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Breathe the Pure Matter


The Angel Endeavor
Owner: Haiku

Age: 9 years, 10 months, 1 week

Born: November 14th, 2009

Adopted: 1 month, 1 week, 6 days ago

Adopted: August 7th, 2019


  • Level: 26
  • Strength: 65
  • Defense: 66
  • Speed: 66
  • Health: 66
  • HP: 57/66
  • Intelligence: 19
  • Books Read: 18
  • Food Eaten: 16
  • Job: Unemployed

"How cruel is the golden rule?
When the lives we lived are only golden-plated;
And I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me,
And though I carry karats for everyone to see..."

Built to perfection, it was finally ready. Probes, encoders, motors, chassis, suspensions, controllers, gears and cogs spread all over the room — it could be merely a bedroom but not for the group of students who had clear in their minds that that place was their laboratory, with a sock here or there or a pile of clothes on a chair by the bed. Their creation was ready to roll and it would sure be a success amongst the ladies, or so thought those lonely guys. And the name, that was easy: vincit omnia saltem (or just V.O.S), their new battlebot for the Robot Wars incoming at college.
They were sure nerds, yeah, but they were cool enough to design a nice appearance to their machine, for they had in mind an avenging angel to crash down enemies and look rad, and also, it was an idea cute enough to drag the ladies around. And again: "or so they thought".
But let me be the one to tell you, that robot they had really did get the attention of a lady.

*writing, check back later*

"And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies
And all the lovers with no time for me
And all of the mothers raised their babies
To stay away from me — and pray they don't grow up to be me..."

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Adopted from Thundercracker;
Story and art by Haiku.
Profile coding: FallenSamurai;
Background image from Videoblocks;
Lyrics: Golden by Fall Out Boy.

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