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GoatDad has a minion!

Gamzee the Ebil Clown Doll Plushie

GoatDad
Legacy Name: GoatDad

The

Cream Neela
Owner:

Crobat

Age: 11 years, 2 months, 4 weeks

Born: January 20th, 2013

Adopted: 11 years, 2 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: January 20th, 2013

Statistics

Level: 1,099
Strength: 2,296
Defense: 2,289
Speed: 2,204
Health: 1,837
HP: 1,726/1,837
Intelligence: 2,024
Books Read: 1132
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Director of SAI

Your name is GoatDad, you are a Lusus of gog knows how many sweeps old. You're basically the Custodian of said troll Gamzee Makara, but to be quite honest you REALLY suck at this. For your're mostly out at sea and only return for a few days at a time to visit. Yeah you were never really a good Lusus to begin with. Despite these facts you love the troll you decided to raise even if he basically is by himself for months at a time.

Although you seem to neglect Gamzee, he doesn't take it personally as he's chill with it. Hell he even thinks its a "mIrAcLe" when you come back. There is really one thing you regret not telling him though maybe it's for the better... seeing that he isn't murderous as he is supposed to be without the effects of the slime. The only real advise you ever gave him was to "Never go into the sea."

GoatDad inspect the Hive of your troll!

Well, well this hive seems messy, not that you can do much about it since:a) There is no possible way for you to fit andb) You can't really walk on land can you?

You should tell him to clean it up once in a while, although that horn pile does look quite comfy... these posters do give you the creeps though. Who are you to judge, this is the troll you raised, so his interests are maybe a way of expressing himself. Not that you would know much of his interests as you didn't ask him.

Based on the character GoatDad by Andrew Hussie