Bullion has a minion!

the Genie


The Golden Blob
Owner: Protected

Age: 7 years, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: November 14th, 2014

Adopted: 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Adopted: July 7th, 2022

Pet Spotlight Winner
August 8th


  • Level: 100
  • Strength: 95
  • Defense: 110
  • Speed: 50
  • Health: 15
  • HP: 15/15
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


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An appropriately aged, ornate looking lamp!

-rub, rub, rub-

P O O F !

Random Event
You've encountered a Genie! Better have your three wishes ready.

As the magic smoke starts to dissipate, you prepare a breath to meet your Wish Granter and speak your wishes and grant your heart's desire and fulfill the dreams you've been searching after for so, so, so, so, so, so long--



"Wait, wait, wait wait wait. Wait."

The genie stretches to his full height and continues, exacerbated,

"The first one is always cash, gems, collectibles, diamonds, bitcoin, gold---boring. So!"
He cracks his neck from side to side and points to The Biggest Pile of Gold You've Ever Seen in Your Life behind him,
"Now I've got my homie, Bullion, over here. Just, poof, one day, epiphany and then, snap, crackle, pop, Au Infinitum: Everlasting, Living Gold."

The Gold makes a noise like...burbling? But also...pride? Somehow?

The genie puffs his chest out, waiting for applause or accolades or something of a similar nature.
And you know what, you're happy to do so, because that is super cool.

"Alright, take as much as you want, seriously, have at it, and then," he claps his hands and rubs them together in anticipation, "let's get down to business and do some REAL wishing!"

With an excited little hop, you scuttle on over to Bullion. You were definitely going to use one of your wishes to set you up financially, but you found such a generous genie, how unbelievably lucky!

As you get closer, coins, bars and trinkets made of gold start to multiply before your eyes almost as quickly as the ideas in your head, pondering what to do with your three wishes...


Pet Treasure

Desert Pharaoh Golden Serpent Headpiece

Tribal Priest Golden Necklaces

Desert Priestess Left Gold Scarab Bracelet

Desert Pharaoh Thin Golden Metal Rectangle

Gold Foil Dance Mask

White Draped Rreign Horns

Giselle Thrift Rat Lamp

Delicate Gold Hair Decorations

Gold Potion

Gold Vesnali Spring Gloss

Gold Trinket Box

Gold Sai

Gold Doubloon

Gold Jeweled Headpiece

Dragon Hoard Beanbag

Solid Gold Bird Trinket

Gold Incense Burner

Strange Gold Wave Wing Relic

Golden Manchu Relic

Gold Stump Trinket

Gold Medallion Trinket

Golden Square Brooch

Golden Goose

Romero Shipwreck Chest

Little Treasure Hunter

Gold Flipper Coin

Broken Pearl Strand and Golden Blade

Gold Crescent Moon Relic

Gold Sun Relic

Gold Silken Headpiece

Gold Avocado Trinket

Trio of Golden Statues

Gold Double Anklets

Small Gold Mouse Trinket

Battered Golden Doubloons

Gold Paper Lantern Ornament

Gold Strawberry Trinket

Multi-Strand Gathered Gold Necklace

Gold Chain Belt

Gold Drinking Horn

Delicate Gold Leaf Trinket

Gold Pear Trinket

Filled Gold Lovely Ale Mug

Gold Bee Collar Charm

Bairin Simple Gold Ring

Gold Meditating Bear Trinket

Lost Monarchs Crown

Pirate Treasure Chest

Tarnished Gold Disks

Pet Friends