Information

The Ice King has a minion!

Gunter the Penki

The Ice King
Legacy Name: The Ice King

The

Glacier Warador
Owner:

Dotty

Age: 12 years, 4 months, 1 week

Born: December 11th, 2011

Adopted: 8 years, 2 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: February 12th, 2016

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 3
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Hunk of Fresh Mutton
Very Berry Cosmetics
Brilliant Disguise
Sleep Powder
Candy Stripe Kid Uniforms
New and Improved Keyboard

1) Sneak into Wildberry Kingdom wearing brilliant Very Berry Cosmetics sales rep disguise. Remind penguins not to make the bubble gum ruffle belt too tight!
2) Distract Wildberry People in the crowd with chunks of fresh beef. Do not make direct contact with meat since ice masks the smell. Those juice brains will do anything for a rare steak. *tee hee*
3) Display line of "new" Very Berry products designed to give beautiful princesses a rosy glow. (What do I have to do to get a kiss from Wildberry? Doesn't she know that older men have certain...refinements?)
4) Wait for sleep powder in Berry Blush to take affect.
5) Carry Princess Wildberry back to Ice Mountains. Make sure penguins are all masked with candy stripe outfits so they will not look out of place outside my kingdom and draw the attention of that pesky heroic pair, Finn and Jake!
6) Wake Princess Wildberry with glorious drum solo. Place new and improved keyboard well within her reach. I want to hear that funky tune again!

Clothespin
Ice Cage on Wheels
Exploding Ice Crystals
Crystal Dog Dish
Bottle of Mustard

1) Set off exploding ice crystals to frighten hot dog knights. (It's so fun to see them flop around!) Rush Hot Dog Princess while they are down. (Note to self: Remind penguins not to waste poison darts on Hot Dog People. Blasted immunity!)
2) Disguise portable ice cage to look like cozy doghouse. Fill fancy bowl with mustard to keep Hot Dog Princess distracted while I am working on freezing the lock. Those knights will never ketchup once that cage is rolling!
3) Important: Fix clothespin on nose before giving the order for penguins to move out. Hot Dog Princess doesn't smell nearly so lovely in my lands. It will be awfully hard to marry her if I eat her before I can get her home. *giggle*
4) Warn Hot Dog Princess that if she does not cooperate, she will be served to my penguins in seven bean casserole.
5) Find Granny's secret Seven Bean Casserole recipe and show card to Hot Dog Princess so she doesn't think I'm bluffing.

Fancy Letter Paper
Fine-Tipped Quill
Cardboard Cut-Outs
Sand Bags
Voice Creator Box
Tape Recorders
Tennis Shoe Net
Velvet Sitting Cushions
Glass Vials
Samples of Candy Goop

1) Write letter to Princess Bubblegum from the Society of Scientific Supremacy offering a once-in-a-lifetime chance to take part in the Brilliant Scientific Minds Convention. Hint that there is a new formula for giving longer life to Candy People that was discovered on a parallel world by the great Philoneus Peppermints. She won't be able to resist!
2) Have Gunter proofread before putting letter in mail. Those cursed punctuation marks are tricky!
3) Note to self: Rent convention hall on the border of the Ice Kingdom well in advance.
4) Fill hall with cardboard cutouts of a hundred great scientists, backed by special sand bags that will keep them from falling over. Use voice creator box purchased from that creepy octopus wizard to make recordings that sound just like important scientists. Set up tape recorders behind mouths of cutouts. Penguins will operate flexible cardboard arms and legs so Princess Bubblegum doesn't become suspicious before crossing the room.
5) Spring shoe net the moment Princess Bubblegum reaches the target circle at the room's center. Special patterned rubber shoes at edge of net will stick to Bubblegum's soft skin and hold her in place as she is dragged down the long ice chute and to my very best Ice Cage.
6) Before arrival of Princess Bubblegum, make sure Ice Cage is set with plenty of comfy velvet cushions for the Princess to relax on. Also set up a table with glass vials and small amounts of candy goop so that she is able to continue her experiments. I will convince her to marry me! She'll see what a good husband I can be!
7) Note to self: No more than one teaspoon of each goop type. We don't want her cleverness allowing her to build a creature that will aid in her escape before she can fall madly in love with me!
8) Use ice power to triple snow monsters around Ice Castle. Finn and Jake will not prevail this time!