Kinky has a minion!

Meatloaf the Moof


The Glade Zentu
Owner: Jesus

Age: 6 years, 7 months, 5 days

Born: December 4th, 2013

Adopted: 4 years, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: June 19th, 2016


  • Level: 23
  • Strength: 55
  • Defense: 9
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 8
  • HP: 10/8
  • Intelligence: 71
  • Books Read: 69
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Pruner

Devin is the founder and only permanent member of a glam/psychedelic rock band, and was known for his... strange sounding voice and how high of a pitch it can reach. The band gets its start when Devin becomes rich by stupid sheer luck; fortunately for him, he loves spending money on things he shouldn't, and half the band's members are bought. Not paid to be there. Bought.

Devin was born and raised on a "farm" owned by his parents that, oddly enough, had no real animals or crops on it; it was just called "the farm" by everybody and nobody questioned why. He had a very simple life--minimal electronics, home located on the outskirts of a hick town in middle of the wooded mountains--alongside his 6 brothers. Devin could only assume he'd have more if his father didn't mysteriously disappear when he was a teenager, shortly after his youngest brother was born. As much as he liked his father, maybe it was for the better, since he got along with none of his family anyway.
After plenty of good, honest hard work, Devin decided it was time to pack up and walk the fuck down an entire mountain the hard way and start his own life at 19. It all goes sour once he gets the hang of the modern world, wins the fucking lottery, and buys himself the easiest, most entitled life he can imagine.

