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Death Whinney the Swagger




Bad Horse
Legacy Name: Bad Horse


The Nightmare Legeica
Owner: VALHALLA

Age: 14 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: April 18th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 11 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: April 18th, 2009 (Legacy)


Pet Spotlight Winner
August 27th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 435
     
  • Strength: 1,094
     
  • Defense: 1,091
     
  • Speed: 1,083
     
  • Health: 1,083
     
  • HP: 795/1,083
     
  • Intelligence: 739
     
  • Books Read: 733
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Web Developer


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CI: Destiny

It isn't surprising that I grew up in a broken stable. The sole memory I have as a foal was my father leaving one sunny afternoon, never to return. Not understanding what had happened, I tried everything imaginable to get him to notice me, including learning to use a typewriter to send letters of my accomplishments at the stable (do you know how hard it is to use a typewriter with hoofs!?) That itself should have brought father galloping back to us, but I never heard from him again.

By my colt years, I began acting out in an effort to get father to notice me. I began throwing riders and even biting any human that came near me. Mother did not know what to do with me, so she sent me away to a boarding stable where the trainers were much more strict and known for their ability to "break any horse". Little did she know that in her effort to save me she sealed my fate as the Thoroughbred of Sin.

The boarding stable was where would I meet my friends Dead Bowie and Fake Thomas Jefferson, both of whom attended the school to which my stable was attached. We would go on rides around Virginia, trotting through the woods discussing the problems with the country and humanity, and how we could make a difference. It was through these rides that we created the Evil League of Evil.

Committed to a life of evil, the three of us galloped away from the boarding school and stable and relocated in Los Angeles, California. After all, we had heard so many things about how fake and deliciously evil the residents were, and we were sure that we could recruit others to our cause. After months of looking, we found Fury Leika and Professor Normal through our Personal Advertisements in the LA Times. Together, we brought down Captain Awesome through the cunning use of insults and Fury's hatred towards men, earning the elite status that makes the Evil League of Evil the most exclusive villain group in the country.



It isn't easy being evil, but anyone can learn! Here are some simple steps that may aid you in your application to the Evil League of Evil:
1. Work on your laugh. Every villain needs to have a good laugh, without one your application will not get far.
2. Become well known in the community for your evil deeds. After all, we need references!


Once your initial application has been accepted and you have heard from the Bad Horse Chorus, commit a deliciously evil crime to prove your worth.

To see the items I am currently seeking to complete my Gallery of Evil below, click here.

Pet Treasure


Evil Flaming Handbag of Pernicious Rage

Satyr Hoof

Steel Typewriter

Horseshoes

Black Horse Tail

Colt

Winsome Rogue Broken Bridle

Death Trot

Nightstare

Murders 101

Smiling Evil

Evil Singing Lessons

Tarnished Knife

Chef Fillet Knife

Chef Carving Knife

Useless Rusty Knife

Curious Red Glare

Maere

Gothique

Ebilness Squirrel

Death Kitty

Death Knight Legeica Figurine

Plain Brown Cowboy Vest

Light Brown Cowboy Boots

Brown Cowboy Boots

Dark Brown Cowboy Boots

Dark Ochre Cowboy Boots

Pet Friends


Dr. Horrible

Fury Leika

Vigrid