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Dannika_862 has a minion!

Stupids the Dark Matter




Dannika_862
Legacy Name: Dannika_862


The Darkmatter Bumbus
Owner: Bumbus

Age: 12 years, 7 months, 4 weeks

Born: July 18th, 2013

Adopted: 12 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: July 18th, 2013

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


"Get back here!"

The bumbus leaped into the air, wings buzzing furiously as she reached for the tiny black spheres in front of her. They darted away, the group of them making it to the other side of the room in mere seconds.

Dani, however, was hardly as fast, and so plopped into the floor. She grasped the carpet to keep herself from bouncing back up, then looked to glare up at her "minions."

"For- why won't you just possess me already!? It can't be that- oh, come on! It's almost literally what you're made to do!"

The dark matters shrunk back against the wall, shaking their heads (or, bodies?) no. Dani grit her teeth, letting her head fall down and into her mane that was so puffed up out of frustration that it felt like it nearly enveloped her entire head.

One month. One month of this, and nothing. Of course she'd love to go buy a potion, who wouldn't? But nooooo, "this potion doesn't work with your species yet, dearie." "Don't drink that, you don't know what it'll do to you!" "Wait until they make one for bumbii, Dani. It can't be that far away, and then you can have your color."

She let out a long, hissing sigh. These dark matters had been her last option, her very last, and now they wouldn't even cooperate! It was like she had gotten the wimpiest bunch of them. The wimpiest, most uncooperative bunch of them in all of Subeta.

It was just her luck that they were for some inane reason scared of her, wasn't it? She might as well just go make herself a honey and butter sandwich again.

And least those tasted better than the carpet.

Pet Treasure


Bag of Darkmatter Chocolates

Broken Darkmatter Light Bulb

Darkmatter Coated Pretzel

Pet Friends


Valerrie
She's nice, even if she keeps pulling on my antennae. It's all good fun though, right?