Information

Bullion has a minion!

the Genie

Bullion

The

Golden Blob
Owner:

Protected

Age: 11 years, 4 months, 3 days

Born: November 14th, 2014

Adopted: 3 years, 8 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: July 7th, 2022

Pet Spotlight Winner
August 8th, 2022

Statistics

Level: 100
Strength: 95
Defense: 110
Speed: 50
Health: 15
HP: 15/15
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

CREDITS

profile template (c)

helix (get it)
background credit: hearthstonetopdecks.com
story credit:

Protected
random event coding:

Frenchi

Finally!

An appropriately aged, ornate looking lamp!

-rub, rub, rub-

P O O F !

Random Event
	You've encountered a Genie! Better have your three wishes ready.

As the magic smoke starts to dissipate, you prepare a breath to meet your Wish Granter and speak your wishes and grant your heart's desire and fulfill the dreams you've been searching after for so, so, so, so, so, so long--

"WAIT!"

Oh.

"Wait, wait, wait wait wait. Wait."

The genie stretches to his full height and continues, exacerbated,

"The first one is always cash, gems, collectibles, diamonds, bitcoin, gold---boring. So!"
He cracks his neck from side to side and points to The Biggest Pile of Gold You've Ever Seen in Your Life behind him,
"Now I've got my homie, Bullion, over here. Just, poof, one day, epiphany and then, snap, crackle, pop, Au Infinitum: Everlasting, Living Gold."

The Gold makes a noise like...burbling? But also...pride? Somehow?

The genie puffs his chest out, waiting for applause or accolades or something of a similar nature.
And you know what, you're happy to do so, because that is super cool.

"Alright, take as much as you want, seriously, have at it, and then," he claps his hands and rubs them together in anticipation, "let's get down to business and do some REAL wishing!"

With an excited little hop, you scuttle on over to Bullion. You were definitely going to use one of your wishes to set you up financially, but you found such a generous genie, how unbelievably lucky!

As you get closer, coins, bars and trinkets made of gold start to multiply before your eyes almost as quickly as the ideas in your head, pondering what to do with your three wishes...

:sparkles: