New Items: Poop!

Petrified Turd




Run, don't walk, to the Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt.



Poop on the Cob
Poop Pop
Poopy Peanut Butter
Poopy Hors dOeuvre




If you're feeling a little empty after, the Food Market has some sustenance to help fill you up!



Crappy Plushie




Also, the Crappy Plushie now looks significantly less crappy!
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Posted by Ariel

Load this on Kumos site
Boku no Sexual Harassment corn.... OH GOD! THE FLASH BACKS!!!
*these are great!
I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but come on. I thought we were a little more mature than Neopets over here.
ugh so gross tho

( > Insert mandatory "lighten up" comment here)
Well, this is stupid. And there is already a pile-o-poop minion. Do we really need two?
Wow I had to put the chocolate I was eating down.
I am so not hungry no more..lol
All the different pet sites I go to have items similar to these XD. This is the most creative of them so far that I seen so far.
Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.
OH MY SO HARDCORE. MUST HAVE ALL THIS LITERALLY CRAP ON MY GALLERY O_O

:D
Aw, poop. So many people are raising a stink over these. Personally, I think it's a gas.
Lol at the people who actually got upset about these things.
Oh god these are awesome __
This.. I would have never expected.
The petrified turd is kinda cute in a gross way. lmao
LMAO at all the people getting their knickers in a twist over these items.

Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?
haha I love you so much sometimes, Subeta!
The sheer seriousness of so many people here is hilarious. Almost better than the items. Almost.
Entertaining, but none of these are items I need. Thankfully. XD
Pshhh, enough animals eat their own and other's poop.
The minion and it's description cracked me up though.
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Well, shit. If that isn't a crap-ton of excrement.

Posted by Sui
OMG LAUGHING
Methinks the folks at The Food Market have been hanging out with the proprietor of The Lost Skeleton . . . my zombie loving pet will enjoy these for sure. xD
So gross lol
This is so gross. o.e pours eyebleach all over
Eurgh.
What a load of crap! XD
I love you Subeta. This is why this website is the best X'D
ahahahahaha i love this news post omg
i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe
i love you subeta
Aww ... I mean ewwwwww...
Just popping in (no not pooping in) to say hello panty twisters. <3
cute!
Well, shit. If that isn't a crap-ton of excrement.
While the art is nice, I've never been a fan of the poop items onsite. I find them kind of dumb.
Ewww, what a lot of crap
Ugh, will I ever find a petsite that does have stupid 'poop' themed items? Every time I come across one I just have to shake my head.
Not really disgusted by it or anything, but I have to say my respect for the site died a little bit on seeing this.
really
Riu
yeah I thought it was funny but.. ew :x
Lol at people getting their panties in a bunch over pixel poo.

I think it's hilarious XD
Gonna have to get all of the poo-food for my gourmand pet, he tends to really like the gross food.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.
Haha I'm having fun looking at all the 'srs bsnss' reactions.
Oh my god this is hilarious. :heart:
not really a fan of these items, but the art is really nice, so great job! ;w;
Don't you think the pee and poop jokes are more of the kindergarten repertoire?
@Wolf_Spirit - I think Allegria was making a potty joke about having urine as a side, hence "pee" and not "pea." But anywho.

The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.
Wolf_Spirit, I think you missed the pun. Think of the context. :)
I love how seriously everyone is taking these.

Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.

Grow a sense of humor.
The petrified turd is meant to be styled after a term I can not say because it includes a cussword. Basically have you even been scared so bad you "pooped" a brick. I'm sorry not everyone enjoys my crappy humor
I couldn't agree more with Rii.

And it's not "pee in a pod", Allegria, it's PEA.
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Lmao. The reactions to this are priceless.
I find that seioursly gross XS

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