by Lucifer


Pet Treasure

Treasure of Jewelwing Dragonflies

Jewelwing Dragonfly

Jewelwing Dragonfly Plushie

Growable Zentu Beanbag

Black Lace Boxer Briefs

Arctic Frost Black and Gold New Years Cake Wedge

Black Electric Guitar

Black Hair Dye

Short Bed

Deja Vogue Black Floral Hair Spray

Black Mini Nail Polish

Black Cheek Star Temporary Tattoo

Vintage Star Spiral Tattoo

Cool Tin Rocketship

Hajiro Koi

Grand Piano

Spider Insectoid Goggles

Dark Octentacle

Little Black Horns

Black Mercilessly Shredded Jeans

Chipper Manthong

Dark Plastic Toe Talon Set

Black Webwork Sportcoat

Black Tie

Obsidian Demontail

Licorice Laces

Stinging Crop

Raucaus Dog Figure

Stinging Paddle

Rowdy Night Broken Clasp

Stinging Bull Ring

Rowdy Night Modesty Tape

Rowdy Night Bit

Rowdy Night Cuff

Raucous Blindfold

Rift-Flecked Partycrasher Jacket

Rift-flecked Partycrasher Corset

Obsidian Petit Demon Horns

Dark Plastic Talon Set

Charcoal Half-Blindfold

Twist Lip Piercing

Chipper Leather Pants

Black Bandit Bandana

Flashback Wild One Piercing

RoQ Candy 2Scare Boot Belts

Blackberry Rose Icing Cake

Black Lace Illumis Applique

Simple Black Leather Collar

Black Loose Sequin Pants

Flashback Wild One Mesh Shirt

Charcoal Tentacle Ribbons

Onyx Pirate Earloops


Gunmetal Absurd Novelty Chain

Glittering Gray Glam Rock Pirate Pants

Magical Duct Tape

Silver Tentacle Ravished Boots

Chef Fillet Knife

Silver Absurd Novelty Chain

Silver Pirate Eyebrowloops

Silver Pirate Earloops

RoQ Candy 2Scare Studs

Silver Pirate Noseloop

Tongue Piercing Jewelry

Monochromatic Handcuffs

Diamond Tragus Stud

Silver Loose Sequin Pants

Police Cuffs

Flashback Wild One Rings

Dapper Silver Tabby Cat Figurine

Bekko Koi

White Leopard Print Scarf

Boy Band Tattoo

Quote Trunks

White New Year Bash Shirt

Flashback Wild One Skull Tattoo

Music Sheet

Franky Forehead Staples

Shiny Spoon

Plain White Button-Down

Bright White Low Rise Jeans

Flashback Wild One Necklaces

Bootlegger Silk Tie

Enchanting Dust

Tanchu Koi


Scratch Card Drinking Game Rules

Ice Cream Parlor Whipped Mallow Puffs

White Utility Band

Vanilla Slippy Gel

Sculpted Jewelry Stand


White Grand Piano

Slice of Wedding Cake

White Abandoned Yarn

Dingy Flat-folded Bandana

Cinnamon Slippy Gel

Stained Napkin

Pearly Partycrasher Corset

Arid Box of Tissues

Marshmallow Artisanal Honey

White Leather Ankle Boots

White Electric Guitar

Strawberry Slippy Gel

Fairy Dust

Pink Body Glitter

Pink Lotus

Lovely Ranunculus

Giant Lotus

Dragonfly Photo

Koi Fish Carved Watermelon

Rose Colored Succulent Sticker

The Importance of Communication

Pink Nocturnal Water Lily

Orchid Mantis Cheesecake

Cherrium Blossodid

Pink Grasshopper

New Year Guide Fish of Success

Orchid Mantis

White Nocturnal Water Lily

Creation Gold Pants

Golden Glory Scratchcard

Gold Rose Trinket

Lightshow Sulfurous Powder

Chagoi Koi

Mold Poison Shroomy

Yellow Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Ki Goi Koi

Golden Hikei Print Leggings

Gold Loose Sequin Pants

Lightshow Pistil Earrings

New Year Guide Fish of Happiness

Banana Trifle

Ivory Tentacle Ribbons

Tentacle Fruit

Siren Mandarin Intense Makeup

Lemon Shot Shot

Gold Side-Button Boots

Buttercream Rose Vanilla Cake

Mori Bandage

King Trumpet Mushroom

Sweet Mini Custard

Deadcadent Bone Cupcake

New Year Guide Fish of Love

Expired Get Mugged Gift Card

Banana Cream Pieshake

Star Trailer

Coffee Slippy Gel

Coconut Oil

Ogon Koi

Coconut Candy Rocks

Halfling Heavy Golden Ring

Flashback Wild One Cigarette

Bone Cream Creme Puff

Sticky Bandage

Golden Beetle Collar Clip


Simple Gold Wedding Band

Orange Body Glitter

Pumpkin Gummy Mushroom

Sun Torrent Elixir

Autumn Night Candles

Warm Ranunculus

Triangular Spider

Light Tin Rocketship

Tan Booty Beanbag

Target Sticker

Framed Dragonfly Specimen

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Rowdy Night Bulge

Raucous Muzzle

Layer Card: Neck

Darling Koi

Pale Octentacle

Blind Flesher

Romantic Postcard

Pink Undead Lace Edge Shirt


Raw Pork Tenderloin

Replica Dragonfly

Dragon Scale Cake

Iridescent Orange Jewel Beetle



Orange Goldfish Kite

Devils Flower Mantis

Yellow Spiny Spider

Tinkerers Short Length of Chain

Gold Flake Cake Slice

Vanilla Cake Cocktail

Hangmans Noose

Death Poison Shroomy

Coiled Rope

Brown Belt

Sougara Wasteland Cowboy Leather Belts

Sougara Wasteland Cowboy Leather Armbands

Coconut Beanbag

Brown Tentacle Ribbons

Circus Partycrasher Corset

Wicked Stick Mask

Red Tentacle Ribbons

Pink Tentacle Ravished Boots

Succulent Variety

Rose Succulent

Severed Hydrus Tentacle

Black Rose Canvas Sneakers

Black Sleeve Floral Jacket

Bloodred Hunting Knife

Cherry Shot Shot

Showa Koi


Orange Koi Fish Ornament

Red Electric Guitar

Hi Utsuri Koi

Horns and Roses Band Jacket

Morostide Ruffie Plushie

Harvested Congealed Blood

Red Lotus

Pomegranate Rose Icing Cake

Pink Acoustic Guitar

Red Lace Torrent Applique

Decay Poison Shroomy

Kohaku Koi

Magical Love Duct Tape

Demi Dazzling Dust

Pink Mini Nail Polish

Lotus Petal

X Sticker

Severed Pink Tentacle

X Sticker

Darkside Dreamer

Succulent Garden

Centropolis Essence

Purple Succulent

Grape Shot Shot

Purple Body Glitter

Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe

New Year Guide Fish of Imagination

Flowering Ice Cream

Blue Lotus

Common Torrent Elixir

Blue Dragonfly

Slate Half-Blindfold

Giselle Kinkylove Blindfold

Nurse Bertha


Oceanic Partycrasher Corset

Blue Tentacle Ribbons

Decorative Elephant Teapot

Berry Shot Shot

Blue Body Glitter


Snow Fairy Eye Makeup

Acid Wash Low Rise Jeans

Severed Blue Tentacle

Ocean Cologne

Sweet Poison Shroomy

Green Body Glitter

Mint Nocturnal Water Lily

Peka-Choo Tissue

Peka-Boo VIP Lanyard

Imported Abalone Clasp

Sweet Mint Slippy Gel

Staying Friendly After a Breakup


Fading Summer Memories Jacket

Iridescent Nature Journal

Rich Mint Ice Cream Cake

Iridescent Beetle Pin

Spring Acoustic Guitar

New Year Guide Fish of Wealth

Broken Record Player

Bog Bean Tangle

Glowspore Partycrasher Corset

Rot Poison Shroomy

Dragonfly Insectoid Goggles

Green Dragonfly

Lucky Cricket Cage

Field Zentu Beanbag

Bright Green Grasshopper

Green Jumping Spider

Praying Mantis

Hard Slice Kiwi Fruit Candy

Eddie Bell Sophistikiwi Shirt

Mystical Mushroom

Severed Green Tentacle

Apple Shot Shot

Peridot Tragus Stud

Hustler Money Clip

Make-It-Rain Wallet

Stack of Cash Plushie

Revitalizing Envious Hexbloom

Chipper Waist Band

Fish Fungus Pet

Wild Thing Snakeskin Shoes

Vanilla Glazed Gingercake

Silver Hookah

Junko Energized Asymmetrical Jacket

EPICon 2013 Lanyard

Sanke Koi

Shusui Koi

Pet Friends



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how dare

sorry son i almost didnt see you there

what are you doing in my house