Hilarious has a minion!

CrackMeUp the Lollerbot


The Darkmatter Clawsion
Owner: Lesleigh

Age: 9 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: November 28th, 2009

Adopted: 9 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: January 23rd, 2010


  • Level: 69
  • Strength: 146
  • Defense: 132
  • Speed: 69
  • Health: 143
  • HP: 143/143
  • Intelligence: 115
  • Books Read: 114
  • Food Eaten: 9
  • Job: Darkmatter Babysitter

Adopted Hilarious from the pound on January 23, 2010. LOVED the name! Adopted as a Sun Archan. 1/23/10: used a cream clawsion elixir, 1/23/1010: Used a dark matter potion. 7/7/10: Ooopps! Blessed Hilarious and now he is Galactic. 7/16: Hydrus for the achievement and then back to Dark Matter as he should be!

Hilarious is my beloved dark comic. He uses his epic wit to cover up his deep pain. He is also a tremendous whistler. The frequent whistling annoys Boscia to no end--a constant source of amusement to Hilarious.

From Hilarious: Nothing funny about that pound, let me tell ya. Could not even get anyone to crack a smile. Too busy crackin' heads in there, they are. I have a sarcastic wit and dark humor; it comes from a place you do not want to see. Lesleigh and I hit it off straight away because she sees even in the darkness. CrackMeUp was my first gift from Lesleigh and we go everywhere together. CrackMeUp looks harmless, but I am here to tell you: Looks deceive, my friends.

Pet Treasure

Wok This Way Sticker

Good Egg

Rawr Blub

Disturbed Flopit Figurine

Clusterflux Zombie Plushie

Happy Spear


Sadistic Shrub


Festively Glowing Holiday Rogue Cow

Birb Blub

Happy Bomb

Elwood-style Anger Management

Steamwork Turnip

Ballsy Sticker

Pickle Mechanic

Carrot Warrior

Chaotic Umbrella of Poking

Nut Cracker

Comedic Muse


Snail Costumed Kitty

Distressed Ice Cream

Wanna Piece of Me Sticker

Impostor Turkey

Mad World

Aviator Snail


Complain Bot

Diabolical Puppy

Mister Snugglekins

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Toothy Mug

Mister Shady Guy

Cork Gun



Wok This Way Sticker

Super Awesome Potato

Ohno! Road Sign

Rocket Helmet

Crying Egg

Captured Pineapple

A Few Loose Screws

Rift Bot

Half Baked Sticker

Girly Flopit Figurine

Experiment 696 Plushie

Scary Devilish Egg

Party Jelly

Disguise Glasses

Kungfu Gingerbread Man

Chili Cheese Hot Dog

Clown Fish

Mister P

Whaddya Fish

Clockwork Bomber

Frolicking Daisy


Rose Nervous Chick Plushie


Disco Blob Doll

Suave Onion

Distraught Flying Saucer

Bite Me Sticky

El Wood

Shake It! Santa Toy

Runaway Dinner

Corn Dog Ninja

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Poop Taffy

Upset Marshmallow


Chicken Wig

Angel Sammich

Pig In A Blanket Plushie


Sociable Fly

Gift Gremlin

Dragon Breath

Tinsel Blob Monster

Cyan Uncomfortably Short Shorts

Mister Giggle-Pants


Summer Fun Old Wizard Action Figure

Mister Top Hat

Pilgrim Flopit Figurine

Failed 2011 New Years Resolutions

Jelly Bean Poopin Reindeer

From Num-Num to Electrician in 508 Easy Steps

Mini Muffin Man

Rivenghe Egg

Attacking Crab

Finger Trap


An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism


Kamikaze Komodo

Generic Minion

Budget TV

Unibrow Disguise

Present Bomb

Grumpy Bendy Banana Toy

Smiley Avocado

Bagged Pufferfish

Purple Possessed Teddy Plushie

Smiley Steak

Wind-Up Squirrel

Picket Sign of Impending Doom

Not A N00b Picket Sign

Happy Rearview Mirror Danglers

Steam Dance Machine

The Truth About Clowns

Punky Fruit



Jaw Fish

Bottled School Girl Shriek

Baby Turkey


Ten Lords-a-Leaping

Amazing Weirdo Goggles

White Muscle Shirt

Earwax Puffs

Googly Glasses

Doughnut Snowman

Chicken on my Head

Funky Pink Clown Nose

Crazy Bird Plushie

Rocket Helmet


Ebil Arid Toaster

Comatose Lizard Minion

Can of Worms

Disgruntled Cup Fish

Bowling Ball and Chain

Pegleg of Slipping


Worm Pull-Along Toy

Luminaire Pickle

Bottled Stinker Acid

DIY Rock Star Kit

Cotton Candy Bomb Launcher

Microwaved Marshmallow Chick


Thirteen Inch Pumpkin TV

Stress Balloon

The Feli Field Guide to Popularity

Vesnali Mortiking Plushie

Senor Drippy

Zombie Kitten

Pie Shield

Pancake Top Hat

Big Book of Jokes

Kungfu Gingerbread Man


Batty Bat

Sausage Pirate


Banana Phone


Dancing Turkey


Trick Ice Cube

Mister Giggle-Pants

Potato Pirate

Whoopee Cushion

Corn Dog


Bucket Hat

Ohno! Road Sign

Diary of a Coconut

Freaking Rock

Very Silly Hat

Silly Calico Kitty Plushie

Sandwich of Questionable Origins


Ninja Flopit Figurine

Shake It! Santa Toy


Joker Staff

Evil Pie Cookie

Military Fish

Rubber Chicken with a Pulley


Kamikaze Worm

Valiant Jelly Bean

Pet Friends






Jessica Rabbit