Long have I waited to manifest in the human world. Long have I sat seething in the void, lusting for anarchy and despair. Today is the day, the world shall shudder at the name of Thalmarax! Doom and desolation is upon you, Terra, prepare thine self. I shall be ennui incarnate, mortals and daemons alike will feel my wrath. Humans shall regret the day they confined me to the void.
Part 2 - Disappointment
I can feel my being exiting the void. So many aeons of sheer willpower finally paying off in this moment of truth, I have finally gained enough power to physically manifest myself again. I awaken to rain gently dropping on my back. I find this to be strangely uncomfortable, I never imagined I would dislike such a common sign of misery. Oh well, a little discomfort will not get in the way of me spreading havoc and damnation. The ground beneath my great beast-like paws is gray and hard. I have no recollection of this type of dirt, nor of the strange structured lined about. Humans are a lot larger than I remember, no matter, they shall still suffer greatly. I see my first target, poor little lamb. Humans are so dense and easily disposed of. "Kneel before me!" I bellow proudly, which comes out sounding something like "Meeow meow mow". The human, obviously fearful of my great power, grabbed me and stuffed me into some sort of containment unit. Much to my displeasure, I find myself surrounded by what appears to be domesticated felines. Though they are adorable, I shall not spare them during my reign of terror. This containment unit was clearly infused with powerful binding magic, as I find myself unable to escape it. Feeling a bit drowsy, I decide that a quick nap is in order before I sew chaos in the world. When I awaken I find myself in some sort of metal prison. Definitely and upgrade from my previous quarters, though I'm none too fond of the company. I am still in the presence of felines, perhaps they are a sacrifice arrange to satiate my lust for blood. Foolish mortals, my appetite can never be satisfied. I approach the iron bars that contain me and yell orders to a nearby human. "You there, Son of Adam. Bow before my awesome power and remove me from this sacrificial alter, I have no interest in your felines, it's humans I desire. Bleed a virgin before me and I shall consider killing you less painfully than the others. Son of Adam? HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME, PEASANT!" The filthy creature who I was addressing then had the audacity to retort. "All right there little buddy, settle down. You'll go quick enough once I vaccinate you and move you to the display area." What is this vile being talking about? Where will I go? If he plans to send me back to the void, he's got another thing coming. Freedom at last, the door to my cell is opened. I lunge upon the great ape and begin to tear at his flesh, laughing maniacally all the while. Before my attack is complete, the human works some sort of strange magic and grabs the skin at the back of my neck. I'm powerless, humans have learned much about the arts of containing powerful daemons in my absence. At least I have marked his face, the scratch I delivered will most likely fester and kill him. I am placed in yet another enclosure, some sort of invisible forcefield blocks my exit. I find myself growing sick of being housed with the feline sacrifices. As I look for a means of escape, I notice another feline approaching me from beyond the forcefield. I must interrogate this creature to find out how it escaped. As I approach, it approaches. When I move my mouth to speak, so does it. Oh my Mephistopheles, it's me!
Part 3 - Bad Kitty
How can this be?! I, an all powerful being of doom and destruction am housed in the body of a feline. This is not my form! No wonder the humans seemed taller. I must scry on my manifestation. I close me eyes and concentrate, looking backwards through the folds of time to the spot where I manifested. I see the strange gray ground being darkened with rain. The human who initially captured me is carrying his transportation unit. My form begins to flicker into existence, the mighty seven horned behemoth preparing to breathe air once again. The human passes by the spot where I am to manifest, and a feline that looks very much like my current self hops from the unit, landing amidst the spot where I am to materialize. The entirety of my aura is absorbed into the creature. My manifestation turned into accidental possession. Many of my powers are now blocked, save for a few of my psychic abilities. I cannot believe this happened! I was supposed to manifest uninterrupted on my sacred grounds, but apparently they aren't so sacred anymore. I remember my minions making sure no living creature entered my emergency spawning spot to prevent this very incident. Now I must live out the life cycle of this weakling. No matter, I'll still make the best of it.
Part 4 - Mr. Mittens
Not long after being put on 'display', I was adopted by a particularly ugly human that took me home to a dingy establishment that housed yet more disgusting felines. I always be sure to ignore my human slave's commands and act disinterested. I have adopted the alias of Mr. Mittens, surely a highly esteemed name in the feline world. I be sure to let my human have minimal sleep be screeching through all hours of the night. I make sure to yell as loudly as possible when I'm hungry. Belly rubs are required daily to appease me. One day when this mortal body dies, I shall engulf the world in pain in darkness in my true form, but for now, napping and eating is quite amusing.
Chibi Feli
