Vesnali Ale

Tsushiin Sake Lager

Doppelganger Bock

Jolly Jollin

Merana Mixture

Boot of Beer

Free Beer

Beer Goggles

Drunk Bee

Antique Globe Drinks Cabinet

Fancy Alcohol

Whiskey Decanter Set

Six Pack of IPA

Six Pack of Pumpkin Beer

Six Pack of Amber Ale

Six Pack of Pilsner

Six Pack of Stout

Six Pack of Hard Cider

Epicon Lunchbox

Dealing with Hangovers

Getting Drunk With Style

Stocks Drinking Game Rules

Slots Drinking Game Rules

Scratch Card Drinking Game Rules

Random Drinking Game Rules

Pumpkin Patch Drinking Game Rules

Ikumoradeekanox Drinking Game Rules

Leviathan Harpooning Drinking Game Rules

Fishing Drinking Game Rules

Dark Matter Dice Drinking Game Rules

Bones Drinking Game Rules

Wizard Quest Drinking Game Rules

Art of Mazes and Mahars

Players Pamphlet

Game Master Compendium

Voynich Manuscript

Adversary Almanac

Card Game Rules Pamphlet

Game Master Screen

Pirate Merchants RPG Book

Conflict Everlasting RPG Book

Dim Conspiracy RPG Book

Lucky Die

Four-Sided Dice

Bluffing Dice

10 Sided Mazes and Mahars Die

D10 of Destiny

Black Ten-sided Dice

Pink Ten-sided Dice

Ivory Ten-sided Dice

Blue Ten-sided Dice

Green Ten-sided Dice

Onyx Twenty-sided Die

Ruby Twenty-sided Die

Gold Twenty-sided Die

Blue Topaz Twenty-sided Die

Emerald Twenty-sided Die

Amazon Miniature

Cow Miniature

Detective Miniature

Djinn Miniature

Dwarf Miniature

Mummy Miniature

Necromancer Miniature

Paladin Miniature

Rogue Miniature

Seer Miniature

Sniper Miniature

Sultan Miniature

Waitress Miniature

Warlock Miniature

Witch Miniature

Wizard Miniature

Zombie Miniature

Spectrum Booster Pack

Dark Matter Booster Pack

Angelic Booster Pack

Chibi Booster Pack

Twilight Booster Pack

Dusk Booster Pack

Sun Booster Pack

Bloodred Booster Pack

Lilac Booster Pack

Dawn Booster Pack

Field Booster Pack

Arid Booster Pack

Clouds Deck Box

Wild Deck Box

Water Deck Box

Spectrum Deck Box

Night Sky Deck Box

Mahar Deck Box

Enigma Deck Box

Dark Matter Deck Box

Flame Deck Box

Pet Friends