Cash Shop: Suspiciously Chittering Helmet

You put on your clothes in the morning, and you're met with what feels like a weird lump in your shoe. You wiggle your toes and... OUCH, did something just bite you?!

You're going about your day, and it's peacefully quiet. Maybe a little too quiet. You can hear all of nature around you, although also a weird tiny scratching noise. Nature is a little bit closer then you'd like. You have the urge to scratch the inside of your ear, and you hope that something hasn't beaten you to it.

Drifting off to sleep, and everything is just great after a hard day. You can't wait to be visiting dreamland, finally. Except… did something just walk across your arm? No, it's just a hair. It's fine. You go to brush it off, except… that doesn't feel like hair. Unless hair is now a tiny fuzzy lump with MULTIPLE LEGS.

Something tickling your back beneath your shirt. Something fluttering into your face. Something buzzing around your ears. A pinch, a scratch, a creeping feeling that you can't seem to shake and you know they're not crawling all over you but it sure can feel that way sometimes and actually what if they are?! What if they're going to take over your body and consume you until there's nothing left but the outfit you were wearing?! WHAT IF THEY'VE ALREADY BEGUN?

Suspiciously Chittering Helmet
Kain's fear is one he would prefer not to admit to, but over the years things can really reach a breaking point. It seems that the time for that is now as his fear has become corporeal, and you can help Kain defeat the Amalgapede by picking up the Suspiciously Chittering Helmet from the Cash Shop!

Mocking Clock will retire from the Cash Shop when the Black Friday sale ends at 11:59pm on December 4th.
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Posted by SubetaTeam

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
surutyo
Why is everyone afraid of bugs and insects
I love bugs and insects, they are nice <3
And the Amalgapede is super creative, I love it! Tho I still would need to make Andaesteroth stronger to fight it >.<
Blackjack
i'm a Good Person i don't deserve this
BlueRiver
NOPE! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! I don't blame you, Kain! D:
melodiousClockwork
Sweet mother of everything that beanbag is REPULSIVE
Avel
@DevilsRider
I can't remember much from it! Only how the puppets looked (and ew, slimy worm), and that the stories always happened to a "friend of a friend" of theirs. I had to google "blue cockroach and worm show" to find them.
HeadPhonz
you're all monsters
DevilsRider
@Avel oh god I remember watching that as a kid. creeped me out
wyrm
i have a greAT NEED
Avel
This kind of reminds me of a show I remember briefly as a kid.

I Always found the Puppets to be Kind of Gross
I just don't know why Freaky Stories was the one thing to pop into my mind when I saw this.
Canadian TV at ti's finest, right, guys?
Amae
The challenger I don’t find so bad but that beanbag THANKS I HATE IT.
Yarrow
minor amendment:
Shadow
I'm sorry the helmet literally makes me think of..
"Do you have any Goblin contracts?"
Goblin Slayer, feathers look just as tattered as his too, might be a must pick up for me.
~SU
Yarrow
NOPE.
February30th
Without fear, there can be no courage.
Mavron_Brisque


Or maybe... he's a kobold? :O
Cyrion
I actually had the bad urge to clean my whole body with bleach. I can't stand insects at all and the description was too much. I shouldn't have read it but I am too curious to miss any text when I start reading. Just..consider me ded now. Thank.
Johnny_673
Thank you so much for not including spiders
Frankenstein

a select few of these comments tho

aw kain tho poor dear what a thing to be plagued by
Samwise


do we not have enough horrible bug content? does any site have more evil giant bug monsters? maybe all the bugs during events etc are internet karma
CocoaNoir
are we slaying goblins?
demon
if you think the description is bad/graphic....

wait til you fight him

hehe
Puncture
WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT WEARABLE AGHH
HARD NOT TO BUY X2 OF THEM ALLLLL
SYLVAN
I didn't think the loot descriptions could possibly be more horrifying than the initial post, I was wrong.
HADES
This is wonderful. >: ]
OverthinkingPixels
Hard pass on this one. Creepy!
Kestrel
Okay, cool, the next time I have a hard time falling asleep at night, I'll know it's my subconscious telling me that Subeta posted some new nightmare fuel.

Ritter
Not sure if want helm for HA or for Challenger.... picks up helm and douses in bug spray ...
Reykur
despite concept being incredibly cool... NOPE. SO MUCH NOPE.
GhostInaShell
So creepy
Peppermint
I love whoever wrote that vivid description. A Seriously, when you see a huge ant pile in your house and then you feel phantom tingles of tiny imaginary ants crawling under your clothes, your hair, your skin
Freakshow
I actually had a spider crawl across my arm the other night and I thought it was hair. Why would you remind me of this subeta? Now I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight lol thanks a lot!!
Sovereign
that is goddamn horrifying
SongSparra
Why does that guy have his head stuck up that... putting glasses on ... oh OH! Never mind!
Foxtrot
Stats & Loot
Setsunaela
Despite it being bugs, the news post stuff kind of reminds me of the vashta nerada from Dr Who and now I'm doubly creeped out
Levi
thanks! i hate it!
demon
reminds me of the dudes in re6 that have centipedes for faces, A+ art
demon
i spy some monster f-ers :^)
shadowdale
@Amber 'what if gets trapped in there?' Description is a bit off. I may have to buy the helmet just for the description!
Loveless
I had to block the image XD I hate centipedes or anything like centipedes
Muerte
What the HeLL IS THAT THING.
Cordyceps_sapiens
Now that is some A+ creature design!
Wendi
@Skolletta Oh! I thought you meant the zombie movie. It was pretty old school gore and horror. I never even knew there was a tv show with the same name. I'll have to check it out.

Also on-topic, re-reading the post gave me a creepy-crawly feeling on my back! :D Really nice post, and kudos to the artist!
Greg
Suspiciously Chittering Helmet


oh my, that description
Skolletta
@Wendi
Oh, I actually meant the TV show! XD I'm sure the movie is even worse, haha.
Damon
I realize I sound way too babyish, it wasn't the art that got me... it was the vivid news post that did.... D:

Sorry... OTL
Wendi
@Skolletta Just when I had forgotten all about that movie. It's been years since I saw it but I remember it was pretty gross!

I kind of want to watch it now, too.
Lantern
You know what that is? A+ Boyfriend material is what that is.
Skolletta
Hmm, now I want to watch BrainDead again. ^.^ Fun!
Shrimp
That's okay, I didn't need to sleep this month anyway o_o
jensen
Amalgapede challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum! (Beginning Stats)
i was afraid it was going to be some out-of-my-league monstrosity like the last one but (spoilers) it's not.
Damon
Omg no no no I am freaking out right now...... -sobs- This hits way too close to home.... and I have crap vision too ... so... ugh!!
jensen
yikes.jpg

i would say we gotta hide kain but after what we did to get him to fight, he's probably banned us all from his shop... sorry kain, you're still my favorite i promise
Alcremie
Bugs creep me out too! Well, most of them. Ladybugs and butterflies don't...but certain types of ants....centipedes...millipedes.....roaches....things that hiss or bite...*shudder* And of course spiders, but those aren't "bugs".
Lucifer
Amber STAFF
@Bug it you
Terra
Well that thing is positively stomach churning. Kudos to the artist.
Wendi
Jasper
A leftover from Morostide??????
Ark
WHAT IF ALL OF THIS IS A HAZE DREAM IN THE AFTERMATH OF US HAVING ALREADY SUCCUMBED TO THE FLESH CONSUMING SWARM

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