New Items: Poop!

Run, don't walk, to the Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt.




If you're feeling a little empty after, the Food Market has some sustenance to help fill you up!

Also, the Crappy Plushie now looks significantly less crappy!
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Ariel
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I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but come on. I thought we were a little more mature than Neopets over here.


All the different pet sites I go to have items similar to these XD. This is the most creative of them so far that I seen so far.
Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.
Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.



LMAO at all the people getting their knickers in a twist over these items.
Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?
Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?
The sheer seriousness of so many people here is hilarious. Almost better than the items. Almost.

Pshhh, enough animals eat their own and other's poop.
The minion and it's description cracked me up though.
The minion and it's description cracked me up though.

Methinks the folks at The Food Market have been hanging out with the proprietor of The Lost Skeleton . . . my zombie loving pet will enjoy these for sure. xD



ahahahahaha i love this news post omg
i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe
i love you subeta
i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe
i love you subeta



While the art is nice, I've never been a fan of the poop items onsite. I find them kind of dumb.

Ugh, will I ever find a petsite that does have stupid 'poop' themed items? Every time I come across one I just have to shake my head.
Not really disgusted by it or anything, but I have to say my respect for the site died a little bit on seeing this.


Lol at people getting their panties in a bunch over pixel poo.
I think it's hilarious XD
I think it's hilarious XD

Gonna have to get all of the poo-food for my gourmand pet, he tends to really like the gross food.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.


@Wolf_Spirit - I think Allegria was making a potty joke about having urine as a side, hence "pee" and not "pea." But anywho.
The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.
The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.
I love how seriously everyone is taking these.
Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.
Grow a sense of humor.
Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.
Grow a sense of humor.

The petrified turd is meant to be styled after a term I can not say because it includes a cussword. Basically have you even been scared so bad you "pooped" a brick. I'm sorry not everyone enjoys my crappy humor
