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Ophyn AyinTorthal
Legacy Name: Ophyn


The Common Experiment #84
Owner: Nomi_Barei

Age: 6 years, 3 weeks, 3 days

Born: April 2nd, 2018

Adopted: 6 years, 3 weeks, 3 days ago

Adopted: April 2nd, 2018

Statistics


  • Level: 106
     
  • Strength: 192
     
  • Defense: 193
     
  • Speed: 191
     
  • Health: 191
     
  • HP: 191/191
     
  • Intelligence: 348
     
  • Books Read: 326
  • Food Eaten: 182
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist


"A refugee from the six planet civil war in the Eonwe galaxy and hailing originally from The Hollow World of Shodi, I implore of you all to give a most excellent welcome committee to our next guest- Ophyn Ayyn'torthal!"

Thunderous applause, whoops, electric discharges of multicoloured twinklings and excited botanical scent excretions filled the arena. 36 thousand beings had purchased tickets to be here tonight and several galaxies more watched on quantum real time viewers, feeds and sensor arrays.

"Ms Ayyn'torthal, our Ophyn, is from from a system so alien to us and our known universe and is as you all by now know, an elemental matter converter. Her species of quite literally god like beings, created some of galaxies we ourselves viewing this wonderous event tonight, evolved in."

The applause, in all its forms washed over the stage again and filled the feeds. It hadn't actually died down while the presenter spoke but as the sound board diffused its wave frequency, so it didn't exactly matter. The audience could whoop and holler, scent glad and twinkle to their circulatory pumps content, if they had one and so desired, without affecting the clarity of the broadcast bots voice for themselves or anyone on a recieving feed. Not that it really mattered, everyone and their mum knew what was going to be said. They just wanted to see it happen.

"Tonight, at her request, the Ophyn Ayyn'torthal is sharing with us her ability as an offer of protection, in return for sanctuary. As the first member of her species to make it out of her galaxy, she had no idea how many intelligent, complex and wonderous biospheres and life forms had evolved in the vast spacescapes she and her people had built. And just as easily as our galaxies were formed, they can and will eventually be destroyed. The destruction of our worlds will not be a malicious event, no more than us washing our hands is a malicious act against the microbes and bacteria that grow on them. With Ophyn's help here tonight, WE CAN SAVE OUR KNOWN UNIVERSE!"

The applause rose to a deafening crescendo, even people in their homes, lightyears away, clapped. The presenter bowed deeply to Ophyn and left the stage and as he did, with no editing from the soundboard, a hush fell upon the stadium and rippled out away from the asteroid the stadium was located on in a Doppler affect across time and space.

Ophyn Ayyn'torthal was not a creature capable of vocal speech in her current physical form. She was however very capable of matter creation and as the announcer had left the stage, atom by atom he dissolved and rejoined her form. It wasn't arrogance to give the people what they wanted to hear, she justified. People like that, it's familiar and familiar is good when faced with the very real concept of reality as you know it ceasing to exist.

Entering the spotlight at the centre of the stage on four, silent, inky paws, her large canid form looked uneventfully plain compared to the introduction she'd given herself, but she could feel the captive audience and the weight of expectation. She wished she could be the impression of the wrestling presenter again and lighten the mood with some dramatic enunciations. Instead, she opened her sphere of mind out beyond the confines of her form, finding and forming molecules into clusters and chains of happy, peaceful and loved up chemicals to relax her audience. This was the last time she was going to do this and as it was for their own good , she justified, there was no reason that it couldnt fel nice.

As her mind's tendrils reached beyond the edges of the stadium she upped her speed exponentially and reached the black hole at the centre of the nearest galaxy in an anti-matter of seconds.

Aha. Nestled deep amongst the denseness of condensed realities in the very black hole, she had found what she was looking for. She was going to have a baby. Right here, right now. She held back a strained laugh at the various god metaphors and comparisons already being speculated upon by beings in her perifory.

Back on the stage her six white sensors atop her head clouded to purple and every single being viewing her that was capable of taste, had a sudden, strangely somehow all encompassing sensation of a mouthful of blackberry jam. For those without mouths, this notion would haunt them for years to come.

Ophyn's mind angled like a lever, moving an infinite weight of possibility against the entangled entropy of the universe to bring forth the one thing which could save these endlesss starchildren she'd grown so fond of, from accidental deletion. She strained against the pressure of reality, every atom of her existence fightimg to diffuse into not-ophyn as she wrangled the ether and forced a new thing to exist.

POP

As her grasp on the neurochemical tranquility of the audience released, they awoke into peals of relieved celebration. Reality was still here, the weird jam taste was gone and something new was on the stage with the Ophyn Ayyn'torthal.

Her form on the stage collapsed gently into a pile of leathery, muscular limbs and her occular array reverted back to the silvery white of peacetime. She had found it. Her children, her worlds, it was all going to be safe now.

The thing was floating cheerfully next to her as the optimistically pre-reccorded presenter stalked across the stage towards them.

"Wow. Wasn't that just something?! I know I don't know what I just saw but I know for sure I'll be telling my grandkids about it one day!" The audience laughed amicably, it wasn't a funny line but it released the tension a little. And people were getting tense now. Ophyn was too tired to make them all chilled out again and the reality of the emotional jamming was setting in.

The presenter appeared to do a little nod to the pile of Ophyn on their left,"She's just told me, mind to mind so to speak-" again the audience tittered. "That our emessary of the endless darkness and protector of you, the star seed, shall hence forth be known as Phaser Pew Pew, because her real name is beyond your comprehension."

The presenter turned to the purplish floating mass of Phaser Pew Pew as if they were to say something, and Phaser Pew Pew blew a raspberry.

"Well, that's that then." The presenter announced. "The universe as we know it is safe, we have a literal god on our side and the reality saving weapon is adorable... Thank you all for joining us for this most incredible of events tonight, rest easy and good night!"

Pet Treasure


Regal Extraterrestrial Hat

Winter Star Cream Puff

Understanding the Universe

Endless Blackness of Space Sandwich

TRAPPIST Deep Space Shot

Shot of Darkside

TRAPPIST Other Worldly Martini

Twilight Twinkle Juice

Moon Shimmer Honey

Galaxy Orb

Oval Scrying Mirror

Spiral Eyes Ink Blotch

Evil Spider Leaf Bag

Spider Clock

Meenymeb

Alien Glow Pop

Engineer Orion Plushie

Dark Dust

Wooden Scrying Bowl

Pet Friends


Phaser Pew Pew
Blows raspberry