Publisher: Ziara Ltd, a Subsidiary of Blackmoon, Inc.

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Volume 37, Number 42

Announcing New Staff: Noisette Joins the Enubirt by Lypsyl

Atebus Shop Weekly Specials

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Tools of the Trade

Fitness

Assistant

Yps the Dreavosep

Just take 15% off at the till!

We are pleased to announce that Noisette will be joining our team! He is our new intern and interested in every aspect of the work at the Enubirt. He will be working with the printing press, reporting, photography, editing and office work. Noisette's recent jobs have been with the Sharpie Production Center followed by The Library.

Working at a newspaper has been a lifelong dream for Noisette. As a young Tigrean, Noisette loved comic books, his favourites being Superman and Spiderman. But it was not the super powers he admired, no indeed, he loved the cover identities. He loved Clark Kent, reporter and Peter Parker, photographer. He always wanted to be Jimmy Olsen, let the other kids wrap towels around their shoulders and pretend to fly. He would rather have a camera around his neck, or put on the glasses and his dad's old threadbare suit.

He would interview his friends, parents, teachers and just about any adult who would indulge him. His school did not have a newspaper, so he started one up. Noisette also spent the majority of his youth as newspaper carrier, saving up his earnings so he could go to college to take journalism.

Noisette moved to Atebus only a short time ago. One might think a moon would be a strange place for such a cold loving creature to live, but he is learning to love the stark beauty to be found here. In honour of his move to Atebus, Noisette collected a few very special minions that he thought would feel right at home on the moon. In his spare time he collects and refurbishes old typewriters. He has an impressive collection of journalism items, from simple office supplies to old newspapers and special editions.

Noisette used to hang out with a Suspicioid, but it got to be too much when the creature would insist on digging up dirt on Noisette's friends, and even on himself. So they parted ways and Noisette found himself pairing up with a Dreavosep, a much more biddable minion. Not that Noisette would ever use Yps to spy on someone, of course not, he just uses his minion to record his own thoughts while investigating his stories.

Dumpster Diving, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly by: Noisette, ghostwritten by: IchigoOtaku

One man's trash is another man's treasure. This saying goes back centuries, and in this day and age, we all know that we may be reduced to going through our neighbor's garbage. But really, is this practice, something we call dumpster diving, such a bad thing? Can it actually benefit us in the future? Or are we just getting our hands dirty for no reason?

Dumpster divers are helping to keep our economy going. They are the embodiment of the reduce, reuse, recycle mantra. They are not global activists, they are not world leaders hoping to make the world a better place, they are people looking ahead to the future in hopes of surviving another day. Did you know that some dumpster divers actually look for unused coupons in the garbage? Hard to believe, right?

Maybe the idea of saving some money, making it in the real world for a bit longer, is enough to drive you to diving. Allow me to set some ground rules, for those of you interested in such a thing:When diving, be sure to wear protective clothing, or old clothes that you do not care to get dirty. Garbage is still garbage, and we never know what ends up there, so be sure to wear gloves as well. Keep in mind that garbage will move as you get into a dumpster, so be sure to be careful. Also, moving garbage is not a bad idea, but do so with caution.

Don't be afraid to go searching, as dumpster diving is becoming quite the trend. Be sure to clean up after yourself of course, and bring something to poke around the garbage. We would not want anything living to attack you. And I hope your treasure is worth the trash you will be digging through.

Oh No! Engine Malfunction! by: Noisette

Safety First Inc. (a subsidiary of Blackmoon Inc.) would like to remind charitably inclined Subetans about the minions stuck in bubbles in the Galaxian Wastelands. Any spare food would be helpful, be it condiments, drinks, or really, anything bacon wrapped. Remember, we give out cute little trophies in thanks, so your donations will be gratefully acknowledged.

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Dumpster Diving, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly written by: IchigoOtaku
Coding, all other articles and image modifications by Lypsyl
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