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Bratface has a minion!

Minion the Mobo

Bratface
Legacy Name: Bratface

The

Galactic Kumos
Owner:

nervous

Age: 9 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 7th, 2014

Adopted: 4 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: November 6th, 2019

Statistics

Level: 42
Strength: 75
Defense: 59
Speed: 50
Health: 51
HP: 51/51
Intelligence: 159
Books Read: 153
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Whats-His-Face the Assistant

Bonjour! Comment ça va?

Yep, I'm learning French. I'm moving to Paris after I become a famous dancer and beauty icon. What's that face? Laugh all you want, then, you'll be sorry when I'm older!
Well, I'm Bratface. Write that down, you'll want to remember my name! I'm in 7th grade now, and I am on the dance team at my school. Not saying I'm the best, but I'm the best. I know my baby sister Catgirl is talented like me too, she's a wonderful ice skater. I love my sister. She's really bad at makeup and steals mine though which is so annoying! I think she just wants to be beautiful like me. I get it.
You talked to Probert? Isn't he funny! What a silly goose, he's so hyper all the time. So excited for every little thing, especially about sports. Oh, God, do not mention sports to Probert. He won't shut up! He clings to Trickshot like glue honestly. Trickshot is a big time athlete, I guess. Baseball and soccer. He's a bit of a bad kid sometimes, but I keep telling him to knock it off with Brawley or he may never get an atheletic scholarship for college!
Rosella is watching us tonight. She irritates me because she acts like she's my mom. She's not my mom. I know my mom is busy, that's why Rosella is here, but she doesn't have to act like that. I'm 13, not 4. Pillbox, Catgirl, and Probert like her just fine, Trickshot doesn't care, so I guess it's just me over here whining about it. I'm being unfair, sure, but also, I don't care that much. Hand me my ballet shoes, will you? I have to get going soon for dance. And remember this conversation, 'kay? You'll want to be able to tell people one day that you talked to The One, The Only, Bratface.
Toodles!