Information
Grumpy Cat
Legacy Name: Grumpy Cat
The Darkmatter Feli
Owner: Hamda
Age: 10 years, 11 months, 4 days
Born: April 24th, 2013
Adopted: 10 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: April 24th, 2013
Statistics
- Level: 393
- Strength: 983
- Defense: 983
- Speed: 983
- Health: 982
- HP: 967/982
- Intelligence: 521
- Books Read: 503
- Food Eaten: 40
- Job: Topiary Tender
Hey you! Yes I’m talking to you, the reader! Yeah, yeah I get it. The Meta aspect and breaking the forth wall is so over used in certain movies. I have neither the time nor the patience for you right now so run along and read something else. Things are about to get interesting over here and I’d rather you not mess it up with your presence!
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You’ve got to be kidding me! Still here? Just go already, I mean it!
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I don’t have the time for this! Go now and I promise to eat you last.
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Stupid, nosey, good for nothing *grumble grumble* FINE! Stay then, but I’m making your end an especially painful one!
To business, see that group of adventures over there? Don’t shake your head you dolt! Ofcourse you can’t see them! Now that we know your level of nativity I’ll try to go down to it. As you can see I’m Grumpy, this Dungeon’s core. What do you mean what’s a dungeon core? You seriously scrolled all the way down here looking at the all the art work and still don’t know? SOMEONE WORKED HARD ON THAT YOU IGNORAMUS!!!
Fine, fine Mr. lost cause, I don’t care what your gender is just listen when I’m talking to you! Don’t interrupt me! This is getting too long already! Sometime when a creature dies their soul ends up bound to a crystal or gem in this plane. The reasons for that differ but in my case I simply hated everything and everyone, you’re all just BEYOND annoying. Anyway with time and the right circumstances they affect the area around them to resonate with their particular energy flow. Humans call this area a “dungeon”. By the way in case you haven’t realized yet I’m an Opal. Those tend to collect dark energy which is why mine is a demonic dungeon, also considered the deadliest for obvious reasons.
Now that the exposition part of our tale is over shut up and read on! Some dumbass adventurers just walked in looking for loot and exp! Hehe time to test my latest traps! I haven’t had a human die here in WEEKS! This is going to be so much FUN!
I shifted my consciousness over to the group that just entered.
“I don’t know about this, this is supposed to be a demonic dungeon, anything we get here will most likely be cursed or to be used by someone of an evil alignment only…” The human rogue steps were light and cautious…. everyone's a critic these days, what were you expecting in a demonic dungeon nitwit! The holy grail! We have a theme going on here, get with the program!
“That is precisely why we’re here, such a place is nothing but a breeding ground for evil and unholy creatures, the church won’t stand idly by as this wound in our land continuous to fester.” The pointy eared holier than thou elf proclaimed with his nose stuck in the air, stupid priest. Who are you calling festering!
This earned the priest a few tongue lashes from the heavy set dwarf in their group but I always found them hard to understand, also a bit chewy... There was a Halfling with them too but he kept his mouth shut and ears open, probably the only one in that group with a good head on his shoulders. Let’s see if he’ll get to keep it.
My first two levels was made up of the local wild life that has taken refuge within my walls and some vampiric bats here and there but nothing a low level group can’t handle. I waited until they reached the third floor and once they were far enough in I quietly lowered a wall over the entrance, soon they’ll meet my lovely creations and then they’ll have one of two options. Either surrender to their fate or make it to the first exit portal on the 10th floor, shame I never got to test that thing, a group has yet to reach it. Who knows, maybe it’ll even work, maybe.
I relaxed my mind as hundreds of red eyes followed their prey in the darkness, I sent all my creations one thought and only one thought “Kill”
You still here? Why don’t you join me then, I’m sure your energy is just as wicked. Don’t worry, your death will serve a purpose. Mine.
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You’ve got to be kidding me! Still here? Just go already, I mean it!
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I don’t have the time for this! Go now and I promise to eat you last.
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Stupid, nosey, good for nothing *grumble grumble* FINE! Stay then, but I’m making your end an especially painful one!
To business, see that group of adventures over there? Don’t shake your head you dolt! Ofcourse you can’t see them! Now that we know your level of nativity I’ll try to go down to it. As you can see I’m Grumpy, this Dungeon’s core. What do you mean what’s a dungeon core? You seriously scrolled all the way down here looking at the all the art work and still don’t know? SOMEONE WORKED HARD ON THAT YOU IGNORAMUS!!!
Fine, fine Mr. lost cause, I don’t care what your gender is just listen when I’m talking to you! Don’t interrupt me! This is getting too long already! Sometime when a creature dies their soul ends up bound to a crystal or gem in this plane. The reasons for that differ but in my case I simply hated everything and everyone, you’re all just BEYOND annoying. Anyway with time and the right circumstances they affect the area around them to resonate with their particular energy flow. Humans call this area a “dungeon”. By the way in case you haven’t realized yet I’m an Opal. Those tend to collect dark energy which is why mine is a demonic dungeon, also considered the deadliest for obvious reasons.
Now that the exposition part of our tale is over shut up and read on! Some dumbass adventurers just walked in looking for loot and exp! Hehe time to test my latest traps! I haven’t had a human die here in WEEKS! This is going to be so much FUN!
I shifted my consciousness over to the group that just entered.
“I don’t know about this, this is supposed to be a demonic dungeon, anything we get here will most likely be cursed or to be used by someone of an evil alignment only…” The human rogue steps were light and cautious…. everyone's a critic these days, what were you expecting in a demonic dungeon nitwit! The holy grail! We have a theme going on here, get with the program!
“That is precisely why we’re here, such a place is nothing but a breeding ground for evil and unholy creatures, the church won’t stand idly by as this wound in our land continuous to fester.” The pointy eared holier than thou elf proclaimed with his nose stuck in the air, stupid priest. Who are you calling festering!
This earned the priest a few tongue lashes from the heavy set dwarf in their group but I always found them hard to understand, also a bit chewy... There was a Halfling with them too but he kept his mouth shut and ears open, probably the only one in that group with a good head on his shoulders. Let’s see if he’ll get to keep it.
My first two levels was made up of the local wild life that has taken refuge within my walls and some vampiric bats here and there but nothing a low level group can’t handle. I waited until they reached the third floor and once they were far enough in I quietly lowered a wall over the entrance, soon they’ll meet my lovely creations and then they’ll have one of two options. Either surrender to their fate or make it to the first exit portal on the 10th floor, shame I never got to test that thing, a group has yet to reach it. Who knows, maybe it’ll even work, maybe.
I relaxed my mind as hundreds of red eyes followed their prey in the darkness, I sent all my creations one thought and only one thought “Kill”
You still here? Why don’t you join me then, I’m sure your energy is just as wicked. Don’t worry, your death will serve a purpose. Mine.
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